Does Match.com work?

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  • TheMob
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 8584

    #1

    Does Match.com work?

    As a surfer, someone that wants to get laid, I mean.
  • hydro
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 4216

    #2
    Hmm to get laid quickly i'd say no. Ive dated 3 girls off match.com and all grew really attatched really quick. A better place for that if you just want to get laid quick would be facebattle.com or facethejury.com

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    • azguy
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 5167

      #3
      JustGoToALocalBar.com

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      • pushpills
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 3700

        #4
        good place to get laid, but the bars are better if u want an easy lay. I met my girlfriend on there, been dating for 10 months. too bad she's an outdoorsy type and is climbing the rocky mountains for 3 months while I am all alone

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        • BRISK
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Feb 2003
          • 12240

          #5
          Originally posted by hydro
          Hmm to get laid quickly i'd say no. Ive dated 3 girls off match.com and all grew really attatched really quick. A better place for that if you just want to get laid quick would be facebattle.com or facethejury.com
          This line of reasoning is fallacious
          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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          • hydro
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2003
            • 4216

            #6
            Originally posted by pushpills
            good place to get laid, but the bars are better if u want an easy lay. I met my girlfriend on there, been dating for 10 months. too bad she's an outdoorsy type and is climbing the rocky mountains for 3 months while I am all alone
            you just know she's fucking a mountain man right now

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            • Theo
              HAL 9000
              • May 2001
              • 34515

              #7
              are u sure she is climbing only mountains for 3months ?

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              • hydro
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 4216

                #8
                Originally posted by BRISK
                This line of reasoning is fallacious
                did you get laid quick off match.com

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                • pushpills
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3700

                  #9
                  Originally posted by hydro
                  you just know she's fucking a mountain man right now
                  let's hope not. she's the faithful type. i'm sure she smells like goat shit by now, that should help.

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                  • BRISK
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 12240

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hydro
                    did you get laid quick off match.com
                    No, I've never used match.com
                    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                    • TheMob
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 8584

                      #11
                      Originally posted by hydro
                      Hmm to get laid quickly i'd say no. Ive dated 3 girls off match.com and all grew really attatched really quick. A better place for that if you just want to get laid quick would be facebattle.com or facethejury.com
                      Facing the jury right now.

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                      • Drake
                        Hello world!
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 12508

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                        are u sure she is climbing only mountains for 3months ?


                        She used my line! "Honey I'll be climbing mountains for a few months, see ya!"

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                        • Rui
                          web
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 9533

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                          are u sure she is climbing only mountains for 3months ?
                          You can bet she is climbing alot more than mountains lol

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                          • sexyclicks
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 3240

                            #14
                            it works I went out to a few dates

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                            • polish_aristocrat
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 40377

                              #15
                              i would say AFF would be a better site.

                              You have to distinguish between those who are busy or shy and are looking online for their significant other, and those who just want to get laid.
                              I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                              • Harmon
                                ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 20014

                                #16
                                I fuck bitchez from Match all the time. it's a snap!
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                                • The Sultan Of Smut
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 4325

                                  #17
                                  A buddy of mine scored with AFF. With Match.com I think you're gonna have to go through the mandatory 3 dates.

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                                  • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 1908

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheMob
                                    Does Match.com work?
                                    As a surfer, someone that wants to get laid, I mean.


                                    I believe the dating web sites (like Match.com) "work" in direct proportion to both your "ugliness" and the "desperation" of those with which you are trying to "hook up."


                                    I've reformulated the statement in this way:

                                    (The level of your ugliness) * (The desperation of your intended partner) = Your chance of success


                                    1 = couldn't be any more

                                    0 = couldn't be any less


                                    So for example, if you are really ugly (lets say a .7) and you are trying to hook up with someone who isn't desperate (lets say a .1) then your chance of "success" would be a .07 (which is basically NO chance).

                                    However . . .

                                    Even if you are REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS (lets say a .90) but you are trying to hook up with someone who is EXTREMELY desperate (lets say a .85) then your chance of "success" would be a .765 which really is a pretty darn good chance!

                                    ALERT: This formula does not work for good-looking people.

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                                    • axelcat
                                      Adult Locals
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 25450

                                      #19
                                      you seriously want to get laid..........see sig

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                                      • Der Schleicher
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2005
                                        • 1189

                                        #20
                                        I trhink not.most of the people in match.com is looking more for a relationship rather than mere one night stands.
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