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  • Kimmykim
    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
    • Jun 2001
    • 16015

    #1

    Cujo's at my front door!

    OK, the oddest thing just happened to me, I'm still shaking my head.

    I hear this snuffling noise at my front door, and I think my Jack Russells managed to get out of the back yard again (that dog is a grade A pain in the ass to keep in) and is at the door.

    I open the door, just about to give poor Ernie an earful, and WOW! this little furry mutt comes flying in the house and starts jumping on me like I'm his long lost doggie mama.

    By now, Ernie is going nuts at the side door and I finally manage to get the dog out by tricking him with dog treats. My Italian greyhound is starting to freak out as well.

    So the dog wont go away. It keeps on jumping on me like we're long lost pals and he's supposed to be here. Then the little fucker does a kamikaze run for the front door, knocks it open and cruises right back into the house.

    I trick him out yet again and now he's just sitting out there, throwing himself against the door. I know he belongs to someone -- he's got a county rabies vaccination tag on but its only got the number on it, no name or phone number.

    The little buggers cute as can be, but I do not need another dog, especially not one with that much energy lol...
  • Triple 6
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    • Feb 2002
    • 5394

    #2
    bring him to the pound
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    • Kimmykim
      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
      • Jun 2001
      • 16015

      #3
      I'm not taking him in for the night to take him to the pound tomorrow. Hopefully he's in his neighborhood and the owners have realized he's out making friends ;)

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      • Sears Salesman
        So Fucking Banned
        • Sep 2004
        • 286

        #4
        no dog tags? call the owners up

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          He's trying to tell you he's lost.help me

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          • WiredGuy
            Pounding Googlebot
            • Aug 2002
            • 34517

            #6
            If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
            WG
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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18648

              #7
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              • Kimmykim
                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                • Jun 2001
                • 16015

                #8
                Originally posted by spunky
                He's trying to tell you he's lost.help me
                I dont have a database of the rabies tag numbers to work with

                I gave him treats tho, to get him to let me look at his tags, he was completely friendly but with little dogs, you just never know when they'll decide to bite, so I wanted to make sure he was vaccinated before I tried to touch him.

                It's funny how he wants to get in. My dogs don't like it tho at all lol

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                • sickkittens
                  I am a meat popsicle.
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 25100

                  #9
                  He's probably lost. My cousins dog went for a walk one day and ended up a few miles away from home. We found him on someones porch and the people said that the dog was acting as if they were his owners.

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                  • GiantGnome
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                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4344

                    #10
                    havent you ever watched lassie? hes trying to tell you that timmy is stuck in a well!
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                    • quiet
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 25115

                      #11
                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                      If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
                      WG
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                      • jukeboxfrank
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 1207

                        #12
                        thats sad good luck finding his owners.


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                        • Kimmykim
                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                          If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
                          WG
                          Hmmm, could we have a threesome with the google bot? ;)

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                          • RP Fade
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 3343

                            #14
                            Gosh I hope Eve (Mike's gf/wife) does not read this thread! Or she might be at your door soon lol..

                            I once told her there was a wounded squirrel in my backyard. I didn't know what to do with it and I figured I would ask her since she's the biggest animal lover I know. She drove 25 miles to come to my place, got bit by the squirrel while trying to put him in a box, went to the hospital to get shots and stitches, and STILL drove another 40 miles to the wildlife foundation (?) because shelters would just put it to sleep..
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                            • Kimmykim
                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 16015

                              #15
                              Originally posted by RP Fade
                              Gosh I hope Eve (Mike's gf/wife) does not read this thread! Or she might be at your door soon lol..

