If you're a guy, don't fucking give LIMP HANDSHAKES

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    If you're a guy, don't fucking give LIMP HANDSHAKES

    ONLY GIRLS DO THAT.

    And If for some reason, you drop your fingers where the doods palm is, you are a:

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    • Manansala
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 551
      #2
      More pics of that LIMP HANDSHAKE please. 'Needs education.
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        • seeric
          ..........
          • Aug 2004
          • 41917
          #3
          yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.

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            • Thurbs
              The Thrilla in Manila
              • Sep 2004
              • 4785
              #4
              i only give the weak handshake when im to skeeved to actually shake someone's hand heartily. but it's definately a dis to the person who engages the shake.

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                • swedguy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 7981
                  #5
                  I don't like it on a woman either. A handshake should be firm.

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                    • devilspost
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 3980
                      #6

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          I don't shake hands due to a germ phobia

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                            • Pipecrew
                              Master of Gfy.com
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 14888
                              #8
                              Brad M has a very weak handshake, fitting.

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                                • iwantchixx
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 12860
                                  #9
                                  I find it rediculous to base someone on their handshake. Some people just aren't comfortable with putting their hands on other people's sweaty piss laden hands.

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                                    • mal
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 1899
                                      #10
                                      i hate shaking peoples' hands

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                                        • swedguy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 7981
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                          I find it rediculous to base someone on their handshake. Some people just aren't comfortable with putting their hands on other people's sweaty piss laden hands.
                                          Not shaking someones hand and giving a limp handshake is different

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                                            • iwantchixx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12860
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by swedguy
                                              Not shaking someones hand and giving a limp handshake is different
                                              Some people give a limp one due to the 'ick' factor.

                                              dude extends hand, grasps other's hand, finds it's sweaty and clammy then cringes and loosenes grip before other dude even squeezes hand. thus ending up in a limp shake.

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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271
                                                  #13
                                                  Very informative post.

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                                                    • martyVP
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 1917
                                                      #14
                                                      Strange but, I have a very close friend who has the most limp handshake but has the strongest personality you will come across. He makes about 15 million dollars a year as well, go figure.

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                                                        • Trax
                                                          [----------------------]
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 14486
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                          yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.
                                                          lol
                                                          said who? you? lol

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                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 32189
                                                              #16
                                                              Those fish handshakes are something else....

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                                                                • Nylz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 8285
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                  you are a:



                                                                  This made me spit out my milk
                                                                  No sig.

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                                                                    • Project-Shadow
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 7340
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                      yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.
                                                                      I'll agree with this statement, someone who doesn't know the fundamentals of handshaking is not someone you wanna know.

                                                                      But in all fairness I do believe a firm handshake to be a good sign.

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                                                                        • Mpegmaster
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 2300
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Nylz


                                                                          This made me spit out my milk

                                                                          You mean MILK FROM THOSE TRANNY TITS OF YOURS

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                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 29901
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                              ONLY GIRLS DO THAT.

                                                                              And If for some reason, you drop your fingers where the doods palm is, you are a:

                                                                              exactly

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                                                                                • media
                                                                                  Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 9853
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by devilspost
                                                                                  LOL, look at them dumb fucking rednecks.. They're probably on a road in kansas in the middle of fucking nowhere hoping a corn truck comes by so they can wave...
                                                                                  I'm here for the violence!

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                                                                                    • Mefo
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                      • 6169
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by devilspost

                                                                                      hahaha what a fucktards

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                                                                                        • swedguy
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 7981
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                                                          Some people give a limp one due to the 'ick' factor.

                                                                                          dude extends hand, grasps other's hand, finds it's sweaty and clammy then cringes and loosenes grip before other dude even squeezes hand. thus ending up in a limp shake.
                                                                                          But then it started out firm and went limp

                                                                                          But if people find it disgusting to shake other peoples hands, then it's better to not shake hands than give a limp one.

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                                                                                            • Tom_PM
                                                                                              Porn Meister
                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 16443
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Firm yes, crushing no. Nothing like giving a firm handshake and the other dude decides to play "crunch the bones"... damn..
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                                                                                                • Pete-KT
                                                                                                  Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                  • 51532
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  FIRM handshakes is a good sign, i hate when a guy give u soft limp hand shake it makes me worry about them

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                                                                                                    • Gunni
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                      • 2385
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Firm handshake is good,
                                                                                                      but don't make it a 'farmer' handshake, fucken hell, farmers normally seem to want to brake your hand when they shake it

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                                                                                                        • gh0st
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                          • 928
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          My handshakes aren't just firm.. They're palm shattering and evil.. The first time I meet somebody I try to break their wrist.. You won't ever forget meeting me

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                                                                                                            • hova
                                                                                                              Traffillionaire
                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                              • 22430
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by devilspost
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                                                                                                                • Phoenix
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                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 35475
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  in korea if you rub your finger in a girls palm while shaking her hand..it means you want to have sex with her.

                                                                                                                  i cant wait to try it over there
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                                                                                                                    • rollinOn20s
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                      • 2006
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                                                      yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.
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                                                                                                                        • scoreman
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                          • 1491
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          nothing worse than getting the wet noodle handshake...blech

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                                                                                                                            • shaman_from_BabaJaga
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                              • 220
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by media
                                                                                                                              LOL, look at them dumb fucking rednecks.. They're probably on a road in kansas in the middle of fucking nowhere hoping a corn truck comes by so they can wave...

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                                                                                                                                • Platinumpimp
                                                                                                                                  Logos and such.
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 10214
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Some people also love to give handshakes on each and every opportunity they get. I think they find it "tough" or make them look "interesting" ...
                                                                                                                                  I design logo's.

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                                                                                                                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                      WW4L
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 10581
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                                                                                      I don't like it on a woman either. A handshake should be firm.
                                                                                                                                      makes me want to punch a girl that offers me some limp hand like she is a delicate flower and will crumple.. I will crush that flower

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                                                                                                                                        • DaddysGirl
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 627
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I CAN NOT STAND a limp/weak handshake on anyone, but esp men! yuck
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                                                                                                                                            • swedguy
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 7981
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                              makes me want to punch a girl that offers me some limp hand like she is a delicate flower and will crumple.. I will crush that flower

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