Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Why Beer Is Better Than Women

    You can enjoy a beer all month long.

    Beer stains wash out.

    You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

    Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

    If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.

    Beer is never late.

    A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

    A hangover will go away.

    Beer labels come off without a fight.

    When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

    A beer never has a headache.

    A beer will never nag you.

    A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

    If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

    A beer always goes down easy.

    You can share a beer with friends.

    You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

    A beer is always wet.

    A beer doesn't demand equality.

    You can have a beer in public.

    A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

    A frigid beer is a good beer.

    You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

    If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
  • WWC
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11577

    #2
    i have to disagree with that...and you? i think your in denial :-)
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    • wargames
      Kliris
      • May 2003
      • 10423

      #3
      I still like women more than beer.
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      • spunkmaster
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2004
        • 2052

        #4

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        • BuggyG
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 4179

          #5
          yup.. women still better then beer
          but he does bring up some VERY GOOD points! :

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          • longbrick
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 913

            #6
            What about Vodka?

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            • TrumpCash_Dave
              Its almost time
              • Dec 2002
              • 13009

              #7
              women still better then beer

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              • PantieZ
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2001
                • 1441

                #8
                did you know that beer got female hormones ?









                ........... when you drink it you talk shit and are not able to drive a car

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                • Kicker
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 7040

                  #9
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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Some good ones in there

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                    • etech
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1148

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PantieZ
                      did you know that beer got female hormones ?









                      ........... when you drink it you talk shit and are not able to drive a car

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                      • Goose
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 5725

                        #12
                        that's so true!!
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                        • axelcat
                          Adult Locals
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 25450

                          #13
                          dont like beer in general

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