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  • RisqueWritings
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 628

    #1

    Masturbation Assistance Needed!!!!! [teaser pics for help]

    So my boyfriend is going under the knife tomorrow for hernia surgery. Do you know what that means? That means no caulk for me for at least a week! Okay, I love masturbation as much as the next, if not more... but, a week is just evil!!!!!

    This being so, I'm asking for help... link me to some kick ass masturbation material. Help a girl out!!!!

    I even linked a few icons showing you my needs!!!! (yes, that's my ass, why does everyone ask! ;) )


    -Risque aka Kris
  • Dax
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 3161

    #2
    http://www.tubbybob.com

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    • Dina_C9
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 930

      #3
      I can't believe you're that selfish! Why don't you say I hope the surgery goes well. You can't survive without having sex for a week?
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      • hova
        Traffillionaire
        • Jan 2002
        • 22430

        #4
        nice ass.......and buy a sibian
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        • IwantU Bryan
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 1764

          #5
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          • TurboAngel
            H.B.I.C.
            • Jun 2003
            • 30122

            #6
            No caulk? LMAO


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            • cadillac sparks
              Registered User
              • Dec 2004
              • 69

              #7
              your bf's tongue is still working, no?

              grab a vibrator and jump on his face! ;)

              your bf will learn self control for a week and you'll get all the help you need. ;)

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              • RisqueWritings
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2004
                • 628

                #8
                Originally posted by Dina_C9
                I can't believe you're that selfish! Why don't you say I hope the surgery goes well. You can't survive without having sex for a week?
                I'm really not that selfish, it was more meant to be funny.... I'm a total smart ass, so, unless you know me, I guess it could have come off greedy.

                Just figured it was a good way to have everyone who's active link me to their sites so I could check them out.
                -Risque aka Kris

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                • fris
                  I have to go potty
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 55978

                  #9
                  if you like lesbian stuff visit my friend fionas forum

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                  • RisqueWritings
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                    • Nov 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cadillac sparks
                    your bf's tongue is still working, no?

                    grab a vibrator and jump on his face! ;)

                    your bf will learn self control for a week and you'll get all the help you need. ;)
                    He'll be on Pain Killers for a few days, I think I'll give him a rest =)

                    As for vibrators, I'm realllllly sensitive, so, I rarely use them. Fingers rock my socks!!! =)
                    -Risque aka Kris

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                    • RisqueWritings
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 628

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fris
                      if you like lesbian stuff visit my friend fionas forum

                      http://www.fionasforum.com/Fiona

                      lots of lesbian stuff
                      Love the Lesbian! I'll definately check it out, thanks =)
                      -Risque aka Kris

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                      • Manowar
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dax

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                        • cadillac sparks
                          Registered User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 69

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                          He'll be on Pain Killers for a few days, I think I'll give him a rest =)
                          lol, i guess even his tongue won't be of much use then! ;)


                          Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                          As for vibrators, I'm realllllly sensitive, so, I rarely use them. Fingers rock my socks!!! =)
                          awesome, you're all set up!~ ;-) if your fingers need any biz help, have them key up ICQ # 247-602-982

                          have a fun week girl! ;)

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                          • RisqueWritings
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                            • Nov 2004
                            • 628

                            #14
                            Originally posted by IwantU Bryan
                            Beutiful Ass
                            Why thank you ;)
                            -Risque aka Kris

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                            • tASSy
                              Spread The Pink!
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 8229

                              #15
                              is it sick i'm only thinking "wow when he's back in the game he'll have such a load saved up we won't even be able to see your face when he's done" ? hot hot hot i have faith in you, i know you'll survive, very resourceful girl that you are ;) besides i've sent you all of my porn personally, isn't that enough?!

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                              • zentz
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                                • Nov 2003
                                • 8062

                                #16
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                                • RisqueWritings
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 628

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by tASSy
                                  is it sick i'm only thinking "wow when he's back in the game he'll have such a load saved up we won't even be able to see your face when he's done" ? hot hot hot i have faith in you, i know you'll survive, very resourceful girl that you are ;) besides i've sent you all of my porn personally, isn't that enough?!
                                  There's never enough Pink Porn! You might have to hop on cam one night for me ;)
                                  -Risque aka Kris

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                                  • BitterPen
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2004
                                    • 1926

                                    #18
                                    get kinky with produce... just be sure to wrap it first. Take a shower together... (day 3, after he's feeling a bit better) invite a girlfriend over... video it so he can enjoy later.

