This has been the #1 battle in my life. Smoking.
I've beaten it now and then but would slip back into it. Now and finally it's conquered. I did it this time by gradually dropping off. Measuring what it was like one day using cigs and one day not using cigs.
Then the body itself fought back which was the big test. It realized the damage being done and actually fought back itself! It was amazing!
Haagen Daas Chocolate Ice Cream helped the most. When I couldn't taste it anymore the taste buds took their place as the royal on high determinators of what's good in life and banished cigs altogether. Suddenly the craving was gone, the whole works. I literally don't have cravings anymore!
Word to the wise:
If you're not a smoker, don't even start. Hire a friend to beat you senseless with a baseball bat if he catches you smoking. Believe me, it's worth it.
If you're a smoker, tell all your friends right fucking now to kidnap your stupid helpless ass and lock you away in a hotel room or jail cell or something with proper medical supervision and cold turkey or lukewarm turkey your way out of this shit. Have them drop you off in the middle of the desert if need be. Do ANYTHING you can to get off tobacco IMMEDIATELY within 3 weeks you'll know why.
If you can't do it alone, go to your local Mayor. Ask for assistance. Tell your cops to beat you to a pulp if they see you with a cig.
Half a million a year die in the U.S. from this shit. In a few years it will be 500 million will die from now to 2010. Isn't that shit scary?
Tobacco is killing more people than mother fucking Malaria!!! Mankind's greatest nemesis, Malaria ain't got shit on what we do to ourselves anymore.
I've beaten it now and then but would slip back into it. Now and finally it's conquered. I did it this time by gradually dropping off. Measuring what it was like one day using cigs and one day not using cigs.
Then the body itself fought back which was the big test. It realized the damage being done and actually fought back itself! It was amazing!
Haagen Daas Chocolate Ice Cream helped the most. When I couldn't taste it anymore the taste buds took their place as the royal on high determinators of what's good in life and banished cigs altogether. Suddenly the craving was gone, the whole works. I literally don't have cravings anymore!
Word to the wise:
If you're not a smoker, don't even start. Hire a friend to beat you senseless with a baseball bat if he catches you smoking. Believe me, it's worth it.
If you're a smoker, tell all your friends right fucking now to kidnap your stupid helpless ass and lock you away in a hotel room or jail cell or something with proper medical supervision and cold turkey or lukewarm turkey your way out of this shit. Have them drop you off in the middle of the desert if need be. Do ANYTHING you can to get off tobacco IMMEDIATELY within 3 weeks you'll know why.
If you can't do it alone, go to your local Mayor. Ask for assistance. Tell your cops to beat you to a pulp if they see you with a cig.
Half a million a year die in the U.S. from this shit. In a few years it will be 500 million will die from now to 2010. Isn't that shit scary?
Tobacco is killing more people than mother fucking Malaria!!! Mankind's greatest nemesis, Malaria ain't got shit on what we do to ourselves anymore.
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