So a duck walks into a bar...hello is this thing on?

**Spunky** · 02-04-2005, 08:59 PM

**Abyss_Vee** · 02-04-2005, 09:00 PM

**sumphatpimp** · 02-04-2005, 09:00 PM

ROFL

**BradM** · 02-04-2005, 09:02 PM

ARGH! Where is the duck joke you lying bastard.

**Ironhorse** · 02-04-2005, 09:03 PM

Haha funny shit..

**Loryn** · 02-04-2005, 09:03 PM

That was great!!!

**FelixFlow** · 02-04-2005, 10:41 PM

**FelixFlow** · 02-04-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by BradM

ARGH! Where is the duck joke you lying bastard.

this one made me laugh

A duck walks into a bar, goes to the bartender, and says, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, of course we don't have any grapes".

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "I told you yesterday, 'no, we don't have any grapes.' If you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I'm going to nail your beak to that bar!"

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, of course we don't have any nails". Then the duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

**Oncle_Benny** · 02-04-2005, 10:45 PM

ahahaha @ juicy's pic.... but the joke was funny the first time

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**MrIzzz** · 02-04-2005, 10:47 PM

HOTLINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lolololol, i was getting a little crazy with the photochop before

**BradM** · 02-04-2005, 10:56 PM

Hahaha... nice Felix thanks.

**Dagwolf** · 02-04-2005, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by FelixFlow

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, of course we don't have any nails". Then the duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

I love that one.

So a duck walks into a bar...hello is this thing on?

So a duck walks into a bar...hello is this thing on?

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