Bryan G

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

5. That was a great fart! Crank out another one for me!

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

7. You're so sexy when you have a hang-over, I hope you have another one
tomorrow.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to
play on Saturday too.

14. Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, quick, come
see!

15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, just force it in!

16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother is way better than mine.

18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself
some pot.

19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ' sake,
you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a
few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

21. Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip
joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and
get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night
feedings.

24. Damn, ...if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.

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Bryan
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