I HATE my FLESHLIGHT Because......

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  • TeaseEntertainments2
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1492

    #1

    I HATE my FLESHLIGHT Because......

    ITS WORSE THEN A DATE...
    time wise i mean... between preparing it, cleaning it, lubing it, then cleaning it again afterwards, i spend an hour on the fucking thing..

    im going back to my left hand.. fuck this shit!
  • SlickCash Josh
    Registered User
    • Jul 2005
    • 56

    #2
    yeah I can see that

    there is a quite a bit of prep involved
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    • RayBonga
      too cool for highschool
      • Nov 2005
      • 12164

      #3


      You actually clean your fleshlight? You're such a wuss

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      • gimo33
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2006
        • 5599

        #4
        you can use your right hand too you know.
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        • Nydahl
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 6655

          #5
          interesting comments from housewife (clean it , lube it then clean it then clean it again )
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          • Dwreck
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 7362

            #6
            I Agree Jordan! My flesh light is not only for special nights.
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            • Ace_luffy
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              • Feb 2005
              • 12163

              #7
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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                yo put it in the dishwasher yo on low cycle

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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
                  hahahaha seriously?

                  i thought it only took 10 mins
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                  • dissipate
                    The Dirty Frenchman
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 8904

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                    yo put it in the dishwasher yo on low cycle
                    For real?

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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dissipate
                      For real?
                      yeah , nothing will fuck with the FL. fucking thing takes a beating and stays true

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                      • picobello
                        Registered User
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Did you try with a girl? ... It is much more expensive but has a self-cleaning feature built-in

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                        • Bryan G
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 8338

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                          yeah , nothing will fuck with the FL. fucking thing takes a beating and stays true
                          "takes a beating" LOL no pun intended???
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                          • Tuga
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 7678

                            #14
                            Does it feel better than a woman's mouth?

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                            • Juicy D. Links
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                              "takes a beating" LOL no pun intended???

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                              • davethetruth
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2806

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                yo put it in the dishwasher yo on low cycle
                                I don't know how I'd be able to deal with eating off dishes that were washed with cum water lol.
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                                • Pornwolf
                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 22712

                                  #17
                                  The whole process is kinda nasty when you think about it. I wonder how people with Real Doll's handle the cleaning.
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                                  • dissipate
                                    The Dirty Frenchman
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 8904

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                    yeah , nothing will fuck with the FL. fucking thing takes a beating and stays true

                                    but seriously.... do i want somthing i blew a load into sharing the same space as my coffee cup?

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                                    • Sam Granger
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 3958

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RayBonga


                                      You actually clean your fleshlight? You're such a wuss
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                                      • NoCarrier
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                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 16356

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dissipate
                                        but seriously.... do i want somthing i blew a load into sharing the same space as my coffee cup?
                                        Yeah.. If Juicy invites you, remember that all the dishes has tiny spem residues somewhere on them..

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                                        • Cyrano
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 918

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                          Yeah.. If Juicy invites you, remember that all the dishes has tiny spem residues somewhere on them..

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                                          • TeaseEntertainments2
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 1492

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                            yo put it in the dishwasher yo on low cycle
                                            haha u sick fuck..
                                            might try it though :P

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                                            • Screaming
                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 18972

                                              #23
                                              Note to self. Bring own cup to Jordans house if ever invited for drinks.

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