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  • Bryan G
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 8338

    #1

    **Things Woman never say but Should..**

    1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

    2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

    3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

    4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

    5. That was a great fart! Crank out another one for me!

    6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

    7. You're so sexy when you have a hang-over, I hope you have another one
    tomorrow.

    8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

    9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

    10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

    11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

    12. I'll be out painting the house.

    13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to
    play on Saturday too.

    14. Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, quick, come
    see!

    15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, just force it in!

    16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

    17. Your mother is way better than mine.

    18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself
    some pot.

    19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ' sake,
    you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

    20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a
    few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

    21. Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip
    joint!

    22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and
    get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

    23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
    feedings.

    24. Damn, ...if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

    25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.
    Bryan
    skype: bryan.glass3 | ICQ 302999591
  • Sexsitesurfer
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    • Aug 2005
    • 3157

    #2


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    • majorbitch
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2006
      • 708

      #3
      I've said a few of those.

      Sadly, he wasn't really up for it.

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      • Bryan G
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 8338

        #4
        Originally posted by majorbitch
        I've said a few of those.

        Sadly, he wasn't really up for it.

        Which ones....LOL
        Bryan
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        • WDchris
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2006
          • 612

          #5
          number ten is a classic

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          • gimo33
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2006
            • 5599

            #6
            Originally posted by majorbitch
            I've said a few of those.

            Sadly, he wasn't really up for it.
            which ones?
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            • BluewireAngie
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2006
              • 4643

              #7
              "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"
              I always say this.....but don't mean it.....
              ( just to make him feel, it's okay you can have fun I'll just stay here....alone...)
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              • tyler.
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                • Mar 2006
                • 1653

                #8

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                • JuggernautXUG
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 165

                  #9
                  I don't like a girl who drink beer, although all the girls I know who drink beer are either fat, bitchy or both. I like a girl who can take straight shots of tequilla or CC.

                  and no girl should tell you to just force it, you can do alot of damage to your pipe, if it's too tight means you need more lube!
                  Porn-Troop

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                  • axelcat
                    Adult Locals
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 25450

                    #10

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                    • HDADULT
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 1152

                      #11
                      18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself
                      some pot.

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                      • Bryan G
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 8338

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JuggernautXUG
                        I don't like a girl who drink beer, although all the girls I know who drink beer are either fat, bitchy or both. I like a girl who can take straight shots of tequilla or CC.

                        and no girl should tell you to just force it, you can do alot of damage to your pipe, if it's too tight means you need more lube!
                        huh??? LOL, it's joke you do know that right
                        Bryan
                        skype: bryan.glass3 | ICQ 302999591

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                        • dynastoned
                          mmm yeah!
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 5061

                          #13
                          ahhh wishful thinking..

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                          • WD Brian
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                            • Apr 2006
                            • 202

                            #14
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                            • Manowar
                              jellyfish  
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 71528

                              #15
                              muahaha so awesome

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                              • JuggernautXUG
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 165

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                                huh??? LOL, it's joke you do know that right

                                yes, I do know it's a jokem could have had it say, "just take your time it'll get in there soon enough"
                                Porn-Troop

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                                • sfera
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 8597

                                  #17
                                  great list there bud

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                                  • HammerALL
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 3506

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JuggernautXUG
                                    yes, I do know it's a jokem could have had it say, "just take your time it'll get in there soon enough"

                                    Buddy I think that you have too much experience in sticking your dick in asses - does your boyfriend know where you are right
                                    now?????
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                                    • Drake
                                      Hello world!
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 12508

                                      #19

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                                      • madawgz
                                        8.8.8.8
                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 30509

                                        #20
                                        wowwwwwwwww, i wish i had a girlfriend that said those things to me
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                                        • Pornwolf
                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22712

                                          #21
                                          Some of those things a woman would definitely say.
                                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                          Webair, bitches.

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                                          • Fresh
                                            • Mar 2005
                                            • 4920

                                            #22
                                            woooow, made my day!



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                                            • Sosa
                                              In Tushy Land
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 40149

                                              #23
                                              lol do I date show my fiance that list? lol

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                                              • Bryan G
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2005
                                                • 8338

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Sosa
                                                lol do I date show my fiance that list? lol

                                                I would, I sent it to every girl and/or girlfriend I have ever had. lol
                                                Bryan
                                                skype: bryan.glass3 | ICQ 302999591

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                                                • Loryn
                                                  Super Connector
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 12853

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                                                  5. That was a great fart! Crank out another one for me!

                                                  7. You're so sexy when you have a hang-over, I hope you have another one
                                                  tomorrow.

                                                  18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself
                                                  some pot.

                                                  22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and
                                                  get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

                                                  23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
                                                  feedings.
                                                  I like all of them but the ones above!!!
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                                                  • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 4325

                                                    #26

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