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                                    • SleazyDream
                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 41470

                                      #19
                                      male hookers.

                                      a hooker doesn't count as cheating - they're paid to leave.
                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                      • fl_prn_str
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 5736

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                        No caulk? LMAO


                                        maybe what she needs is chalk for her blackboard.......

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                                        • Rinaldo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 5086

                                          #21
                                          Shoot me a link to pink porn

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                                          • rollinOn20s
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 2006

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                                            So my boyfriend is going under the knife tomorrow for hernia surgery. Do you know what that means? That means no caulk for me for at least a week! Okay, I love masturbation as much as the next, if not more... but, a week is just evil!!!!!

                                            This being so, I'm asking for help... link me to some kick ass masturbation material. Help a girl out!!!!

                                            I even linked a few icons showing you my needs!!!! (yes, that's my ass, why does everyone ask! ;) )


                                            Can you please post some masturbation pics of yourself, so we can do the same!
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                                            • NinjaSteve
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 11089

                                              #23
                                              I think you should get the 10" black dildo and a bottle of lube.
                                              ...

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                                              • RisqueWritings
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 628

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                male hookers.

                                                a hooker doesn't count as cheating - they're paid to leave.
                                                I thought they were paid to cum... I'm so confused!
                                                -Risque aka Kris

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                                                • RisqueWritings
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 628

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by NinjaSteve
                                                  I think you should get the 10" black dildo and a bottle of lube.
                                                  I think that scares me! =)
                                                  -Risque aka Kris

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                                                  • RisqueWritings
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 628

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Platinum Rinaldo
                                                    Shoot me a link to pink porn
                                                    They have a site dedicated to it soooooon... I'm privy to the insider trading on it. HOT.

                                                    Hi you
                                                    -Risque aka Kris

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                                                    • RisqueWritings
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 628

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BitterPen
                                                      get kinky with produce... just be sure to wrap it first. Take a shower together... (day 3, after he's feeling a bit better) invite a girlfriend over... video it so he can enjoy later.

                                                      Is it cruel to get off with my girl in front of him? ;)

                                                      But great ideas, thank you SO much =)
                                                      -Risque aka Kris

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                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 41470

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                                                        I thought they were paid to cum... I'm so confused!

                                                        oh GOD no - hookers, male and female - are paid to LEAVE. that's the appeal
                                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                                        • MandyBlake
                                                          The one and only!
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 17761

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                          No caulk? LMAO


                                                          i honestly think our minds are synched. lol
                                                          there is a huge difference between caulk and cock. lol
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                                                          • RisqueWritings
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                            • 628

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                            i honestly think our minds are synched. lol
                                                            there is a huge difference between caulk and cock. lol
                                                            Either one, I'm not getting for a while... Unless I go to Home Depot!
                                                            -Risque aka Kris

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                                                            • TurboAngel
                                                              H.B.I.C.
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 30122

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                              i honestly think our minds are synched. lol
                                                              there is a huge difference between caulk and cock. lol
                                                              I know! LMFAO


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                                                              • foolio
                                                                ICQ: 178725656
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 12366

                                                                #32
                                                                just come down to SD and we can take care of you ;)

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                                                                • Xtriker
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 239

                                                                  #33
                                                                  when you're done, send us some action pics

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                                                                  • RisqueWritings
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                    • 628

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by foolio
                                                                    just come down to SD and we can take care of you ;)
                                                                    Seems all the good people are in San Diego!
                                                                    -Risque aka Kris

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                                                                    • Dina_C9
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                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 930

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I apologize for calling you selfish. Sorry!
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                                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 41470

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RisqueWritings
                                                                        Seems all the good people are in San Diego!
                                                                        SleazyDream initials are SD..............
                                                                        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                        Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                        • tASSy
                                                                          Spread The Pink!
                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 8229

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                          SleazyDream initials are SD..............
                                                                          close enough sleazy, c'mon down and it'll be perfect!

                                                                          tassy*PINK
                                                                          * ICQ ~ 318*097*066 *


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                                                                          • _Danielle_
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 949

                                                                            #38



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                                                                            • RisqueWritings
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 628

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Yanks_Danielle
                                                                              I love good masturbation! Thanks for the links =)
                                                                              -Risque aka Kris

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