Man gets 90 days in jail for faking heart attack upon recieving restaurant bill

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  • UniversalPass Pete
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    • Dec 2004
    • 7368

    #1

    Man gets 90 days in jail for faking heart attack upon recieving restaurant bill

    Must be an expensive place!

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    MACHIAS, Maine - Faking chest pains and pretending to have a
    heart attack may not be the best ways to avoid paying the
    bill at a restaurant. Elias I. Elias, 54, will most likely
    realize this as he spends the next 90 days in jail. According
    to authorities, Elias would order a meal, eat and enjoy, and
    then fake his need for medical assistance when the check
    arrived. He would be taken to a local hospital but usually
    left before police arrived. District Attorney Paul Cavanaugh
    said the most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
    tried to skip paying the check. Elias“ court-appointed
    attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
    and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
    anybody else."


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    • Undisputed1
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      • Jan 2005
      • 663

      #3
      some funny shit

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      • sonofsam
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        • Dec 2004
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        #4
        Originally posted by TheLegacy
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        • UniversalPass Pete
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          • Dec 2004
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          #5
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          • BJ
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            • Mar 2002
            • 5590

            #6
            must have exceeded his chargeback limit

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            • sickkittens
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              #7
              All that trouble for a meal?

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              • Hey You . . . I Know You!
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                • Aug 2004
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                #8
                Originally posted by UniversalPass Pete
                Must be an expensive place!

                They should induce a heart attack as punishment.

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                • axelcat
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 25450

                  #9
                  lol thats crazy

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                  • Spunky
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                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    When I was younger I used to bring in house flies and place them in my meal I would get a free meal and not have to pay...

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                    • Oncle_Benny
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                      • Mar 2004
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by TheLegacy
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                      • Rorschach
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 5579

                        #12
                        i wonder if he got raped in prison

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                        • evildick

                          #13
                          He should have faked a heart attack during his sentencing.

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                          • Love Brokers
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                            • Jul 2004
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                            #14
                            Right out of the opening scene of a Dirty Harry flick!
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                            • BuggyG
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheLegacy
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                              ohh.. that's why they started asking for the $$ up front. PFFFT!!! hehehehe

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                              • jacked
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                                • May 2004
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                                #16
                                thats crazy what a nut job just pay the fuckin bill less stress and bullshit
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                                • JamesK2
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                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 6589

                                  #17
                                  one day he'll get a real heart attack and nobody will believe him

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                                  • JamesK2
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                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 6589

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jacked
                                    thats crazy what a nut job just pay the fuckin bill less stress and bullshit
                                    He's homeless and unemployed you fucktard.

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                                    • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 2267

                                      #19
                                      awesome news ... fucking scammers like that piece of shit need to be put behind bars.

                                      The justice system really can work, every once and a while.

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                                      • nojob
                                        The Original NoJob
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 3682

                                        #20
                                        Well he should of thought about his eating habits before he lost his jobs. He is not like everyone else. he is unemployed.

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                                        • Doctor Dre
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 51692

                                          #21
                                          You just bite yourself to blood, and put a small peice of glass in your meal ... expensive restaurents will give you up to 250 $ in gift certificates + free meal for everybody on the table My friend used to do that all the time
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                                          • blazin
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                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 2781

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by spunky
                                            When I was younger I used to bring in house flies and place them in my meal I would get a free meal and not have to pay...
                                            Snap! Used to do that all the time.

                                            Did come unstuck once though as the fly I had got from some backalley was knocked unconscious and not dead. When I opened the matchbox to put it in the food, it flew away.

                                            I had to quickly leave the restaurant and find another.

                                            ... good times
                                            I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                            • blazin
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                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 2781

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Paco, of Large Cash.
                                              awesome news ... fucking scammers like that piece of shit need to be put behind bars.

                                              The justice system really can work, every once and a while.
                                              thats a bit extreme... lol

                                              .. a fine and some dish washing would do the trick I'm sure
                                              I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                              • JFK
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                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                #24
                                                "most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
                                                tried to skip paying the check. Elias“ court-appointed
                                                attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
                                                and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
                                                anybody else."

                                                did he ever try and get a J O B , so he Can eat in a restaurant "like anybody else" ?

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                                                • Manowar
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                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • johnnyhey
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                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 1172

                                                    #26
                                                    ha

                                                    doesn't a ride in the ambulance cost at least $500+

                                                    something tells me that restraunts in maine rarely serve up meals exceeding $500 for one guy. just a hunch
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                                                    • mardigras
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 14194

                                                      #27
                                                      Well, he's getting a meal tonight and doesn't have to fake for it...
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                                                      • mardigras
                                                        Bon temps!
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 14194

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by johnnyhey
                                                        doesn't a ride in the ambulance cost at least $500+

                                                        something tells me that restraunts in maine rarely serve up meals exceeding $500 for one guy. just a hunch
                                                        A homeless guy would never pay an ambulance bill and they likely wouldn't waste their time trying to collect it.
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                                                        • psyko514
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by evildick
                                                          He should have faked a heart attack during his sentencing.

                                                          That would be fucking hilarious.

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                                                          • MandyBlake
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                                                            • Nov 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            he shouldn't go to jail for that. he should be given an academy award!
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                                                            • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 2267

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by blazin
                                                              thats a bit extreme... lol
                                                              .. a fine and some dish washing would do the trick I'm sure
                                                              Only extreme if it was his first or even second time, which it was not.

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                                                              • mardigras
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                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 14194

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                                he shouldn't go to jail for that. he should be given an academy award!
                                                                Or a mental ward

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