Most memorable movie quotes or lines....

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • fl_prn_str
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 5736

    #1

    Most memorable movie quotes or lines....

    DREW
    Lucky bastard. (sees Joanna) Hey, isn't that the girl who works over at
    Chotchkie's?

    PETER
    Yeah.

    DREW
    Hmm, who's she here with?

    PETER
    She's here with me.

    DREW
    Really?

    PETER
    Yeah.

    DREW
    All right, Peter! Ooh! Ooh! Right on. Make sure you wear a rubber,
    dude.

    PETER
    Why's that, Drew?

    DREW
    Are you kidding me? She gets around, all right?

    PETER
    She does, does she?

    DREW
    Oh yeah. Like a record.

    Joanna waves.

    PETER
    With who?

    DREW
    Well, let's see. Lumbergh fucked her. Ah, let me see who else...

    PETER
    Lumbergh?!
  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #2
    "I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"

    "By choice!"
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

    Comment

    • buddyjuf

      #3
      "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

      Comment

      • Evil1
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 3893

        #4
        "bottom line, I will knock you the fuck out"

        Comment

        • CherryLipsRosa
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 3603

          #5
          Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get!
          Rosalia M.
          ICQ.12150439
          Skype. cherrylipsrosa

          Comment

          • Cyndalie
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 3615

            #6
            How do you know there isn't a baker under your bed? Have you looked?

            Rocketman

            If you dont know who the baker is, check at the bottom of a bottle of Jager
            Cyndalie
            Marketing Director
            StoriesTraffic.com

            Comment

            • psili
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2003
              • 5526

              #7
              Vince Boudreau: If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

              ---------------------------

              Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
              Jacob: He's my son.
              Seth: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese.
              Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
              Seth: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.
              Your post count means nothing.

              Comment

              • NoWhErE
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Sep 2005
                • 10583

                #8
                Anything from the first 30 minutes of Full Metal Jacket
                skype: lordofthecameltoe

                Comment

                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bdjuf
                  "Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

                  Comment

                  • Babaganoosh
                    ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 15841

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NoWhErE
                    Anything from the first 30 minutes of Full Metal Jacket
                    "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy-fucking-godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will P.T you ALL until you fucking DIE. I will P.T. you 'til your assholes are sucking buttermilk."
                    I like pie.

                    Comment

                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077

                      #11
                      bunch of savages in this town...

                      Comment

                      • polle54
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 4626

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fl_prn_str
                        DREW
                        Lucky bastard. (sees Joanna) Hey, isn't that the girl who works over at
                        Chotchkie's?

                        PETER
                        Yeah.

                        DREW
                        Hmm, who's she here with?

                        PETER
                        She's here with me.

                        DREW
                        Really?

                        PETER
                        Yeah.

                        DREW
                        All right, Peter! Ooh! Ooh! Right on. Make sure you wear a rubber,
                        dude.

                        PETER
                        Why's that, Drew?

                        DREW
                        Are you kidding me? She gets around, all right?

                        PETER
                        She does, does she?

                        DREW
                        Oh yeah. Like a record.

                        Joanna waves.

                        PETER
                        With who?

                        DREW
                        Well, let's see. Lumbergh fucked her. Ah, let me see who else...

                        PETER
                        Lumbergh?!

                        sounds horrible much like Office Space

                        fantastic movie and the best qoute is from snatch:

                        Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
                        Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
                        Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
                        ICQ# 143561781

                        Comment

                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67798

                          #13
                          "That's no moon, it's a space station"...


                          I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

                          Comment

                          • Validus
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 4012

                            #14
                            Gotta pay the mortgage

                            Comment

                            • Babaganoosh
                              ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 15841

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                              bunch of savages in this town...
                              Most girls don't bring your lasagna. They just cheat on you.
                              I like pie.

                              Comment

                              • Cyndalie
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 3615

                                #16
                                What's your name?
                                Asshole sir. Major Asshole
                                I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!


