I missed the damn bus today.

**SykkBoy** · 02-08-2005, 12:03 AM

My Biology homework ate my dog.

**xlogger** · 02-08-2005, 12:03 AM

I missed my "special" buss today ..

**mrthumbs** · 02-08-2005, 12:03 AM

I stayed home because im tired of getting bullied by you during lunchbreaks.

**AaronM** · 02-08-2005, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

I stayed home because im tired of getting bullied by you during lunchbreaks.

I wouldn't continue to bully you if you would just give me your lunch money as we agreed the first day of school.

**CrazyNakedChick** · 02-08-2005, 12:05 AM

ya pussy. ;)

i pulled an all nighter and i'm still getting my ass to school on time.

**AaronM** · 02-08-2005, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick

ya pussy. ;)

i pulled an all nighter and i'm still getting my ass to school on time.

Mom said I didn't have to go.

**CrazyNakedChick** · 02-08-2005, 12:10 AM

do you always do what your mom tells you?

**AaronM** · 02-08-2005, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick

do you always do what your mom tells you?

Only if it can get me laid or my allowance increased.

**AaronM** · 02-08-2005, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Only if it can get me laid or my allowance increased.

...Or a day off school.

**seeric** · 02-08-2005, 12:13 AM

my teacher was arrested for sexual harrassment.

**AaronM** · 02-08-2005, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

my teacher was arrested for sexual harrassment.

I hope you press charges. He should never have violated your trust like that.

**xclusive** · 02-08-2005, 12:16 AM

it burns when i pee sir

**AaronM** · 02-08-2005, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by xclusive

it burns when i pee sir

Don't pee.

Next......

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