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  • Paul Waters
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 4402

    #1

    Sugar Daddy

    An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2
    months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
    pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did
    this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
    Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man
    with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of
    the Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl,
    and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
    problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
    but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
    the rest of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
    townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy
    is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank
    account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
    each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
    firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."


    Paul
  • G-Rotica
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 4258

    #2

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    • martinsc
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2005
      • 27043

      #3
      Make Money

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      • tyler.
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2006
        • 1653

        #4
        awesome

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        • Choppa
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2006
          • 4079

          #5
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          • ContentSHOOTER
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2005
            • 3770

            #6
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            • RhiannonAPM
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2006
              • 728

              #7
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              • LittleSassy
                Confirmed User
                • May 2005
                • 7402

                #8
                nice joke for the day...

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                • WDchris
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 612

                  #9
                  Ha! That's a good one.

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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    muahahahah

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                    • aimeesweet
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2917

                      #11
                      Lmao.....

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