Last night, Donny and Belinda took me to Shasta Dam for a romantic sunset outing.
As of 9-11 you are no longer allowed to drive across the dam and they have security and police guarding the place. You are allowed to walk across it though.
So.....As we approach the security checkpoint, Donny grabs the megaphone off the security desk and proceeds to shout at Belinda and I through it. Everybody has a good laugh and then we moved on....
Well that wasn't enough for Donny so on the way back he decided to do it again. Unfortunately for him, they had removed the megaphone and foiled his plan. However...Donny, being the ingenious individual that he is, grabbed on of those big orange road cones and not only used it as a makeshift megaphone but also put it up to the window of one of the employees trucks as they were being check out by security.
"Do you have any drugs or alcohol in your vehicle?"
Yeah, he shouted that through the cone at the passenger. At this point the security guy became rather annoyed and told him to put the cone down. Belinda and I were mortified and just walked away while he made an ass of himself.
It reminded me of this time last summer when he was doing similar things in Walmart.....
No good.
