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**sickkittens** · 02-01-2005, 10:34 AM

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by Happypeekers

I feel about as welcome as a fart in a telephone box lolol

does it smell in here? lol

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by sickkittens

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

They're afraid that the girls will be using those dildoes on THEM.

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:35 AM

I am as As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

**Doctor Dre** · 02-01-2005, 10:35 AM

I'l win ... you know me

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by sickkittens

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

I am not affraid of my wife using them. If she wants to, more power to her

**Doctor Dre** · 02-01-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by sickkittens

p.s. Why are so many guys afraid of theirs girls using dildos?

I dunno ... just make sex life a lot better

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:36 AM

She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Happypeekers

I am as As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market

Ewww.

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

I'l win ... you know me

Your probably right. Either you or Happypeekers

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:36 AM

As confused as a baby in a topless bar.

**Webmaster_Logic** · 02-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Here is a bump for you.. I wanna use this on my wife

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by Happypeekers

She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

depends on what type of shit, juicy or thick... lmao

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:37 AM

These damn quotes are about As useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy ass lol

**Doctor Dre** · 02-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Bad boy bad boy

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Ah, the good old days.

Those were the days that I could master; the pace was slower and I was faster.

**Doctor Dre** · 02-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by Tala

Ah, the good old days.

Those were the days that I could master; the pace was slower and I was faster.

I'm a master

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:37 AM

Make your wife happy and buy her a big black dong for Valentines..

**bringer** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

i love with all my heart
this is true
can i use
these analbeeds on you?

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

A fool and his money are soon seen in Las Vegas.

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

**IceMaster** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

Nice promo. I guess

**sickkittens** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

I've heard alot of guys say they hate them. Could they be threatened?

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

Vibrate your way into Valentines Day!

**sickkittens** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Tala

They're afraid that the girls will be using those dildoes on THEM.

Or are they afraid that their gf's will know that they like that?

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

A legend in his own mind...

I think this one is referring to Brad lol

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

I'm a master

Master Baiter?

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:40 AM

Spice up your Valentines Day with Butt Plug

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:40 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cun.t I could fuck it!"

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Happypeekers

A legend in his own mind...

I think this one is referring to Brad lol

hahaha ouch..

**Doctor Dre** · 02-01-2005, 10:41 AM

zzzZzZzZzzzZZZZzzz

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:41 AM

"Yes, as a matter of fact, my dong IS gold-plated!"

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Tala

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cun.t I could fuck it!"

OMG .. That is freaking HILLARIOUS LOLOL

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:42 AM

Forget Buns of Steel, Get Your Wife Vibes of Steel on Valentines Day.

**sickkittens** · 02-01-2005, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by Tala

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cun.t I could fuck it!"

Haha. That was almost me. I live in a city that fits that.

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by Happypeekers

OMG .. That is freaking HILLARIOUS LOLOL

Ancient as hell.

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:43 AM

Pleasure Her On Valentines Day With A Pocket Rocket!

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:43 AM

T-shirt slogan:

"If sex is a pain in the ass, roll over."

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:44 AM

Dildos: Every lesbian's fantasy man.

**Stallion** · 02-01-2005, 10:44 AM

Maximize her Climax with Climax Maximizer on Valentines Day.. lol

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:44 AM

The two rules of success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.

Nothing is so simple that it can't be screwed up.

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:44 AM

Butt plugs make great gags.

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:45 AM

Just when I thought I was winning the rat race, along came faster rats.

**sickkittens** · 02-01-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Tala

Dildos: Every lesbian's fantasy man.

"Dildos: I dare to you sniff it"

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 02-01-2005, 10:46 AM

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

**TurboAngel** · 02-01-2005, 10:46 AM

Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour

**sickkittens** · 02-01-2005, 10:46 AM

Did someone say something about rats?

**TurboAngel** · 02-01-2005, 10:46 AM

The most important thing in a marriage is for both to have faith in God & Jesus Christ! When you have faith, everything is possible!

**Tala** · 02-01-2005, 10:46 AM

Man showing off watch: "I got this from my grandfather, just a few minutes before he died. For $20."

**TurboAngel** · 02-01-2005, 10:46 AM

Behind every great man, there's a great little woman who helps make him that way, his helpmeet.

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