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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141
    #1

    Ladies: What's the shortest penis...

    ...that ever satisfied you?

    I've got 6+, which is above average... I figure I could still do the job with half of it. What do you think?

    (I'm aware that thickness is probably more of an issue for women, provided the meat meets their minimum length requirement... )
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • Kapitan Ivanov II
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 763
      #2
      I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.
      Ivanov - The Original Russian Board Guy

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141
          #3
          Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
          I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.
          Somehow I don't think the irony of that statement has escaped you.
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • Kapitan Ivanov II
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 763
              #4
              Originally posted by Dagwolf
              Somehow I don't think the irony of that statement has escaped you.
              You are quite correct, my young grasshopper.
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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271
                  #5
                  That's a huge one Dagwolf.

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                    • mardigras
                      Bon temps!
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 14194
                      #6
                      Any "Are You Being Served?" fans here?
                      I love it when Mrs. Slocombe (referring to going to the pub) says she stepped out for a little one
                      .

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                        • Dagwolf
                          President of Canada
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 23141
                          #7
                          Originally posted by reynold
                          That's a huge one Dagwolf.
                          I'm not bragging... not in THIS crowd. I couldn't even get a bit part in a porn with 6 inches unless I produced it myself.

                          Edit: Still no ladies?
                          Last edited by Dagwolf; 02-15-2005, 12:55 AM.
                          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                            • PHPdude
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                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1164
                              #8
                              Thats pretty funny, i like it.
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                                • StacyCat
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 1167
                                  #9
                                  About 4-5 inches, and skinny.

                                  Sex is much more about the mind than the penis size. Ive had 4 inch guys, ive had a 9 inch guy, I had a guy as thick around as a coke can. The only thing that mattered was who they were, not their dick.

                                  though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.

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                                    • gangbangjoe
                                      Ronin
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 17693
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
                                      I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.


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                                        • JustJen
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 1233
                                          #11
                                          I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.


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                                            • polish_aristocrat
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 40377
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by EpicJen
                                              I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing.
                                              I don't think anyone with a small penis will want to send traffic to Epic Cash now. ;)
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                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 40377
                                                  #13
                                                  and funny how your comment EpicJen is totally different than StacyCat's comment...
                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 35475
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by EpicJen
                                                      I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.

                                                      how were you able to be in a relationship if you could only laugh at him.

                                                      I have a pathetically small dick so i take offense to this thread.


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                                                        • bangman
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 5283
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by EpicJen
                                                          I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.
                                                          Wow what a bitch! haha
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                                                            • UniversalPass Pete
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                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 7368
                                                              #16
                                                              Women complain when it's too big also!


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                                                                • JustJen
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 1233
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by bangman
                                                                  Wow what a bitch! haha

                                                                  lol I love it. I am a bitch because I speak the truth.


                                                                  icq:175766581

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                                                                    • nojob
                                                                      The Original NoJob
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 3682
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Hmm Size Does Matter, to most women. That is why our affiliate program converts.

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                                                                        • DaveMac
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                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 361
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by StacyCat
                                                                          though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.

                                                                          WOW you must have big thumbs

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                                                                            • Adultnet
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                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                              • 8713
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by EpicJen
                                                                              lol I love it. I am a bitch because I speak the truth.
                                                                              he he he


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                                                                                • bllott
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                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 2368
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by StacyCat
                                                                                  About 4-5 inches, and skinny.

                                                                                  Sex is much more about the mind than the penis size. Ive had 4 inch guys, ive had a 9 inch guy, I had a guy as thick around as a coke can. The only thing that mattered was who they were, not their dick.

                                                                                  though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.
                                                                                  Oh, I think we've meet. Is it you stacy? you thought I was wierd? You should have said something. I miss you

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                                                                                    • Evil1
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                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 3893
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by EpicJen
                                                                                      One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing
                                                                                      Huh? Im not a cock authority so... do they actually come that small? It'll be a wonderful day in my life if someone says this is true!

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                                                                                        • MandyBlake
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                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 17761
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i've had sex with a guy who was just about 5". It was good sex.
                                                                                          Although I prefer big cocks, I won't pass up an ooportunity for an avg guy, cuz the sex could be tremendous.
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                                                                                            • Stacey_JoinRightNow
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                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                              • 6269
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              it's not the length, it's not the size. it's how you perform & make it rise

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                                                                                                • Rui
                                                                                                  web
                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 9533
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by EpicJen
                                                                                                  I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.
                                                                                                  Shit must had been very small or you simply love huge cocks

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                                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                      • 23141
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      So what we've learned is:
                                                                                                      Given a good sexual performance, if he's got at least 4 inches a guy might get a second date?

                                                                                                      That's got to be harsh news for some guys.
                                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                                        • Gasper
                                                                                                          #27

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                                                                                                            • Kicker
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                                                                                                              • 7040
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • Rui
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                  • 9533
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gasper
                                                                                                                  What fuck is that shit....gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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                                                                                                                    • sonofsam
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                      • 18648
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      that guy is hung like an..... ant
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                                                                                                                        • Rorschach
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                          • 5579
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by reynold
                                                                                                                          That's a huge one Dagwolf.
                                                                                                                          that's the gayest thing i ever heard

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                                                                                                                            • vicki
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                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                              • 1478
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I'm not about to divulge any personal experience stuff on a board but I'll offer one truth for you Dag

                                                                                                                              size does matter .. BUT .. talent matters MORE!

                                                                                                                              unfortunately its the latter that most men brag about but seldom offer lol
                                                                                                                              I should sell an ebook on how to satisfy women from a WOMANS perspective ;)

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                                                                                                                                • Rui
                                                                                                                                  web
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 9533
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by vicki
                                                                                                                                  unfortunately its the latter that most men brag about but seldom offer lol
                                                                                                                                  I should sell an ebook on how to satisfy women from a WOMANS perspective ;)

                                                                                                                                  ~back into my cave
                                                                                                                                  already been done but it would be a best seller among GFY crowd

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                                                                                                                                    • shann
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                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 896
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      WHOA at first glance i thought that was a large nipple!
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                                                                                                                                        • Pete-KT
                                                                                                                                          Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 51532
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          i feel bad for that guy

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                                                                                                                                            • AnaNicole
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                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 454
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Gasper
                                                                                                                                              i can believe the size of that penis!!! OMG

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                                                                                                                                                • ezrydn
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                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 695
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  It's not how long it is and it's not how thick it is. It's just the cute little way I crawl on and off.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Eight
                                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 43
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      There are no small penises, only flabby vaginas.

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                                                                                                                                                        • vicki
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                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 1478
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Rui
                                                                                                                                                          already been done but it would be a best seller among GFY crowd

                                                                                                                                                          hahahahahaha

                                                                                                                                                          even if there were some instructional wording splashed in along with the pics?


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                                                                                                                                                            • BastarD
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                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 6341
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              My penis is about 5 inches and I have never had situation that woman complains.. I'm sure I can satisfy Even if you can't do it with your penis (if you have like fuckin 2 inches lol) you still have hands, thumbs and tongue

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                                                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Doesn't everybody have atleast 9 inches?

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