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  • camperjohn64
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1531
    #1

    Pulled a dutch oven on my girlfriend...

    we were messing around, tickling each other, poking, laughing...then I had this super stinky fart, pulled the covers over and she almost gagged...

    and she is still my girlfriend...
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    • BJ
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 5590
      #2
      probably not for long.

      I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

      We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.

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        • Martin
          "Assassins"
          • Dec 2001
          • 17274
          #3
          Ahh yes. Classic dutch oven. I'm sure she was highly impressed.

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            • Some Guy
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              • Dec 2001
              • 1750
              #4
              Originally posted by BJ
              probably not for long.

              I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

              We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
              Hahahahaha!



              That's fucking hilarious.

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                • Nicky
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30072
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BJ
                  probably not for long.

                  I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                  We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.

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                    • Harmon
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                      • Mar 2004
                      • 20016
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BJ
                      probably not for long.

                      I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                      We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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                        • Antonio
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                          • Oct 2001
                          • 14136
                          #7
                          this thread reeks of class

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                            • bloggerz
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                              • Dec 2006
                              • 16253
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BJ
                              probably not for long.

                              I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                              We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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                                • fogfever
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                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 1245
                                  #9
                                  nice for winter...she probably appreciated it.

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                                    • L-Pink
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                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 39151
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BJ
                                      probably not for long.

                                      I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                                      We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
                                      You need to check up on her, my bet is she's either undergoing mental counseling or starring in scat movies now.


                                      .

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                                        • seeandsee
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                                          #11
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                                            • marketsmart
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 20419
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BJ
                                              probably not for long.

                                              I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                                              We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
                                              shitty story bro....





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                                                • DEA - banned for life
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                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 7886
                                                  #13
                                                  My ex gf did that to me once..not cool.

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                                                    • vsex
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                                                      • Aug 2010
                                                      • 1277
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BJ
                                                      probably not for long.

                                                      I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                                                      We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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                                                        • gleem
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                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 5593
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BJ
                                                          probably not for long.

                                                          I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                                                          We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
                                                          LOL that's one for the books.. "I dated this guy and we were on this boat and he all of a sudden pulls his pants down and has a diarrhea attack right in front of me... I even got misted from it... totally had to break up with him"




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                                                            • MarkTiarra
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 3833
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by camperjohn64
                                                              we were messing around, tickling each other, poking, laughing...then I had this super stinky fart, pulled the covers over and she almost gagged...

                                                              and she is still my girlfriend...
                                                              Standing O!!!!

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                                                                • Scott McD
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                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 67792
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by DEA
                                                                  Hahaha!


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                                                                    • u-Bob
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                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 33063
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by BJ
                                                                      probably not for long.

                                                                      I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                                                                      We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.

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                                                                        • {Psycho}
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                                                                          • Oct 2010
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          LOL really
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                                                                            • HornyToad
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                                                                              • Sep 2010
                                                                              • 23
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by MarkTiarra
                                                                              Standing O!!!!
                                                                              Ack! That should be "a standing Noooooooooo"!

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                                                                                • spazlabz
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                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 6548
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  wait a minute... are the Dutch known from trapping people so they can smell their farts? This is important safety information I need here!

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                                                                                    • SenSEO
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by spazlabz
                                                                                      wait a minute... are the Dutch known from trapping people so they can smell their farts? This is important safety information I need here!
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                                                                                        • spazlabz
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SenSEO
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                                                                                            • BoardiesBitch
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                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                              • 861
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by BJ
                                                                                              probably not for long.

                                                                                              I once had a gf and we rented a small pontoon for the day and of course we got drunk but I had to take a dump and did it right in front of her hanging my ass off the side of the boat with full explosive diarrhea.

                                                                                              We broke up maybe a month later and I never really thought about the reason why until this thread.
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                                                                                                • camperjohn64
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                  • 1531
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by HornyToad
                                                                                                  Ack! That should be "a standing Noooooooooo"!
                                                                                                  Actually, Mark is my girlfriends, ex-boy friend. I sent him a link to this thread so he could have a good laugh.
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