Do Audi drivers have to take a complete fucking asshole test or what?

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  • Shaddam IV
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2004
    • 810

    #1

    Do Audi drivers have to take a complete fucking asshole test or what?

    I'd say 70% of the time when you see some dickhead tailgating, zipping through traffic, or flying up on someone's tail, it's some yuppie fucknut in an audi. What the fuck? I could have sworn they stopped selling those cars in the early 90's.
  • jukeboxfrank
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 1207

    #2
    Once I was in the Audi dealership service dept with a friend picking up his car.
    We drove in mine that was a new Olds, Some guy comes over to me and says too bad you did not have enough money to buy a Audi. WTF I said ya too bad I would need
    that extra money to get my Audi out of the service dept all the time. Most are ass holes for sure


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    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43073

      #3
      Yes we do, but it doesn't just apply to Audi drivers.

      If you own a VW, Audi or Bentley...you are required to pass this test.

      Spend you some brain.
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      • shima
        Confirmed User
        • May 2003
        • 1753

        #4
        Whaaaaaat?
        Its that very same test that fuckers on BMW must go through like twice a month!

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        • DarkJedi
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          • Feb 2001
          • 28301

          #5
          Originally posted by Shaddam IV
          I'd say 70% of the time when you see some dickhead tailgating, zipping through traffic, or flying up on someone's tail, it's some yuppie fucknut in an audi. What the fuck? I could have sworn they stopped selling those cars in the early 90's.
          Move your shitbox over to the right.

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          • Nydahl
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            • Sep 2002
            • 6655

            #6
            Originally posted by Shaddam IV
            I'd say 70% of the time when you see some dickhead tailgating, zipping through traffic, or flying up on someone's tail, it's some yuppie fucknut in an audi. What the fuck? I could have sworn they stopped selling those cars in the early 90's.
            I am thinking about Audi more and more.I drive BMW but must say that new A8 is far better then BMW 7 and even S classe.A8 rocks - its fucking cool shit man
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            • Furious_Male
              Doing the grind since 99
              • Oct 2003
              • 16884

              #7
              Audi
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              • shima
                Confirmed User
                • May 2003
                • 1753

                #8
                Audi 4 Life y'all ;)

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                • Theo
                  HAL 9000
                  • May 2001
                  • 34515

                  #9
                  nothing beats SEAT drivers heh

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                  • Nydahl
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                    • Sep 2002
                    • 6655

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                    nothing beats SEAT drivers heh
                    don't tell me that US people have any idea what SEAT is man
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                    • Rui
                      web
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 9533

                      #11
                      Not really an requirement but most of the time comes with the package.

                      Furious_Male - i'm sorry you dont know what a good car is (you seemed a "bling" bathtub fan from your posts on prior threads in other words - you don't know jack shit about cars )

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                      • shima
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2003
                        • 1753

                        #12
                        Yeah, I bet they ain't never seen and don't know how to pronounce Peugeot too

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                        • Rui
                          web
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 9533

                          #13
                          Originally posted by shima
                          Yeah, I bet they ain't never seen and don't know how to pronounce Peugeot too
                          What about Fiat (lol talk about shit cars), Renault & Opel (nice)?

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                          • Paco, of Large Cash.
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 2267

                            #14
                            I believe the license to be an asshole is given away for free to all persons that buy sports cars -- some chose to exercise that right while others fit in with traffic ... passing in the fast lane (cause everyone knows they are not to be in the fastlane unless passing or turning within a few city blocks).

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                            • nojob
                              The Original NoJob
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 3682

                              #15
                              yeah i feel you. I love to drive fast , but when I am not moving fast i stay out of faster lanes.

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                              • Grapesoda
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 46234

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Nydahl
                                I am thinking about Audi more and more.I drive BMW but must say that new A8 is far better then BMW 7 and even S classe.A8 rocks - its fucking cool shit man

                                sts, bro, that's the way to go. got one myself and it's o'mazing to drive ... regards, bmb

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                                • GTS Mark
                                  Vrume Mark
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 20912

                                  #17
                                  Whatcha think about this


                                  DH

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                                  • Theo
                                    HAL 9000
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 34515

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Nydahl
                                    don't tell me that US people have any idea what SEAT is man

                                    you are right, i forgot they miss the "amesome" ibiza :-)

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                                    • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 11190

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Nydahl
                                      I am thinking about Audi more and more.I drive BMW but must say that new A8 is far better then BMW 7 and even S classe.A8 rocks - its fucking cool shit man
                                      This is a funny thread. I was just thinking of getting one.
                                      I think its better then the BMW and the S too.
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                                      • fischi
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2004
                                        • 252

                                        #20
                                        Audi TT => (T)ranny (T)ransporter

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                                        • Shaddam IV
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 810

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                          Whatcha think about this
                                          [img]

                                          DH
                                          Nice fagmobille you got there.