                              I once told her there was a wounded squirrel in my backyard. I didn't know what to do with it and I figured I would ask her since she's the biggest animal lover I know. She drove 25 miles to come to my place, got bit by the squirrel while trying to put him in a box, went to the hospital to get shots and stitches, and STILL drove another 40 miles to the wildlife foundation (?) because shelters would just put it to sleep..
                              Hahhaa, I'll bring the dog to lunch if he's still hanging out and you can give him to her ;)

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                              • WiredGuy
                                Pounding Googlebot
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 34517

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                Hmmm, could we have a threesome with the google bot? ;)
                                I knew you were just interested in me for Googlebot!
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                                • Kimmykim
                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 16015

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                  I knew you were just interested in me for Googlebot!
                                  WG
                                  Oh please, do you think you'd have been the meat in a Kimmy and Loryn sandwich at Webmaster Access if it were just the googlebot I was after ;)

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                                  • WiredGuy
                                    Pounding Googlebot
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 34517

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                    Oh please, do you think you'd have been the meat in a Kimmy and Loryn sandwich at Webmaster Access if it were just the googlebot I was after ;)

                                    MMmmmmmmmmmm, how could I forget that!
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                                    • xclusive
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 35218

                                      #19
                                      that is strange be careful

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                                      • Zebra
                                        Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 5091

                                        #20
                                        Tell the pooch there is a tasty dead Mexican in the pool down the block and you won't see him again!
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                                        • Kimmykim
                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 16015

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Zebra
                                          Tell the pooch there is a tasty dead Mexican in the pool down the block and you won't see him again!
                                          Oh hell no! The crazy man in the bunny suit might get him on his way to check it out!

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                                          • Zebra
                                            Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 5091

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                            Oh hell no! The crazy man in the bunny suit might get him on his way to check it out!
                                            Not if he gets distracted by some Dave Matthews (Live at Folsom Field) first or sees a monkey in the corner of the pool. Hey! Maybe the monkey killed the Mexican!
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                                            • Kimmykim
                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 16015

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Zebra
                                              Not if he gets distracted by some Dave Matthews (Live at Folsom Field) first or sees a monkey in the corner of the pool. Hey! Maybe the monkey killed the Mexican!
                                              LOCK THE DOOR AND GET IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT! NOW!

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                                              • Warden
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 2906

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by GiantGnome
                                                havent you ever watched lassie? hes trying to tell you that timmy is stuck in a well!

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                                                • Zebra
                                                  Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 5091

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                  LOCK THE DOOR AND GET IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT! NOW!
                                                  I locked the door but now the exterminator is here and he wants to kill some bugs.
                                                  Maybe I should go out and find some prizes.
                                                  Need any Neopolitan smokes while I am out?
                                                  Last edited by Zebra; 02-07-2005, 10:59 PM.
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                                                  • The Adult Broker
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                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 5265

                                                    #26
                                                    if you can't find his owner, maybe I'll take him. sounds like me...high energy and knocking down doors . heh

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                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 16015

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Zebra
                                                      I locked the door but now the exterminator is here and he wants to kill some bugs.
                                                      Maybe I should go out and find some prizes.
                                                      Need any Neopolitan smokes while I am out?
                                                      Will you leave the chocolate outside so it melts in the sun and gets all squishy for me?

                                                      Lori, I will ask him if he wants to meet you ;)

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                                                      • SleazyDream
                                                        I'm here for SPORT
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 41470

                                                        #28
                                                        i hope it's warm out there.... if i didn't let a lost dog in here he's freeze to death.
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                                                        • flashfire
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 13098

                                                          #29
                                                          keep us posted, hope his owners turn up

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                                                          • V_RocKs
                                                            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 32467

                                                            #30
                                                            Last one over to KimmyKims house is a wet puppy.

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                                                            • Der Schleicher
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                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 1189

                                                              #31
                                                              that's why there is a dogpound
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                                                              • JFK
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                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 67369

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                If I tried doing the same thing, would you keep me?
                                                                WG
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                                                                • Princess Ellisa
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 1883

                                                                  #33
                                                                  ahhhh Kimmy that is so cute albeit inconvenient LOL


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                                                                  • maxdaname
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 5193

                                                                    #34
                                                                    OMG Keep him!!!!

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                                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 35475

                                                                      #35
                                                                      weird...it is probably about a mile from home..just too lazy to runback right now..lol
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                                                                      • VirtuMike
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                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 2483

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Would you be my doggie mama?
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                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 16015

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                                                          Would you be my doggie mama?
                                                                          Only if I can wear my pigs ;)

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