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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    I have been diagnosed with...

    HugeCockitus. Does anyone else suffer from this lifelong ailment?

    I need a support group or something.
  • Rorschach
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2002
    • 5579

    #2
    IN YA ANAL!

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    • Jayo
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 854

      #3
      Hahaha, Lmao!
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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #4
        Never heard of it. Pics?

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        • mortenb
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2004
          • 2203

          #5
          As previously stated in another thread I have a ten foot cock. It was a birth defect, but I have grown to appreciate it.

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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Originally posted by Tala
            Never heard of it. Pics?
            It's a horrible affliction! It usually starts out small and un-noticable but then it grows into a serious problem.

            I will take a picture if you really want me to.

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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18648

              #7
              and the award for biggest insecurity about their penis goes toooooo
              I like turtles.

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              • escorpio
                doesn't fuck around.
                • Oct 2002
                • 23486

                #8
                I'm big in Japan.
                Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                • PatrickKing
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2096

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                  It's a horrible affliction! It usually starts out small and un-noticable but then it grows into a serious problem.

                  I will take a picture if you really want me to.
                  I must be in the small un-noticeable stage
                  [email protected]

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                  • Antonio
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 14136

                    #10
                    you must be the first Aisan diagnosed with the syndrom ;)











                    no offence to anyone j/k

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                    • RawAlex
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 9465

                      #11
                      Put down the magnifying glass, and it will be back to it's normal american male average (or less).

                      You can get the same effect it a zoom lens on a camera, zooming out cures this problem outright.

                      Alex

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                      • Pete-KT
                        Workin With The Devil
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 51532

                        #12
                        u have a huge cock in your ass? man go away thats nasty

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                        • candyflip
                          Carpe Visio
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 43073

                          #13
                          I suffer from this as well.

                          Can't wait until everyone has a huge cock from all the penis enlargement going around that one day someone will invent a reducer and that will be all the craze.

                          Spend you some brain.
                          Email Me

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                          • Peter Romero
                            Long time no happy ending
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 10617

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rorschach
                            IN YA ANAL!
                            Ok, that's funny.


                            [email protected]

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                            • Rob
                              I'm a great bowler.
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 13310

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                              and the award for biggest insecurity about their penis goes toooooo
                              Speech! Speech!

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                              • who
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Aug 2003
                                • 19593

                                #16
                                Yeah I love it!

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                                • wargames
                                  Kliris
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 10423

                                  #17
                                  This thread is useless without pics.
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                                  • Rob
                                    I'm a great bowler.
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 13310

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by wargames
                                    This thread is useless without pics.
                                    Fag. :costumed-

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                                    • PatrickKing
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2096

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by wargames
                                      This thread is useless without pics.
                                      [email protected]

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                                      • Rob
                                        I'm a great bowler.
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 13310

                                        #20
                                        Good thing I have insurance.

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                                        • Rob
                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 13310

                                          #21
                                          Leave it to a bunch of dicks to ruin a thread.

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                                          • wyldblyss
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 5779

                                            #22
                                            I don't have it (i'm female) but I have met several sad individuals such as yourself that suffer from this mental disorder. Years of aggresive therapy finally enabled them to see their cock for the size it really was.

                                            I wish you all the best in your treatment.

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                                            • Myst
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 4708

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                              Good thing I have insurance.

                                              ICQ: 298-523-037

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                                              • thefool
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 1593

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by PatrickKing
                                                sadly enough, I think I dated that guy years ago

                                                but since I met a guy with the HugeCockitus I half developed a case of CantSitOnMyAsis too bad the phrase "I'm Lovin' It" is ? lol

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                                                • El Duderino
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 835

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by PatrickKing
                                                  please tell me that that is a photochop

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                                                  • sonofsam
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 18648

                                                    #26
                                                    shitty deal, imagine if that guy with a 2 inch dick has a bush too... hahha it would look like a baby lion looking out of a bush
                                                    I like turtles.

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                                                    • sickkittens
                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 25100

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by PatrickKing
                                                      Poor guy. I wonder if any girl has ever been there.

                                                      Nevermind, no I don't.

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                                                      • axelcat
                                                        Adult Locals
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 25450

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PatrickKing

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                                                        • Head
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 8278

                                                          #29
                                                          Me! But no support group. Admitting it is a good step.

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                                                          • Rob
                                                            I'm a great bowler.
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 13310

                                                            #30
                                                            Ooga booga...I'm really drunk. Can someone drive me home?

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                                                            • Rob
                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 13310

                                                              #31
                                                              I made it home safely, everyone!

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