Originally Posted by SilentKnight

If you're driving...leave your radar detector at home (or hide it well).

And we drive on the right side of the road (except in Quebec...where they drive all over regardless of the laws).

Its pronounced "poo-teen" when ordering fries with gravy and cheese curds.

When standing in a long line at The Beer Store, loudly complain they should make it self-serve. You'll fit right in.

No need to tip the girl behind the window at the Tim Horton's drive-thru. She's honoured enough to be working minimum wage at midnight.

If the lights in your hotel go out - its not a terrorist attack...just a rolling brownout caused by another power interruption from Michigan.

A few tips to get you by in Cana-duh.