Ed, Eddie, Edward, Eduardo, Edwin or by whatever you are known as this week....
If you and ReyRey (or at least one of you) don't come to my birthday party on Cinco de Mayo in Seattle I will cry.............
I will cry at the thought of yet again thinking I had a friend, when in fact all I had was another piece of shit cocksmoker who I have to waste valuable time tracking down and killing, and then thoughtfully disposing of the body so as not to gain the ire of any pesky and annoying law enforcement agency.
