A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12, and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the night.' We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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lol...Nice.
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haha, clever
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haha, that would suckComment
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hhahaha that's funny.Comment
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Hah. That is pretty funny.
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Good one
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i would feel so owned
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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very fuckkkkkking oldOriginally posted by rayadp05Comment
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twist of fate. heheheTeeny Teen Girls - One of the best free pictures and videos online.
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Dumbass guy. He's in trouble.
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hahaha. He's really in deep shit.
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lol .. good joke
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Classic
YepComment
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old but good
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old
and I mean very VERY old
but still it's 9am so got a chuckle out of meComment
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I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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hahaha...that is awesome
can you imagine...ugh)
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Hilarius!!!!! LOL
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Lol nice oneICQ 584665926Comment
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If its an oldie I never heard it before so from me 
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Good one
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xa xa nice story, but he is stupid
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