Chuck Noris hates online porn...look at what I've found..

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  • Rui
    web
    • Dec 2001
    • 9533

    #1

    Chuck Noris hates online porn...look at what I've found..

    Yep its true..The Texas Ranger doesn't seem to enjoy online porn:




    so much he is even in the boxart...


  • UniversalPass Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 7368

    #2
    We should protest against his bad acting!


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    • Thumbking
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 1067

      #3
      Is he desperate or what...

      Max protect... more like Max homo

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      • Jennifer84
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 314

        #4
        That guy will do anything for a buck!

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        • Rui
          web
          • Dec 2001
          • 9533

          #5
          Its quite sad indeed....tskk tskk

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          • StuartD
            Sofa King Band
            • Jul 2002
            • 29903

            #6
            I dunno, see that wry smile? Seems to me there's a secret there.... like he's thinking "yeah, I'll take your money to endorse this so that I can get myself some more memberships to those porn sites I like!"
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            • E.Kant
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 1577

              #7
              i bet this software sucks at least the same like his acting skills and texas ranger
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              • Rui
                web
                • Dec 2001
                • 9533

                #8

                In the eyes of a ranger,
                The unsuspected stranger
                Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
                Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
                Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
                When you're in Texas look behind you,
                Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be


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                • skillfull
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 4716

                  #9
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                  • Rui
                    web
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 9533

                    #10
                    Originally posted by skillfull
                    He wasn't very metro back then..

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                    • rollinOn20s
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2006

                      #11
                      Originally posted by UniversalPass Pete
                      We should protest against his bad acting!
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                      • gh0st
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 928

                        #12
                        Dude Chuck Noris will beat all our asses at the same time

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                        • Adultlegal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 125

                          #13
                          Originally posted by UniversalPass Pete
                          We should protest against his bad acting!
                          watch out man, from what I've seen on the board Chuck Norris may be registered soon and posting here

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Chuck loves the cock..it's true

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                            • SGS
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 5176

                              #15
                              He must be about 60 now?
                              See sig...

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                              • BuggyG
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 4179

                                #16
                                well Walker Texas Ranger is getting to him
                                what happened to the days he was fighting against Bruce Lee??
                                being the bad guy and all

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                                • The Bootyologist
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 2912

                                  #17
                                  lmfao that's great!!

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                                  • jt420
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 2479

                                    #18
                                    walker, texas ranger. talk about washed up..
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                                    • chodadog
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 9736

                                      #19
                                      His cameo appearance in Dodgeball totally made my visit to the cinema. I mean sure, dodgeball kicked ass, but twice as much because of him. Chuck Norris is cool as fuck.
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                                      • alexg
                                        IL4L.com
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 11287

                                        #20
                                        max protect sounds like a good name for a condoms' brand

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                                        • SykkBoy2
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                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 19969

                                          #21
                                          Thanks Chuck Norris!
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                                          • sweetME
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 3162

                                            #22
                                            I hate him anyway, he sucks as an actor.


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                                            • Nismo
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 4977

                                              #23
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                                              • JFK
                                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 67369

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                                I dunno, see that wry smile? Seems to me there's a secret there.... like he's thinking "yeah, I'll take your money to endorse this so that I can get myself some more memberships to those porn sites I like!"
                                                stealing this quote..............
                                                In the eyes of a ranger,
                                                The unsuspected stranger
                                                Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
                                                Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
                                                Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
                                                When you're in Texas look behind you,
                                                Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be

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                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 19969

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sweetME
                                                  I hate him anyway, he sucks as an actor.
                                                  someone's gonna burn in hel for that statement...
                                                  he is amongst the holy trinity of 80's asskickers
                                                  Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Norris

                                                  and once in awhile Dudikoff will stand in for Norris
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