Here's a prom joke for you for the night:
There is this girl who wants to go to prom and its 6 weeks out so she askes her dad " dad I wanna go to prom can I go to the prom"
"You gotta suck my dick then you can go" says the dad
EWW.. dad you fucking sick NO" replies the girl
"then the answer is NO go away" dad says
then its 3 weeks out from prom
" dad the football captain asked me to prom and I got a dress can I go to prom"
"you got to suck my dick first baby then you can go"
dad replies.
"EWWW fuck you your sick NO"
then your not going dear sorry
Now its the night before prom and the girl wants to go bad
"Dad PLEASE can I go to prom I got a dress limo date and everything PLEASE" asks the girl
" you know what you gotta do you gotta slob on my knob...suck my dick" dad replies
"FINE I'LL DO IT YOUR SICK" girl says
she unzips his pants drops his drawers and starts sucking after 4-5 minutes she comes up and goes EWWWW DAD YOU DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT
then dad goes YEP YOU BROTHER WANTED TO GO TO PROM TOO
