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Well let's see.
For starters my wife and I would like to visit your datacenter. Please send a private jet along with a cute stewardess and handsome pilot to pick us up. We of course expect a limo to bring us to the airport from our home and to pick us up from the airport when we arrive. Please make sure the limo bar is stocked with Dom, Johnny Walker Blue, Grey Goose, and Kona Nigari.
After the datacenter tour we'd like to have a private dinner cooked by the Prince of Saud's private sous chef.
We were thinking of a reinterpretation of classic Provençal cuisine. Cassoulet, duck with green olives, and saffron chicken. For dessert we'd like Tomate du Saltambique. (A big seedless, beefsteak tomato stewed for three hours in crème de caramel and stuffed with passion fruit, kiwi, and hazelnuts, and served on a pomegranate reduction)
After dinner we'd like to have our private limo drive us to the hotel penthouse suite that you're paying for us to stay in where we'll be greeted by our attractive private masseuse and hot tub filled with chocolate pudding.
We also like you to contact the concierge and make sure that our mini bar is stocked with plenty of goat cheese and kitty litter for the evening's sexual escapades.
After you fly us back to our homes we'll call you (collect) and work out a deal on a virtual account with 2 ip addresses and 10GB a month of data transfer.
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