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                                          • Furious_Male
                                            Doing the grind since 99
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 16884

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Rui
                                            Not really an requirement but most of the time comes with the package.

                                            Furious_Male - i'm sorry you dont know what a good car is (you seemed a "bling" bathtub fan from your posts on prior threads in other words - you don't know jack shit about cars )
                                            What the fuck are you talking about? You must be confusing me with someone else.

                                            Sorry to ruffle your feathers pup.
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                                            • axelcat
                                              Adult Locals
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 25450

                                              #23
                                              this is a funny thread

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                                              • Furious_Male
                                                Doing the grind since 99
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 16884

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by axelcat
                                                this is a funny thread
                                                Its like posting on a car forum. Some people are very loyal to the car brands they own. I have seen death threats on some of the boards if you talk shit about someones car.

                                                Funny shit.
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                                                • hydro
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 4216

                                                  #25
                                                  ive got an inne

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                                                  • Rui
                                                    web
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 9533

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                    Whatcha think about this

                                                    DH
                                                    That will sell very well on the states..I mean look at that front , let us keep the good models ;)

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                                                    • Rui
                                                      web
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 9533

                                                      #27
                                                      Like this one:


                                                      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh godness

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                                                      • Thurbs
                                                        The Thrilla in Manila
                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                        • 4785

                                                        #28
                                                        heh .. if u cant take the heat get back in the slow lane.

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                                                        • SC Blaize
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 85

                                                          #29
                                                          Im one of the assholes whose always on your ass ;) sorry - mines nothing special but it just doesnt feel good in that car unless your over 90mph

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                                                          • Paco, of Large Cash.
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 2267

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Rui
                                                            Like this one:


                                                            Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh godness
                                                            it is a VW with an Audi badge.

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                                                            • Nydahl
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 6655

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
                                                              you are right, i forgot they miss the "amesome" ibiza :-)
                                                              oh yes once you drive any SEAT you will be fucking happy with any Audi till the end of your life
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                                                              • Rui
                                                                web
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 9533

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Paco, of Large Cash.
                                                                it is a VW with an Audi badge.


                                                                Just because they are part of the same group that doesn't mean they do such nonsense like you said above lol

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                                                                • Rui
                                                                  web
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 9533

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Nydahl
                                                                  oh yes once you drive any SEAT you will be fucking happy with any Audi till the end of your life
                                                                  that is a bit unfair to SEAT I mean totally different market targets...

                                                                  tho SEAT's new European marketing is funny to say the least.. (the new "we have the best power/price sport cars"...which is a joke considering how much burned out the plataforms and Engineering, specially motors they use on their cars).

                                                                  BTW did you guys know that VAG also owns a part of SEAT..shit
                                                                  Last edited by Rui; 02-01-2005, 02:59 PM.

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                                                                  • IPK
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 4209

                                                                    #34
                                                                    audi's are fucking jokes
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                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 28301

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by IPK
                                                                      audi's are fucking jokes
                                                                      Explain ?

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                                                                      • Rui
                                                                        web
                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 9533

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                        Explain ?
                                                                        prolly frustrated because they are expensive

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                                                                        • Nydahl
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                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                          • 6655

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Rui
                                                                          prolly frustrated because they are expensive
                                                                          comparing to quality you get more then enought for your money I think.I am sure A8 is great car and I can compare this with same class
                                                                          Also I would love to try Audi lemans which should beat Lambo pretty easy.
                                                                          Audi is cool shit but I think they are not selling too much in US - but its a problem of marketing not the quality.
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                                                                          • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                            • Jun 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Rui

                                                                            Just because they are part of the same group that doesn't mean they do such nonsense like you said above lol
                                                                            You are correct ... but it is not because they are part of the same group that I say such ...I say such as it is a well known fact.





                                                                            Any auto enthusiasts knows VW and Audi are the kings of platforming (think wagons) and they have been sharing technology for years and years and years.



                                                                            Yah, some of the panels are differnet (trunk does not have the lights, gas lid etc) but that is how platforming works -- use the neccessary body panels and make minimal changes to fool the common eye.

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