Scientology says you actually have 57 senses

**SmokeyTheBear** · 05-10-2006, 09:07 AM

they also think alien bad guys were roasted by atomic bombs planted in volcanoes , and their souls make us do bad stuff

dont quote me on that .. i dont know it all but thats what i have heard

**munki** · 05-10-2006, 09:08 AM

Something about an alien living in your asshole too?

**RhiannonAPM** · 05-10-2006, 09:08 AM

I think they are all nuts!

**HizAzPhun** · 05-10-2006, 09:08 AM

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All the info you need about this crazy fucked up cult

**jjjay** · 05-10-2006, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear

they also think alien bad guys were roasted by atomic bombs planted in volcanoes , and their souls make us do bad stuff

dont quote me on that .. i dont know it all but thats what i have heard

it's amazing - a science fiction writer invents a religion and it becomes a multi-multi-million dollar business with top celebrity endorsements

are people really this desperate for 'answers'?

**XxXotic** · 05-10-2006, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by jjjay

it's amazing - a science fiction writer invents a religion and it becomes a multi-multi-million dollar business with top celebrity endorsements

are people really this desperate for 'answers'?

no, they're just easily lead sheep willing to flock to whatever shepard is trendy at the time

**jjjay** · 05-10-2006, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by XxXotic

no, they're just easily lead sheep willing to flock to whatever shepard is trendy at the time

maybe. people pay thousands to be led by scientology. probably a business lesson to be learnt here somewhere

**majorbitch** · 05-10-2006, 09:29 AM

wtf...............

**StuartD** · 05-10-2006, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by jjjay

[*]Reality (self and others)

Sorry, you can't tell me that any of them have a sense of reality

**polle54** · 05-10-2006, 09:52 AM

well....

scientology don't know shit, they make nice $$$$ though

**adultvisitors** · 05-10-2006, 10:07 AM

hmm I thought it was 52219 senses

**XxXotic** · 05-10-2006, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by jjjay

maybe. people pay thousands to be led by scientology. probably a business lesson to be learnt here somewhere

and people don't pay thousands to be lead by christian evangelists? Churches don't pass around a collection plate? There's no business strategy to that, telling people they must donate 10% to the church is more striking the fear of god into them then anything else. Any religion is like this it's not exclusive to scientology

**jjjay** · 05-10-2006, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by XxXotic

and people don't pay thousands to be lead by christian evangelists? Churches don't pass around a collection plate? There's no business strategy to that, telling people they must donate 10% to the church is more striking the fear of god into them then anything else. Any religion is like this it's not exclusive to scientology

yeah, I was thinking of the fact that some people are so desparate for bullshit answers they'll spend their life savings for them

fucking this porn shit. the easy money's in religion...

**jesse_adultdatingdollars** · 05-10-2006, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by jjjay

they call them the 57 perceptions. they are:

Timen Sight
Tasten Colorn Depth
Solidity (barriers)
Relative sizes (external)
Sound
Pitch
Tone
Volume
Rhythm
Smell
Touch (pressure, friction, heat or cold and oiliness)
Personal emotion
Endocrine states
Awareness of awareness
Personal size
Organic sensation (including hunger)
Heartbeat
Blood circulation
Cellular and bacterial position
Gravitic (self and other weights)
Motion of self
Motion (exterior)
Body position
Joint position
Internal temperature
External temperature
Balance
Muscular tension
Saline content of self (body)
Fields/magnetic
Time track motion
Physical energy (personal weariness, etc.)
Self-determinism
Moisture (self)
Sound direction
Emotional state of other organs
Personal position on the tone scale*
Affinity (self and others)
Communication (self and others)
Reality (self and others)
Emotional state of groups
Compass direction
Level of consciousness
Pain
Perception of conclusions (past and present)
Perception of computation (past and present)
Perception of imagination (past and present)
Perception of having perceived (past and present)
Awareness of not knowing
Awareness of importance, unimportance
Awareness of others
Awareness of location and placement (masses, spaces and location itself)
Perception of appetite
Kinesthesia

what an absolute crock of shit. 57 more reasons why tom cruise is a lunatic.

I AGREE, ALL RELIGIONS ARE PRETTY BOGUS,BUT THAT ONE IS EXTRA FUCKIN STUPID

**madawgz** · 05-10-2006, 12:21 PM

x 100

they are so fucked up

**Grapesoda** · 05-10-2006, 12:42 PM

well that's just the beginning of the bennies from scientology . . more senses and it just get's better every day!!! errr . . as long as ya have more money that is

**hova** · 05-10-2006, 12:48 PM

scientology can suck my cock

**GlydeGirl** · 05-10-2006, 12:57 PM

Scientology schmientology... just another group of sheep being led astray by a money-hungry fox!

**Big Red Machine** · 05-10-2006, 01:22 PM

White Scientologist only have 56
They have no Rhythm lol

**klixxxgirl** · 05-10-2006, 01:48 PM

just wait for a scientologist to find this thread and sue the hell out of the board and all who posted... damn... i shouldn't have posted

**american pervert** · 05-10-2006, 01:53 PM

if you quote any part of the their book in print they will sue you...

**VicD** · 05-10-2006, 01:55 PM

yeah yeah yeah, i also have 57 dicks

**=^..^=** · 05-10-2006, 02:05 PM

well i have 58 senses

58: the sense to detect BULLSHIT

**megatgpdotnet** · 05-10-2006, 02:22 PM

Does it say something about bigdick sense too?

**AmateurFlix** · 05-10-2006, 02:40 PM

"Timen Sight
Tasten Colorn Depth"

Are they just making up words?

**Agent 488** · 05-10-2006, 02:48 PM

what other church can give you super powers?

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/05/06/No...early_re.shtml

don't knock it 'till you tried it.

Scientology says you actually have 57 senses

Scientology says you actually have 57 senses

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