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  • TooDoLittleIzALot
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 158
    #1

    Pick-up lines...Best and/or Worst!!

    Was just chatting with a friend who actually had someone use the pick-up line

    "Nice shoes! Wanna fuck!"

    How much more straightforward can ya be?

    Worst pick-up line I've ever heard: "Nice buns, your mother must be a baker, can I purchase some goods?"
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    • tungsten
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      • Mar 2004
      • 10579
      #2
      most pickup lines are corny
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        • Evil1
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          • Mar 2002
          • 3893
          #3
          is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure love to tap that fuckin ass!

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              I have a 9 inch tounge

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                • ukxtra
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 844
                  #5
                  Guy to girl : "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
                  to which the reply is : "Unfertilized, now fuck off"

                  Or

                  Whats a nice girl like you doing sitting on my face, oops sorry, wishful thinking

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                    • UniversalPass Pete
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 7368
                      #6
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                        • pornRefinery
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                          • Jan 2005
                          • 384
                          #7
                          How You Doin'

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                            • KMR Stitch
                              I am cool
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 14494
                              #8
                              Hey, Do you want to play Army?


                              I wil laydown and you can blow the hell outta me

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                                • Rorschach
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 5579
                                  #9
                                  "Scream and I'll kill you."

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                                    • UniversalPass Pete
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 7368
                                      #10
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                                        • thefool
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                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 1593
                                          #11
                                          What about the things men say during sex? I've found a lot more strange & bizarre shit said to me in bed, than as a pick up line. My top 4 favorite previous partners who seriously did not understand how to turn a woman on & talk dirty in bed:

                                          A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
                                          or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
                                          me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.

                                          B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
                                          really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!

                                          C. If I fart I'm sorry, but my stomach hurts really bad

                                          D. I want to see your face when you cum, when I jerk off I picture
                                          your lips, eyes, face, tits, and I want to know what you look
                                          like when you cum, so I can picture it.

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                                            • TooDoLittleIzALot
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 158
                                              #12
                                              What about the things men say during sex? I've found a lot more strange & bizarre shit said to me in bed, than as a pick up line. My top 4 favorite previous partners who seriously did not understand how to turn a woman on & talk dirty in bed:

                                              A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
                                              or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
                                              me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.

                                              B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
                                              really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!

                                              C. If I fart I'm sorry, but my stomach hurts really bad

                                              D. I want to see your face when you cum, when I jerk off I picture
                                              your lips, eyes, face, tits, and I want to know what you look
                                              like when you cum, so I can picture it.
                                              My dear lord, help those fucking men, better yet, spare us and take them now!!!
                                              Last edited by TooDoLittleIzALot; 02-11-2005, 07:53 PM.

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                                                • Rorschach
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 5579
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by thefool
                                                  A. Wow, you are so much better than my ex, she never moved
                                                  or fucked me back, I love how you press your ass back into
                                                  me, she would just lay there and make me do all the work.

                                                  B. OMG you have a PERFECT VAGINA, not too tight, not loose,
                                                  really wet, omg this really is the PERFECT VAGINA!
                                                  you sound like a good fuck, wanna bang?

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                                                    • thefool
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 1593
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Rorschach
                                                      you sound like a good fuck, wanna bang?

                                                      Sure why not, where ya from? I've got nothing else to do tonight! lmao

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                                                        • Ramos2
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                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 11927
                                                          #15
                                                          Hey sweetie...you must be from Tennesse!

                                                          Cause your the only Ten I see



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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              Hi..wanna dance works better than any pick up line there is.It breaks the ice and if you are a good dancer,the rest is easy...chicks dig that shit yo

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                                                                • Natasha
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                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                  • 300
                                                                  #17
                                                                  You must be a traffic ticket....cuz you've got fine written all over you
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                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                      is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure love to tap that fuckin ass!

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                                                                        • TimeStamp
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                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 320
                                                                          #19
                                                                          you are fat and stupid but i would like to fuck you.
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                                                                            • Jennifer84
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                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 314
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Natasha
                                                                              You must be a traffic ticket....cuz you've got fine written all over you
                                                                              funny.. i've never heard that one before

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