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  • dropped9
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    • Jan 2001
    • 26727

    #1

    If you're a dude and wipe your ass with baby wipes you're...

    If you're a dude and whipe your ass with baby wipes you're a fucking homo.


    Enough said.
  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #2
    homo don't really know...strange for sure.
    I can't deal with the smell of baby wipes...one reason was because they used something similar to bathe my grandfather as he lie dying with cancer and that smell will always haunt me.
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    • eroswebmaster
      March 1st, 2003
      • Jul 2001
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      #3
      not to mention it right away reminds you of some mustard green toxic shit some baby would leave behind.
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      • Headless
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        • Jan 2001
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        #4
        Maybe we should ask the metros if they wipe with baby wipes?

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        • bdjerk
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          • Jan 2005
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          #5
          There's something other than baby wipes eh?
          bdjerk inc.

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          • MuleScrote
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            • Dec 2002
            • 4601

            #6
            Motorcycle accident -> concussion -> diarrhea for 3 weeks -> ahhh!!! baby wipes!!! couldn't have made it without them.
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            • Empfänger Emil
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              • Aug 2004
              • 907

              #7
              I use wipe of babies for myself

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              • Sly
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                • Sep 2004
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                #8
                I don't know about you two queers, but real men have hairy asses. Shitting through the brush can leave a few berries buried in the bush.
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                • Headless
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                  • Jan 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MuleScrote
                  Motorcycle accident -> concussion -> diarrhea for 3 weeks -> ahhh!!! baby wipes!!! couldn't have made it without them.
                  Homo.


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                  • thefool
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                    • Jan 2005
                    • 1593

                    #10
                    actually, i just gave a guy really bad advice then LOL this guy from India was talking to me online, he said that in India they don't use toilet paper and he's trying to get used to it. He doesnt feel as clean. I told him, that I always have diaper wipes in my bathroom, and its nice to freshen up and make sure you got it all. I like to have them, cause after guests use my bathroom, I can just wipe the seat. I admit, if I take a shit and wipe, I wanna know its all gone, so I'll use a few wet ones. Hey you never know when you're gonna get lucky

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                    • Headless
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 26727

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sly
                      I don't know about you two queers, but real men have hairy asses. Shitting through the brush can leave a few berries buried in the bush.

                      blah blah blah....

                      Just come clean... You're a homo!!!!!!!!!!!


                      Last edited by dropped9; 02-03-2005, 08:38 PM.

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                      • Empfänger Emil
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                        • Aug 2004
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                        #12
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                        • RedShoe
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by thefool
                          actually, i just gave a guy really bad advice then LOL this guy from India was talking to me online, he said that in India they don't use toilet paper and he's trying to get used to it. He doesnt feel as clean. I told him, that I always have diaper wipes in my bathroom, and its nice to freshen up and make sure you got it all. I like to have them, cause after guests use my bathroom, I can just wipe the seat. I admit, if I take a shit and wipe, I wanna know its all gone, so I'll use a few wet ones. Hey you never know when you're gonna get lucky
                          I have no idea what you meant by that last sentence. LOL. But it's fuckin' hilarious.

                          I guess, I just liked how you bounced around from the shitty indian guy to your shitty bathroom to getting lucky.

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                          • Dagwolf
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                            • Sep 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sly
                            I don't know about you two queers, but real men have hairy asses. Shitting through the brush can leave a few berries buried in the bush.

                            I don't know what you're talking about. *looks around guiltily*
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                            • wargames
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                              • May 2003
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                              #15
                              Baby wipes can actually make your ass smooth.
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                              • Spunky
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                                • Jun 2002
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                                #16
                                Gayest of the gay

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                                • fl_prn_str
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                                  #17

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                                  • rollinOn20s
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                                    #18
                                    Actually I was hit by a car, a couple of years ago, suffered many injuries including a blood clot in my head, and actually baby wipes were my best friends for 6 months. Dont be a hater. DOnt knock it until you try it!
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                                    • MuleScrote
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                                      • Dec 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by spunky
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                                      • bringer
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 13082

                                        #20
                                        you're just pissed because you cant wipe your own
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                                        • mikeyddddd
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 16557

                                          #21
                                          If you're a dude and wipe your ass with baby wipes you're...














                                          Headless

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                                          • Headless
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 26727

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bringer
                                            you're just pissed because you cant wipe your own
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                                            • MandyBlake
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                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 17761

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                              homo don't really know...strange for sure.
                                              I can't deal with the smell of baby wipes...one reason was because they used something similar to bathe my grandfather as he lie dying with cancer and that smell will always haunt me.
                                              there are unscented ones.
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                                              • Spunky
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                                                • Jun 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MuleScrote
                                                show the man boobs!!
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                                                • bringer
                                                  i have man boobies
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 13082

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                                  Hello dingleberry. How are you today?
                                                  im good, thanks for asking.
                                                  how's your day been so far buddy?
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                                                  • Headless
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                                                    • Jan 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by bringer
                                                    im good, thanks for asking.
                                                    how's your day been so far buddy?

