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  • Deputy Chief Command
    Deputy Chief Command
    • Nov 2005
    • 4482

    #1

    breaking news: american stupidity hits all time low

    An accidental fire around 5:30 a.m. at a Shell gas station near 10th and Interstate 35 started after four guys trying to help two women were transporting gas in a bucket inside the cab of a pickup truck and someone lit a cigarette, Buck said. Two of the men were taken to Brackenridge, then transported to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio with third-degree burns. Two of the other men are still at Brackenridge with ?pretty substantial injuries,? Buck said.
    http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...d_in_morn.html
    no shit
  • docputer
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    #2
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    • Vendzilla
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      • Mar 2004
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      #3
      Hits an all time low?
      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
      think about that

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      • Deputy Chief Command
        Deputy Chief Command
        • Nov 2005
        • 4482

        #4
        Originally posted by Vendzilla
        Hits an all time low?
        yeah , all time low, lower than low, dumber than dumb on the scale of one to ten its minus 5

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        • fatfoo
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          #5
          Gas ignited? That sucks. Don't smoke near a gas station. Don't transport gas in a bucket.
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          • Vendzilla
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            • Mar 2004
            • 23200

            #6
            Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
            yeah , all time low, lower than low, dumber than dumb on the scale of one to ten its minus 5
            Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

            Or

            Stupidity hit an all time high.

            But what you said doesn't make sense
            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
            think about that

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            • Seth Manson
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              • Jul 2010
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              #7
              Originally posted by Vendzilla
              Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

              Or

              Stupidity hit an all time high.

              But what you said doesn't make sense
              oh my fucking god

              did you understand what he meant? then you communicated

              fuckin shitcrackers already in 2011

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              • dyna mo
                just a fucking jerk
                • Dec 2008
                • 68184

                #8
                Originally posted by Vendzilla
                Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

                Or

                Stupidity hit an all time high.

                But what you said doesn't make sense
                what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.

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                • Agent 488
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                  • Feb 2006
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                  #9
                  good news stupidity hit an all time low. america must be getting smarter.

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                    • vsex
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                      what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.
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                        • ToBad
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                          • dyna mo
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                            • Dec 2008
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                            #14
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                            bad post, that's not in america!

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                            • cjhmdm
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                              #15
                              I'm going to assume the OP is American as well...

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                              • dyna mo
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                                • Dec 2008
                                • 68184

                                #16
                                thanks a lot op

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                                • Deputy Chief Command
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                                  • Nov 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cjhmdm
                                  I'm going to assume the OP is American as well...
                                  no I am eurotrash , english not first language is based on level of understanding I try read good but not soo well first time speak easy , thank you

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                                    • arock10
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                                      #19
                                      gasoline + ????? = fire!
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                                      • ~Ray
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                                        #20
                                        people here who hate on america never fill out their location
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                                        • Rochard
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                                          #21
                                          Last night a friend of mine was driving us home. I nearly punched him in the face when he was in the slow lane complaining that the guy in front of him wasn't doing 65mph - and then flashed him his high beams.
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                                          • EVERESS
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                                            #22
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                                            • PornMD
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                                              • Jan 2007
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                                              #23
                                              I bet there are still a lot of people, American or not, that don't realize that the FUMES from gasoline are what's flammable and not the gasoline itself.
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                                              • directfiesta
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                                                #24
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                                                • baddog
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                  Last night a friend of mine was driving us home. I nearly punched him in the face when he was in the slow lane complaining that the guy in front of him wasn't doing 65mph - and then flashed him his high beams.
                                                  I have such a great story about an incident like that, but it would take too much effort to type it out for the ROI.

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                                                  • Doug E
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                                                    • Sep 2005
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                                                    #26
                                                    That shits not funny man, I once lost a friend in a freak gasoline fight accident.

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                                                    • Doug E
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                                                      #27

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                                                      • Deputy Chief Command
                                                        Deputy Chief Command
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 4482

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Doug E
                                                        That shits not funny man, I once lost a friend in a freak gasoline fight accident.
                                                        I feel sorry for your loss, and hope I did not offend you by posting this newsreport and laughing at it ,

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                                                        • CamsMaster
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • Vendzilla
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                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 23200

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                            oh my fucking god

                                                            did you understand what he meant? then you communicated

                                                            fuckin shitcrackers already in 2011
                                                            Sorry I don't speak in double negatives

                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                            what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.
                                                            Got to wonder what country he's from
                                                            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                            think about that

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                                                            • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 28609

                                                              #31
                                                              You know what is even dumber ?

                                                              they will all likely sue the gas station based on the fact they should never have been able to fill a bucket with gas. There is a reason they are only allowed to fill approved gas containers, and this is it.
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                                                              • Vendzilla
                                                                Biker Gnome
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 23200

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                You know what is even dumber ?