                                Gotta love Mel Brooks flicks
                                Cyndalie
                                Marketing Director
                                StoriesTraffic.com

                                Comment

                                • WDchris
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 612

                                  #17
                                  "you're a cantaloupe."

                                  Comment

                                  • Scott McD
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 67798

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Cyndalie
                                    What's your name?
                                    Asshole sir. Major Asshole
                                    I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!


                                    Gotta love Mel Brooks flicks
                                    Love that shit...


                                    I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

                                    Comment

                                    • BusterBunny
                                      perverted justice decoy
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 19291

                                      #19
                                      toepick

                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

                                      Comment

                                      • Fresh
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 4920

                                        #20
                                        Snatch has the best quotes

                                        Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

                                        Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

                                        Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.



                                        tons of great ones from this flick


                                        Promote ONE Legal Tube Site, Collect Checks from 19 Sponsors

                                        Fresh Dave | Email: [email protected] | ICQ: 317160390


                                        Comment

                                        • SomeCreep
                                          :glugglug
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 26118

                                          #21
                                          "say ello to my liddle friend"

                                          Webair Hosting

                                          I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

                                          Comment

                                          • gimo33
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 5599

                                            #22
                                            all i have in this world is my word and my balls, and i dont break 'em for nobody -tony montana
                                            Galleries that sells www.highendcreatives.com Avail of the $10 per gallery, promo!! Highend Designs at Low Price. Contact us now!

                                            Comment

                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818

                                              #23
                                              "My God...its full of stars!"

                                              Comment

                                              • sicone
                                                Retired
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 18453

                                                #24
                                                " Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

                                                Comment

                                                • VicD
                                                  ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 13245

                                                  #25
                                                  talkin to me?

                                                  Comment

                                                  • NoWhErE
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 10583

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                    toepick


                                                    hahah oh my god I remember watching that so many times as a kid
                                                    skype: lordofthecameltoe

                                                    Comment

                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24818

                                                      #27
                                                      "History is written...by those who would hang heroes."

                                                      "Nobles. Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country, but men don't follow titles, they follow courage. Now our people know you. Noble, and common, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to freedom, they'd follow you. And so would I."

                                                      (Braveheart)

                                                      Comment

                                                      • SilentKnight
                                                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 24818

                                                        #28
                                                        A favorite passage of dialogue (from Good Will Hunting):

                                                        Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?

                                                        [Will nods]

                                                        Sean: You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • Mike_AWP
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Apr 2006
                                                          • 1004

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by psili
                                                          Vince Boudreau: If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

                                                          ---------------------------

                                                          Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
                                                          Jacob: He's my son.
                                                          Seth: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese.
                                                          Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
                                                          Seth: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.

                                                          I like this one...


                                                          An Adult IT Staffing Solutions Company
                                                          email: [email protected] icq: 309-516-981
                                                          Tel.#: 1-702-940-0789 (U.S. Toll Free)

                                                          Comment

                                                          • PornAddict
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 1401

                                                            #30
                                                            In a robot voice, "Adidios, Turd Nuggets."

                                                            or

                                                            "Here's someone who worships me."

                                                            and

                                                            "I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky procedure, but I think it's worth it"

                                                            If you haven't seen it and like ridiculous comedies, check out Grandma's Boy.

                                                            - PornAddict

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Hipp
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                              • 50

                                                              #31
                                                              Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

                                                              Comment

                                                              • chronic avenger
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                • 2509

                                                                #32
                                                                Fuck you. fuck you . fuck you. you cool and fuck you.
                                                                -im out.

                                                                half baked.

                                                                | Sexxy Toons | Blog Designs |

                                                                Icq 333676510

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 46238

                                                                  #33
                                                                  -hey? what are the tampons for?

                                                                  -they're for the bullet holes, mother fucker!!!

                                                                  Comment

                                                                  • arial
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 4012

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

                                                                    Goodfellas
                                                                    Last edited by arial; 05-15-2006, 05:02 PM.

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • MaddCaz
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                      • 9483

                                                                      #35
                                                                      'disperse Bitches Willl Yoouu???"