                                                    Really good actually.

                                                    Yours? Been hanging out all day?

                                                    HAHAHAHAHA

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                                                    • MuleScrote
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by spunky
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                                                      • vivency-AdamQ
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                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 462

                                                        #28
                                                        i dunno man... it's good.

                                                        like, if you bunch the wipe into a ball first and warm it up between your hands, it makes it so much better: it's the difference between a giggle and a cry!

                                                        ok... i've been around babies too much
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                                                        • bringer
                                                          i have man boobies
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 13082

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Headless
                                                          Really good actually.

                                                          Yours? Been hanging out all day?

                                                          HAHAHAHAHA
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                                                          • thefool
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                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                            • 1593

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                            I have no idea what you meant by that last sentence. LOL. But it's fuckin' hilarious.

                                                            I guess, I just liked how you bounced around from the shitty indian guy to your shitty bathroom to getting lucky.

                                                            Classic GFY comedy.

                                                            Well basically, what I meant is they are Multi-Purpose. and i want my parts smelling fresh & clean in case a hot guy shows up and wants to get freaky, it would be bad to say "well let me go wash my ass real quick" and when you wear thongs, you wanna make sure theres nothing back there! lol It's 1am, I'm out of mt dew, cut me some slack ;)

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                                                            • NaughtyRob
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                                                              #31
                                                              What if your a dude that gets his cock sucked on film by beautiful women and wants a clean ass before they go down? Still gay?
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                                                              • MuleScrote
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                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 4601

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by thefool
                                                                Well basically, what I meant is they are Multi-Purpose. and i want my parts smelling fresh & clean in case a hot guy shows up and wants to get freaky, it would be bad to say "well let me go wash my ass real quick" and when you wear thongs, you wanna make sure theres nothing back there! lol It's 1am, I'm out of mt dew, cut me some slack ;)
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                                                                • Chris Malais
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                                                                  • Jan 2005
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  You just wish you were man enough to buy baby wipes without having a baby in the household. I'm the same way.
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                                                                  • Headless
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                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 26727

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Chris Malais
                                                                    You just wish you were man enough to buy baby wipes without having a baby in the household. I'm the same way.
                                                                    If I can buy tampons what makes you think I couldnt buy baby wipes?

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                                                                    • thefool
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                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 1593

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MuleScrote
                                                                      I really hope you are a female
                                                                      LMAO yes, very much so ;) dont worry, everyone assumes I'm a guy at first lol

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                                                                      • NickPapageorgio
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                                                                        • Apr 2004
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        They sure are handy when you are out of TP tho. Newspaper sucks. That shit is for lumberjacks.

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                                                                        • killshot
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 456

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I use the wet wipes from charmin..

                                                                          think of it this way... if you got some shit on your hand.. would you just wipe it off with dry paper, or would you want to clean it off with something wet?

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                                                                          • Spunky
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                                                                            • Jun 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Headless
                                                                            If I can buy tampons
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                                                                            • Greg Jacobson
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                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 812

                                                                              #39
                                                                              If you wipe your ass with baby wipes after taking a shit you don't have to shower more than once a week.

                                                                              Saves lots of time.

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                                                                              • Jace
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                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 35562

                                                                                #40
                                                                                apparently you don't have hemmroids

                                                                                wait til you get them, it will happen one day....and baby wipes soaked in witch hazel will be your best friend in the bathroom

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                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 133978

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                                  apparently you don't have hemmroids

                                                                                  wait til you get them, it will happen one day....and baby wipes soaked in witch hazel will be your best friend in the bathroom
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                                                                                  • psyko514
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Greg Jacobson
                                                                                    If you wipe your ass with baby wipes after taking a shit you don't have to shower more than once a week.

                                                                                    Saves lots of time.

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                                                                                    • Jace
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by spunky
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                                                                                      • boner 2.0
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        you're...

                                                                                        fucking drunk?

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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • JohnW
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                                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              All of our straight male performers are required to wipe their asses with baby wipes before doing a scene, as a courtesy to the others they will be performing with. Since they are screwing girls, that rules out your notion of them being homo's.
                                                                                              Got any other brilliant insight to share with us?

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                                                                                              • Chris Malais
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                                                                                                • Jan 2005
                                                                                                • 1904

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                                If I can buy tampons what makes you think I couldnt buy baby wipes?



                                                                                                Buying baby wipes * No baby in the house hold
                                                                                                Tampons * Woman in the house hold


                                                                                                Unless you wipe your ass with tampons(which would make you one hardcore mother fucker), then your example doesn't apply.
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                                                                                                • pornguy
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Baby wipes have help removed the racing strip from a lot of mens underware.
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                                                                                                  • Hera, the Apocalypse
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    If you're a dude and wipe your ass with baby wipes you're...

                                                                                                    you're clean down there ;) ...yummy!
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