                                                                they will all likely sue the gas station based on the fact they should never have been able to fill a bucket with gas. There is a reason they are only allowed to fill approved gas containers, and this is it.
                                                                I hate those new plastic gas containers. But yeah the law says you have to use containers designed for that usage and the gas station is liable. I still own some gas CANS that are probably over 40 years old.
                                                                Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                think about that

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                                                                • bl4h
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                                                                  • Jul 2006
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by PornMD
                                                                  I bet there are still a lot of people, American or not, that don't realize that the FUMES from gasoline are what's flammable and not the gasoline itself.
                                                                  lol that's the conclusion kindergartners come to. gee bob, when I ignite gas only the top layer burns therefor gasoline isnt flammable only the fumes are.

                                                                  bull shit

                                                                  gasoline is flammable you just have to mix the right amount of oxygen. the vapors have perfect oxygen/gas ratio.

                                                                  light the suface of a bucked of gas and then dump it on your head. come back here and tell us if only the fumes are flammable

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                                                                  • Vendzilla
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                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                    • 23200

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bl4h
                                                                    lol that's the conclusion kindergartners come to. gee bob, when I ignite gas only the top layer burns therefor gasoline isnt flammable only the fumes are.

                                                                    bull shit

                                                                    gasoline is flammable you just have to mix the right amount of oxygen. the vapors have perfect oxygen/gas ratio.

                                                                    light the suface of a bucked of gas and then dump it on your head. come back here and tell us if only the fumes are flammable
                                                                    Shit doesn't stink, it's the wind that passes over it that stinks
                                                                    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                    think about that

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                                                                    • bl4h
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                                                                      • Jul 2006
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                      Shit doesn't stink, it's the wind that passes over it that stinks
                                                                      if there's shit in the wind and no ones around to smell it......does it smell ?

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                                                                      • Vendzilla
                                                                        Biker Gnome
                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 23200

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by bl4h
                                                                        if there's shit in the wind and no ones around to smell it......does it smell ?
                                                                        The answer is 42
                                                                        Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                        think about that

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                                                                        • NaughtyRob
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Most cigarette smokers are dumbasses.
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                                                                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            American stupidity hit an all time high on November 4, 2008.
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                                                                            • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Gasoline is not flammable; gasoline is explosive.
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                                                                              • marketsmart
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Deputy Chief Command
                                                                                is this story related to Tawnee Stones death?






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                                                                                • Vendzilla
                                                                                  Biker Gnome
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 23200

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                  American stupidity hit an all time high on November 4, 2008.
                                                                                  Two years later things are changing, at least I hope
                                                                                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                  think about that

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                                                                                  • papill0n
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                                                                                    • Oct 2007
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    and as usual the donkeys have turned this into some anti-obama shit

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                                                                                    • Poindexterity
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                                                                                      • Feb 2008
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      if you think smoking cigarettes near gasoline is a new low for american stupidity, you missed ALOT.
                                                                                      no sig

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                                                                                      • spazlabz
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                                                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                        The answer is 42

                                                                                        true but what is the question?

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                                                                                        • dyna mo
                                                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                                                          • 68184

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Poindexterity
                                                                                          if you think smoking cigarettes near gasoline is a new low for american stupidity, you missed ALOT.
                                                                                          such as how to spell "a lot"?

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                                                                                          • Vendzilla
                                                                                            Biker Gnome
                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                            • 23200

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by spazlabz

                                                                                            true but what is the question?
                                                                                            The ultimate question , of course



                                                                                            But in a psychology course I took, on the final, it asked "WHY?"
                                                                                            Half the class got it wrong, I answered it, "because"
                                                                                            Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                            think about that

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                                                                                            • facialfreak
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Smoking the cigarette near gasoline is not dangerous .... but the lighting of the same said cigarette is!!!

                                                                                              Gasoline needs a spark to ignite ...
                                                                                              You can extinguish a lit cigarette in a cup of gas.

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                                                                                              • Bryan G
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Vendettas
                                                                                                Hits an all time low?
                                                                                                You're one to talk about grammatical errors you fucking numpty.
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                                                                                                • Poindexterity
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                                  such as how to spell "a lot"?
                                                                                                  no, im sure he's got that. it was me that fucked that up.
                                                                                                  how many points did you get for that anyway?

                                                                                                  enough to get the new pool table?
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                                                                                                  • Vendzilla
                                                                                                    Biker Gnome
                                                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                                                    • 23200

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Bryan G , AKA Shit for Brains
                                                                                                    You're one to talk about grammatical errors you fucking numpty.
                                                                                                    Fucking childish, but I can play too moron
                                                                                                    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                                                    think about that

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