FACT: If you can't shower every other day, you don't deserve a foreskin.

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    FACT: If you can't shower every other day, you don't deserve a foreskin.

    If I don't wash my pussy for a week bacteria builds up.
    Should I:
    a. learn to wash
    b. cut my pussy lips off

    If I don't wash my ears for a week wax builds up.
    Should I:
    a. learn to wash
    b. cut them off

    If I don't wash my face for a day or two this sticky glue builds up in my eyelids?
    Should I:
    a. learn to wash
    b. cut them off

    If I don't wash my feet for a week toe jam appears.
    Should I:
    a. learn to wash
    b. cut them off

    If I don't wash my dickey for a week some smell may appear.
    Should I:
    a. learn to wash
    b. cut my cock's best part off
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    • MarkH
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 384
      #2
      you should shower every fucking day, not every week. :2cents
      Some text in my sig was deleted because I didn't feel like getting sued...are you hiding anything?

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        • DarkJedi
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          • Feb 2001
          • 28301
          #3
          Originally posted by MarkH
          you should shower every fucking day, not every week. :2cents
          That was the point.

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            • Evil1
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 3893
              #4
              a a a a b

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                • pornguy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62910
                  #5
                  Remove that offending foreskin.
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                    • fl_prn_str
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5736
                      #6
                      tell the french.....................

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                        • Monique Niccole
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 5653
                          #7
                          I say cut it all off

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                            • NinjaSteve
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11089
                              #8
                              what if you shower two times a day? Is there such a thing as 'being too clean'?
                              ...

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                                • fl_prn_str
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 5736
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                                  what if you shower two times a day? Is there such a thing as 'being too clean'?

                                  see obsessive compulsive........

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                                    • Rui
                                      web
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 9533
                                      #10
                                      Ummhh a bit harsh but makes sense...

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