Originally Posted by Mike Seth

Here's my plan for you.

You will need:

* a small plastic cup - 1
* a condom - 1
* a hot chick with HIV - 1
* a lawyer - 1
* drugs - the more the better

Here's the plan:

1) Go to the lawyer and show him this plan
2) Rub one into the plastic cup and keep it in the freezer.
3) Use drugs on chick. Make chick sign the forms.
4) Use condom on yourself.
5) Use yourself on chick.
6) Drag chick to the hospital and perform the miracle of artificial insemination with the contents of plastic cup from 2). Use signed forms on chick if chick resist.
7) You got laid.
8) Chick got pregnant.
9) WINNER!