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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Yo, WTF? Mad Issue Yo! What the fuck is with......

    tall men and short women? don't these men know that there are only so many tall men and so many tall women and the tall women like need them and shit?

    and what about short men and tall women? short women need short men. why do all the tall women like short guys?

  • mortenb
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 2203

    #2
    I think it has to do with the misconception that all men are created equal. It can be misinterpreted to mean that all men have the same amount of mass. So a short man has to have a big cock to compensate for the lack of mass in his height.

    </strange theory>

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    • WonderWoman
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2005
      • 1439

      #3
      YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am glad SOMEONE feels me on this finally!

      These bitches be swimming in my dwindling pool of taller men. Although you know... short men generally approach me more. Either way, I dont discriminate. I just find it wierd when I see a guy whos over 6'4" with a girl whos 5'4".
      Lubna


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      • crodj
        Registered User
        • Apr 2006
        • 99

        #4
        Short and Tall men

        Short skinny dudes like tall fat chunky chicks.

        european dudes love Asian Women.

        Black guys lke white chicks.

        Its all relative.

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        • WonderWoman
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2005
          • 1439

          #5
          Oh almost forgot... I am 6ft barefoot and I wear 4inch heels usually. By they way, it is VERY annoying when people ask me why I wear heels. Thats like asking a fat girl why she wears spandex.
          Lubna


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          • jimthefiend
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 18889

            #6
            Here ya go dude.


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            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              it just works for the women to be a bit smaller than the man
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              • Deraj
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2005
                • 2790

                #8
                Originally posted by crodj
                Short skinny dudes like tall fat chunky chicks.

                european dudes love Asian Women.

                Black guys lke white chicks.

                Its all relative.
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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WonderWoman
                  Oh almost forgot... I am 6ft barefoot and I wear 4inch heels usually. By they way, it is VERY annoying when people ask me why I wear heels. Thats like asking a fat girl why she wears spandex.

                  WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WEAR HEELS!?

                  YOU ARE ALREADY 6'0!

                  I AM 6'3 YOUR 4 inch HEELS MAKE YOU TALLER THEN ME!

                  THAT IS JUST FUCKING SCARY!

                  LEAVE THEM AT HOME!

                  LOFERS ARE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND,

                  SAY IT WITH ME

                  LOOOOFERS
                  LOOOOOOOFERS
                  ONE MORE TIME
                  LOOOOFERS

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                  • Juicy D. Links
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    woooooooooof

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                    • NoWhErE
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 10583

                      #11
                      I'm 6"1 and LOOOOOOOOVE tall women, its my fetish... but I hardly ever meet any So I'm always stuck with the short crew
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                      • WonderWoman
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 1439

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                        WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WEAR HEELS!?

                        YOU ARE ALREADY 6'0!

                        I AM 6'3 YOUR 4 inch HEELS MAKE YOU TALLER THEN ME!

                        THAT IS JUST FUCKING SCARY!

                        LEAVE THEM AT HOME!

                        LOFERS ARE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND,

                        SAY IT WITH ME

                        LOOOOFERS
                        LOOOOOOOFERS
                        ONE MORE TIME
                        LOOOOFERS
                        Why on earth can I not indulge in my shoe fetish. Its not like I have a handicap or something. Seriously people.... when you are 6ft tall, whats a few more inches.

                        If I wanna wear something that I feel sexy in, thats my prerogative, if anyone has an issue with it, then they need not approach me. I am not trying to be mean, but to cater my clothing to the men who are bothered by a few extra inches isnt my style.

                        If I were to do that, then I want all the men to have accurate measurements of their penis size attached somewhere to their clothing. Lets see the few extra inches there.
                        Lubna


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                        • seeric
                          ..........
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 41917

                          #13
                          i'm 5'8" and i love girls taller than me. bangin body on a tall girl, whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

                          i'll climb that mountain anyday.

                          rofl

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                          • WonderWoman
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 1439

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                            WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WEAR HEELS!?

                            YOU ARE ALREADY 6'0!

                            I AM 6'3 YOUR 4 inch HEELS MAKE YOU TALLER THEN ME!

                            THAT IS JUST FUCKING SCARY!

                            LEAVE THEM AT HOME!

                            LOFERS ARE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND,

                            SAY IT WITH ME

                            LOOOOFERS
                            LOOOOOOOFERS
                            ONE MORE TIME
                            LOOOOFERS
                            Oh and btw.. they're LOAFERS. MMkay.
                            Lubna


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                            • WonderWoman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 1439

                              #15
                              Originally posted by A1R3K
                              i'm 5'8" and i love girls taller than me. bangin body on a tall girl, whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

                              i'll climb that mountain anyday.

                              rofl
                              We love you too Airek. Whats up with that roll away in Vegas?
                              Lubna


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                              • Fresh
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 4920

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                tall men and short women? don't these men know that there are only so many tall men and so many tall women and the tall women like need them and shit?

                                and what about short men and tall women? short women need short men. why do all the tall women like short guys?

                                god damn thats a funny post.