                                                                      BigCocks.com -
                                                                      MatureWomen.com -
                                                                      Tranny.com -
                                                                      DrunkGirls.com -
                                                                      TeenGirls.com -
                                                                      MonsterCock.com and
                                                                      many more... Click
                                                                      here to see them all!

                                                                      Comment

                                                                      • broke
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 4501

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I'm your huckleberry.
                                                                        Perfect Gonzo

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • MaddCaz
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                          • 9483

                                                                          #37
                                                                          "You broke my heart Fredo! YOU BROKE MY HEEAARRTT!!"

                                                                          BigCocks.com -
                                                                          MatureWomen.com -
                                                                          Tranny.com -
                                                                          DrunkGirls.com -
                                                                          TeenGirls.com -
                                                                          MonsterCock.com and
                                                                          many more... Click
                                                                          here to see them all!

                                                                          Comment

                                                                          • fl_prn_str
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 5736

                                                                            #38
                                                                            General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
                                                                            John Winger: Blown up sir.

                                                                            -------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                                                            General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
                                                                            John Winger: Training, sir.
                                                                            Soldiers: Training, sir.
                                                                            General Barnicke: What kind of training?
                                                                            John Winger: Army training, sir.
                                                                            Soldiers: Army training, sir.
                                                                            ------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                            General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
                                                                            John Winger: That's a fact, Jack.
                                                                            Soldiers: That's a fact, Jack.
                                                                            ------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                            Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.
                                                                            John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.
                                                                            ------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                                            Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
                                                                            Leon: Ooooooh.
                                                                            Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
                                                                            Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • hezochiah
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 807

                                                                              #39
                                                                              "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"

                                                                              jack Nichalson from As Good As It Gets. That one always cracked me up.

                                                                              Comment

                                                                              • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                • 6269

                                                                                #40
                                                                                "Great power comes great responsibility"

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • Sydney_AWP
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                  • 358

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I love you.Ilove you.I love you.

                                                                                  Affordably Fulfilling Your Adult Web Needs
                                                                                  email: [email protected] icq: 229265389 skype: Sydney_AWP msn: [email protected]

                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                  • BusterBunny
                                                                                    perverted justice decoy
                                                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                                                    • 19291

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass
                                                                                    my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • reynold
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 51271

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      ".....Merry Christmas you filthy animal...." home alone.

                                                                                      Comment

                                                                                      • hova
                                                                                        Traffillionaire
                                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                                        • 22430

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by hezochiah
                                                                                        "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"

                                                                                        jack Nichalson from As Good As It Gets. That one always cracked me up.
                                                                                        that's a great one
                                                                                        http://traffillions.com/

                                                                                        Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 40077

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                                                                          Most girls don't bring your lasagna. They just cheat on you.
                                                                                          I'm not even suppose to be here today...

                                                                                          Comment

                                                                                          • uno
                                                                                            RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                            • 18450

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...

                                                                                            Seth: Did they look like psychos? Did they? No. They were fucking vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are.
                                                                                            -uno
                                                                                            icq: 111-914
                                                                                            CrazyBabe.com - porn art
                                                                                            MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • hezochiah
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 807

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by uno
                                                                                              Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...

                                                                                              Seth: Did they look like psychos? Did they? No. They were fucking vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are.
                                                                                              Great movie...

                                                                                              That whole thing with Cheech talking about all the pussy was funny too.

                                                                                              Comment

                                                                                              • uno
                                                                                                RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 18450

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
                                                                                                -uno
                                                                                                icq: 111-914
                                                                                                CrazyBabe.com - porn art
                                                                                                MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 58202

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Show me the money -Jerry MaGuire


                                                                                                  [email protected]

                                                                                                  Comment

                                                                                                  • Choppa
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                                    • 4079

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    " It rubs the lotion on its skin"
                                                                                                    SexyAds: 10 years in business and still going strong. Become an affiliate today!




                                                                                                    Choppas ICQ: 283 090 747 Want to know more? [email protected]

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    Working...