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D-man · 05-11-2006, 01:58 AM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed I have listed the definition for each below .

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

05-11-2006, 01:58 AM
D-man Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Respect the join date noob! Posts: 1,291	Guts or Balls! We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed I have listed the definition for each below . GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.