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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    For Sale:

    TheSpaceBulldog

    He's grade a stock get him while you can.

    Currently resides in Las Vegas but is willing to relocate. He's been staying with me in Portland for about a week and consumed roughly 1 gallon of hard liquor and all the beer that I keep in the fridge for my guests.

    He likes to get stoned and eat all of your food too. Once you are out of normal food, he will find what he can and make something out of it. Last night I came home and he was cooking frozen french fries in the same post as pork and beans while drinking even more of my Captain Morgan's.

    On the flip side.....He has no problem taking out the trash or doing small favors as asked.


    OK fuck it... You pay for his one way bus ticket to your place and he's yours.

    Here's a pic. Don't worry, the gun is mine and does not go with him.

  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18648

    #2
    that shotty is fugly
    I like turtles.

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Pimp Pimpppppppppppppppppppp

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      • baddog
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        is this an auction to see who will charge you the least to take you up on this offer?

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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917

          #5
          Originally posted by sonofsam
          that shotty is fugly

          At least I can buy it in my country.

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          • mahoney
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 5318

            #6
            The Gun Is Yours? Ok note to self Don't piss of Aaronm
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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by AaronM
              At least I can buy it in my country.
              yo need a permit for that in Oregon or just for pistols?

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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by mahoney
                The Gun Is Yours? Ok note to self Don't piss of Aaronm

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  yo need a permit for that in Oregon or just for pistols?

                  You don't need a permit for either.

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                  • fr0gman
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 2093

                    #10
                    suburban gangstas and bald rednecks with assault weapons - no matter where you live ya gotta LOVE America.

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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      You don't need a permit for either.
                      damn, here you need to get fingerprinted, 4 people that will vouche for you and alot more red tape.

                      I just want to PACK HEAT!!!!!!

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                      • Juicy D. Links
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        Originally posted by fr0gman
                        suburban gangstas and bald rednecks with assault weapons - no matter where you live ya gotta LOVE America.

                        Fr0gman
                        Webmaster - http://www.kaylinlee.com

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                        • JFK
                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 67369

                          #13
                          I'm afraid if I bid I might end up having him so lemme think a bit

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                          • AaronM
                            GFY Royality ;)
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 46917

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fr0gman
                            suburban gangstas and bald rednecks with assault weapons - no matter where you live ya gotta LOVE America.

                            Fr0gman
                            Webmaster - http://www.kaylinlee.com

                            So idiot...Which am I?

                            Suburban gangsta or a bald redneck?

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AaronM
                              So idiot...Which am I?

                              Suburban gangsta or a bald redneck?

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                              • JFK
                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67369

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                can you say OWNED

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                                • sonofsam
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 18648

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by AaronM
                                  At least I can buy it in my country.
                                  just because we cant buy them doesn't mean we don't have them..
                                  I like turtles.

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                                  • AaronM
                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 46917

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                    just because we cant buy them doesn't mean we don't have them..

                                    Chances are....YOU can't afford it.

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                                    • newbreed
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 9898

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                      Best part if that pic is the bullet in the chamber peeking out out you. Is that a laser in place of the old slide guide under the barrel?

                                      Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                                      I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                                      fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                                      • baddog
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 107089

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

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                                        • Sly
                                          Let's do some business!
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 31379

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by fr0gman
                                          suburban gangstas and bald rednecks with assault weapons - no matter where you live ya gotta LOVE America.

                                          Fr0gman
                                          Webmaster - http://www.kaylinlee.com
                                          You have it all wrong.

                                          AaronM is a redneck gangsta.
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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JFK
                                            I'm afraid if I bid I might end up having him so lemme think a bit
                                            SOLD!!!!!!!!!

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                                            • S P A N N O W
                                              Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 11941

                                              #23
                                              I'm sorry Aaron but my house is full right now otherwise I'd help you out for sure...

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                                              • swedguy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 7981

                                                #24
                                                Does he have a problem with 12 year old muslim gangsters?

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                                                • Tam
                                                  Rude Bitch
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 8534

                                                  #25
                                                  Hell no, I ain't buying him, he refused to deliver my pizza when I called him. He's of no further use to me, sorry......
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                                                  • AaronM
                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 46917

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                                                    I'm sorry Aaron but my house is full right now otherwise I'd help you out for sure...

                                                    OK...What if I buy the bus ticket and he can sleep in a tent in your back yard?

                                                    Can we work a deal?

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                                                    • AaronM
                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 46917

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Tam
                                                      Hell no, I ain't buying him, he refused to deliver my pizza when I called him. He's of no further use to me, sorry......
                                                      I'll send a pizza on the bus with him.

                                                      Work with me here, bitch.

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                                                      • S P A N N O W
                                                        Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 11941

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by AaronM
                                                        OK...What if I buy the bus ticket and he can sleep in a tent in your back yard?

                                                        Can we work a deal?
                                                        Ummm...the backyards being worked on right now too...Yeah!

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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by S P A N N O W
                                                          Ummm...the backyards being worked on right now too...Yeah!

                                                          Have you cleaned out your garage yet?

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                                                          • sonofsam
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 18648

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                            Chances are....YOU can't afford it.

                                                            Yes that is correct... i would not be able to afford a 1000 dollar shotgun... i don't care if you have more money then me... you're still an elitist dork.... making fun of someone saying they cant afford a 1000 dollars?... lol .. hurt
                                                            I like turtles.

