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  • kgp43
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 143

    #1

    What do you answer when someone ask you...

    What do you answer when someone ask you what you do for a living (and you work fulltime in the adult business)?
    Do you answer the same, when trying to pick up a nice girl at the local bar?


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  • rickholio
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 1914

    #2
    "I sale porn"
    ~

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    • BastarD
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 6341

      #3
      Yes, I'm telling I'm working in porn biz..

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      • smack
        Push Porn Like Weight.
        • Mar 2002
        • 10652

        #4
        i sell boobies.
        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • Babagirls
          Text Writer
          • Feb 2001
          • 18812

          #5
          family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

          non-family: "I sell porn."




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          • kgp43
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 143

            #6
            #2,3,4:
            llol... also when trying to pick up a girl? Dont they scream and run as fast they can?
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            • ArikaAmes
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3081

              #7
              Design and Website Development

              Alright at the developement part...suck as design...for now anyway

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              • Mefo
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 6169

                #8
                I just tell the truth....

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                • Drake
                  Hello world!
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 12508

                  #9
                  I'm usually honest about it. I won't get into details, I'll only say things like online marketing or development.

                  If it's a female that I'm attracted to, I'm more likely to say exactly what it is that I do upfront (adult oriented websites). Most seem to be ok with it, and even seem to like the idea. Go figure.

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                  • nico-t
                    emperor of my world
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 29901

                    #10
                    depends on the person who asks....or i say online adult biz, or webdesign and online advertisement...

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                    • polish_aristocrat
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 40377

                      #11
                      I am trying to make some money on the internet
                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                      • sonofsam
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 18648

                        #12
                        me: i sell gods work....
                        them: the bible?
                        me: uhhh.... kinnda....
                        I like turtles.

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                        • swedguy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 7981

                          #13
                          I've changed from Adult Webmaster since it sounds so fucking boring to "I sell sexual fantasies to people". Women seemed to like it more that you are good at creating fantasies and good imagination in bed

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                          • V_RocKs
                            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32451

                            #14
                            Affiliate advertising and I jack off... alot...

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                            • chemicaleyes
                              UNSTOPPABLE
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 11569

                              #15
                              Internet Marketing as I find if you tell them anything to do with adult they have a million questions that I really can't be bothered to answer.
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                              • gangbangjoe
                                Ronin
                                • May 2004
                                • 17693

                                #16
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                                • Cassie
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 3139

                                  #17
                                  honesty is always best. you dont have to go into details but.....
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                                  • fl_prn_str
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 5736

                                    #18
                                    I tell them I work in the modeling biz......the ADULT modeling biz.

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                                    • Wiggles
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 14423

                                      #19
                                      internet sales marketing is the usual choice, but i work elsewhere in mainstream as well.
                                      no sig

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                                      • Jey p
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2002
                                        • 1810

                                        #20
                                        Nobody asks, everybody knows
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                                        • Scott McD
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 67792

                                          #21
                                          I tell them it's none of their fuckin business...


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                                          • Jey p
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 1810

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Scott McD
                                            I tell them it's none of their fuckin business...

                                            That's a good answer too ! hehehe
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                                            • Rui
                                              web
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 9533

                                              #23
                                              "Design Internet related" or something among those lines...

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                                              • iFliPcEss
                                                Registered User
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 3087

                                                #24
                                                my family new what i am doing and they care less for as long as i got something for them he he he

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                                                • Roald
                                                  SecretFriends.com
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 27910

                                                  #25
                                                  Depends a bit on whos asking but if it is a girl at the bar I woudl say I do porn. For other (older) people I say internet marketing ;))


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                                                  • Platinum Adam
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 644

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                    family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

                                                    non-family: "I sell porn."
                                                    LOL!!!!!!!!

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                                                    • BuggyG
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 4179

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                      family: "Im an Independant Contractor for Internet Sales & Marketing."

                                                      non-family: "I sell porn."

                                                      lol!!!
                                                      exact same thing I tell them.. except the independant part

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                                                      • Phoenix
                                                        BACON BACON BACON
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 35475

                                                        #28
                                                        i work in advertising or I say some sort of internet marketing.
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                                                        • rollinOn20s
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 2006

                                                          #29
                                                          I'd go with internet marketing.
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                                                          • mardigras
                                                            Bon temps!
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 14194

                                                            #30
                                                            For the casual asker I just say I do websites and they'll say "cool" or "interesting". For someone digging a little harder as to how money is made I say by matching up advertisers to the target audience of the page. I head off people wanting me to "get them in to it" by telling them they'll have to learn HTML first and build some pages then I'll steer them along or they can come up with their ideas and copy ready text and hire me to do it. If anyone in "general company" wants to know my website address I just send them to one of my mainstream sites
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                                                            • kowntafit
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 4667

                                                              #31
                                                              Yeah, can't go wrong with internet marketing.

                                                              This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                              • James White
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 1405

                                                                #32
                                                                I say Internet Marketing
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                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 19969

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I tell them Internet Marketing and if they dig deeper, i tell them "ringtone sites and such"

                                                                  I don't mention porn anymore since I'm on the PTO board at my kids' school and I also don't feel like answering a million questions or dealing with requests for free passwords...
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                                                                  • MandyBlake
                                                                    The one and only!
                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 17761

                                                                    #34
                                                                    we just say web design....
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                                                                    • Stallion
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 6632

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I tell them I am a computer consultant.
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