Give me your one-liners....

**Manowar** · 02-05-2005, 03:10 AM

i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. not like the screaming passengers in the back of his car.

**THAREALROGER** · 02-05-2005, 03:12 AM

Fuckin A+ Manowar

**THAREALROGER** · 02-05-2005, 03:21 AM

Well give it a shot you creative fucks!

**webcrawler** · 02-05-2005, 05:02 AM

Go fuck yourself!

**CoreAdult-Dee** · 02-05-2005, 05:49 AM

"You have class, too bad it is all third"

**Lev** · 02-05-2005, 05:52 AM

Originally posted by CoreAdult-Dee

"You have class, too bad it is all third"

haha good one

**flashfreak** · 02-05-2005, 06:44 AM

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"

**lux_interior** · 02-05-2005, 07:16 AM

My favorite has to be 'Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll eat forever.'

Lux

**axelcat** · 02-05-2005, 07:17 AM

Originally posted by webcrawler

Go fuck yourself!

**sickkittens** · 02-05-2005, 07:19 AM

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again."

**sickkittens** · 02-05-2005, 07:20 AM

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' - Dubya

**ssp** · 02-05-2005, 07:28 AM

I intend to live forever - so far so good.

**Der Schleicher** · 02-05-2005, 08:42 AM

This my fave- "A sucker is born every minute" - P.T.Barnum

Give me your one-liners....

Give me your one-liners....

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