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                                                            • AaronM
                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                              • 46917

                                                              #31
                                                              You are all a bunch of racist mother fuckers. I'm trying to sell a perfectly good jiggaboo here and you won't buy him because he's black.

                                                              Did I mention that he cooks some mean fried chicken?

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                                                              • S P A N N O W
                                                                Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 11941

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                Have you cleaned out your garage yet?
                                                                Nope - where do you think I put all the Halloween shit!?

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                                                                • JayJay
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 3739

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nice fuckin Shotgun!

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                                                                  • rickholio
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 1914

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                    just because we cant buy them doesn't mean we don't have them..
                                                                    Everything there except the AR-15 variant can be legally owned and used in Canada. Ironically, the AR-10 (which is essentially a .308/7.62mm version of the AR-15) CAN be owned and used... at least, last time I checked, which has been a few years, admittedly.

                                                                    And I'm not sure about the bayonette, but I can't help but think that it'd be a bad thing putting a bayo at the end of a shotty. Wouldn't it get beat to shit by the shot? Maybe slug...
                                                                    ~

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                                                                    • TheSpaceBulldog
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 1103

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This shit aint funny motha fucka. You better be glad you have that shotty locked up right now.
                                                                      #RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF

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                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 46917

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                        Yes that is correct... i would not be able to afford a 1000 dollar shotgun... i don't care if you have more money then me... you're still an elitist dork.... making fun of someone saying they cant afford a 1000 dollars?... lol .. hurt

                                                                        Actually...It's about $500 not $1000.

                                                                        And I'm not an elitist...I'm just better than you.

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                                                                        • baddog
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 107089

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          You are all a bunch of racist mother fuckers. I'm trying to sell a perfectly good jiggaboo here and you won't buy him because he's black.
                                                                          I am sorry, I read the title incorrectly. You want us to pay you. Have you tried Ebay?

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                                                                          • sonofsam
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 18648

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                            Actually...It's about $500 not $1000.

                                                                            And I'm not an elitist...I'm just better than you.
                                                                            I could care less what you think about me, i think i am doing damn well for myself...

                                                                            I like turtles.

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                                                                            • AaronM
                                                                              GFY Royality ;)
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 46917

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                              I could care less what you think about me, i think i am doing damn well for myself...


                                                                              The correct term is:

                                                                              "I couldn't care less."

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                                                                              • Shoehorn!
                                                                                Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 22872

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

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                                                                                • fr0gman
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 2093

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by AaronM

                                                                                  That was a compliment. Don't let that paranoia catch up with you.

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                                                                                  • sonofsam
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 18648

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                    The correct term is:

                                                                                    "I couldn't care less."

                                                                                    haha you're halarious.. resorting to dissecting my spelling? real mature.
                                                                                    I like turtles.

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                                                                                    • AaronM
                                                                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 46917

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                      haha you're halarious.. resorting to dissecting my spelling? real mature.

                                                                                      Your spelling? This is not about spelling. It's about your improper use of the English language in general. If you had a decent education then you would have known this as well as made the comment correctly.

                                                                                      As it stands, it appears that you could actually care less. This means that you do care....At least a little.

                                                                                      Kind of like the same thing that keeps bringing you back to this thread so I can continue to show how stupid you are.

                                                                                      It's probably not your fault though. I get the feeling that you are just a kid anyway. What time does school start tomorrow?

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                                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 46917

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by fr0gman
                                                                                        That was a compliment. Don't let that paranoia catch up with you.

                                                                                        Fr0gman
                                                                                        Webmaster - http://www.kaylinlee.com

                                                                                        Compliment or not....I called you an idiot for your lack of knowledge I discovered in another thread.

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                                                                                        • swedguy
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 7981

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                          I am sorry, I read the title incorrectly. You want us to pay you. Have you tried Ebay?
                                                                                          I'd like to see that auction

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                                                                                          • AaronM
                                                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                                            • 46917

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by swedguy
                                                                                            I'd like to see that auction

                                                                                            I'd seriously post it but I'm afraid they would terminate my account for it.

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                                                                                            • sonofsam
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 18648

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                              It's probably not your fault though. I get the feeling that you are just a kid anyway. What time does school start tomorrow?
                                                                                              i'm thinking of skipping school tomorrow ... so i can make fun of the newbies on another board i frequent.... you know.. cause thats the cool thing to be doing
                                                                                              I like turtles.

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                                                                                              • sonofsam
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                                                • 18648

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I broke your heart by making fun of your shotgun? lol.. i'm sorry princess.. i didn't realize you were so sensitive
                                                                                                I like turtles.

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                                                                                                • JSA Matt
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                  • 5464

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  he can stay with me for free but I got no food and wont cover the bus ticket ;)

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                                                                                                  • AaronM
                                                                                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                    • 46917

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                                    i'm thinking of skipping school tomorrow ... so i can make fun of the newbies on another board i frequent.... you know.. cause thats the cool thing to be doing

                                                                                                    Who's making fun of newbies? I'm correcting your mistakes. I should bill you for this shit.

                                                                                                    Would another "cool thing to do" be making random comments about a shotgun that you know absolutely nothing about in order to gain acceptance on an adult message board?

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