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                                • seeric
                                  ..........
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WonderWoman
                                  We love you too Airek. Whats up with that roll away in Vegas?

                                  we can roll away anytime you like. you got a dowry?

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                                  • WonderWoman
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2005
                                    • 1439

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by A1R3K
                                    we can roll away anytime you like. you got a dowry?

                                    Just the 2 sheep and a goat. I think Izzy wanted the sheep though. You will have to ask him.
                                    Lubna


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                                    • Cyrano
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 920

                                      #19
                                      I'm 6'2" and I definitely prefer short chicks.

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                                      • seeric
                                        ..........
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 41917

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by WonderWoman
                                        Just the 2 sheep and a goat. I think Izzy wanted the sheep though. You will have to ask him.
                                        cool, he can have it. i'll donate the two sheep to gfy, whats two more?

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                                        • Pornwolf
                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22712

                                          #21
                                          Short, tall it doesn't matter... a hot woman is a hot woman.
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                                          • WonderWoman
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2005
                                            • 1439

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by A1R3K
                                            cool, he can have it. i'll donate the two sheep to gfy, whats two more?

                                            Ok.. so we're set on the dowry I assume. Vegas it is.
                                            Lubna


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                                            • seeric
                                              ..........
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by WonderWoman
                                              Ok.. so we're set on the dowry I assume. Vegas it is.

                                              i'm down baby! anyday.

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                                              • WonderWoman
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 1439

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                i'm down baby! anyday.
                                                I have the perfect white 4inch heels for the occasion.

                                                Lubna


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                                                • elitetec
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 4944

                                                  #25
                                                  beats me. wtf



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                                                  • WonderWoman
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 1439

                                                    #26
                                                    Thread useless without pics

                                                    Lets put some pics of some beautiful tall women:

                                                    Alexis Sky 6'5" (will be on My Name is Earl shortly)



                                                    Brooke Shields 6'



                                                    Uma Thurman 6'



                                                    Elle Macpherson 6'



                                                    Everyone remember Gabrielle Reece 6'3"

                                                    Lubna


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                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
                                                      A freakin' legend!
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 18975

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                      Here ya go dude.


                                                      Awesome!

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                                                      • The Sultan Of Smut
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 4325

                                                        #28
                                                        I've yet to meet a tall chick that likes short dudes.

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                                                        • Odie
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                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                          • 7040

                                                          #29
                                                          what happened Juicy?? ;)
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                                                          • Deej
                                                            I make pixels work
                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                            • 24386

                                                            #30
                                                            Chicks dig me....what Can I say?

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                                                            • PaulB IYP
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 2164

                                                              #31
                                                              lol...i have met very few women that will date a guy shorter than them...very few!
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                                                              • WonderWoman
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                • 1439

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by The Sultan Of Smut
                                                                I've yet to meet a tall chick that likes short dudes.
                                                                It happens.
                                                                Lubna


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                                                                • majorbitch
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 708

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I love tall men.. sigh =D

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                                                                  • Screaming
                                                                    I can change this!!!!!
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 18972

                                                                    #34
                                                                    How tall are u?

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                                                                    • Big Red Machine
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 9586

                                                                      #35
                                                                      You can do more with a short girl sexually. Spin them around , flip them toss them. If you try to spin a 6 foot girl your getting kicked in the head....lol

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                                                                      • CyberHustler
                                                                        Masterbaiter
                                                                        • Feb 2006
                                                                        • 28743

                                                                        #36
                                                                        i love short women
                                                                        “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                        • seeric
                                                                          ..........
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 41917

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Big Red Machine
                                                                          You can do more with a short girl sexually. Spin them around , flip them toss them. If you try to spin a 6 foot girl your getting kicked in the head....lol

                                                                          OMG!!!!!!!



                                                                          i gotta try that with a tall woman. like kung fu sex?

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                                                                          • seeric
                                                                            ..........
                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                            • 41917

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by majorbitch
                                                                            I love tall men.. sigh =D
                                                                            so does juicy.

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                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 71528

                                                                              #39
                                                                              short women are good in bed

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                                                                              • reynold
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 51271

                                                                                #40
                                                                                short or tall, everything will fit in once you get in bed

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                                                                                • BlingDaddy
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                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                  • 6343

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  This is certainly a Mad Issue.
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                                                                                  • surfer on acid
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                                                    • 778

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    you know what they say, short guys have big cocks for big women.

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                                                                                    • xNetworx
                                                                                      So Fucking What
                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                      • 14445

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by surfer on acid
                                                                                      you know what they say, short guys have big cocks for big women.

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                                                                                      • WiredGuy
                                                                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 34512

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                        why do all the tall women like short guys?


                                                                                        I wish this were the case
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                                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 51692

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Personally I like petite womans ... some taller ones look really good too thought
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                                                                                          • WonderWoman
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                                                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                                                            • 1439

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by reynold
                                                                                            short or tall, everything will fit in once you get in bed

                                                                                            Hahahahaha... Generally thats pretty true.
                                                                                            Lubna


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