Wow I can't believe how wonderful everything has been today! Since there are no Mexicans around I noticed these awesome things:
1. No leaf blowers. I fucking hate these loud obnoxious mother fuckers. I wish they would cram these things up their asses.
2. No slow driving left lane illegals. Mexicans always drive slow and block up the fast lane for miles since they are afraid to get pulled over with no drivers license.
3. No long lines at the post office. I could go buy stamps and there were no Mexicans holding up the line getting money orders by pointing at shit because they can't speak English.
4. The grocery store was awesome! No illegal aliens standing in the wrong 10 items or less line blocking up everyone else and no slowing down for food stamps.
5. No panhandlers. I could walk around my city and nobody was begging me for money. I guess they were busy at the 'ralley' downtown. Awesome!
I wish every day was like this. More rallies more rallies!
