Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan

5. That was a great fart! Crank out another one for me!

7. You're so sexy when you have a hang-over, I hope you have another one
tomorrow.

18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself
some pot.

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and
get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
feedings.