*****FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links*****

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    *****FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links*****

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

    From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links
    February 1 2005


    At this time I would like to announce that CYBERAGE and
    Juicy D. Links have come to a deal regarding
    Mr Juicy D. Links's signature space. After hours of negotiations a deal has been made.

    "Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a negotiation was made" said Mr Juicy D. Links.
    "Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus negotiation skills you cant go wrong" said Gary from CYBERAGE.
    CYBERAGE has been Paying out millions to webmasters since 1997 with Bonus Payouts
    and very Super High Payouts CYBERAGE is the best choice to make you even more Money...

    After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
    green tea. The CYBERAGE staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
    CYBERAGE Dave was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links layed down his counter offer.
    "Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links's signature spot, we at CYBERAGE feel we have chosen wisely"
    said CYBERAGE Dave and CYBERAGE Gary. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.

    CYBERAGE provides our Affiliates with two indispensable elements of a successful Internet business: Protection and Profits.
    As the premiere content provider and a leader of the adult Internet industry, CYBERAGE is able to offer our
    Affiliates the protection and peace of mind you need to continue to grow your business.
    Our stature in the adult industry provides you, the Web Entrepreneur, with the assurance that, through our Affiliate Program,
    you will be earning the maximum profits possible and the stability of our years of experience and know-how.

    CYBERAGE offers the very best service, support and profit potential available anywhere.
    When you join CYBERAGE you're no longer a lone Webmaster going at it alone in the vast Adult Internet Marketplace.
    As a CYBERAGE Affiliate you are part of a team - the biggest, most powerful team out there.
    You'll enjoy the best customer service and support, leading-edge technology and an impressive array of income generating strategies.
    Why bother with a "brand X" adult site when you can become a part of the most respected and profitable Membership site in existence?

    CYBERAGE...Word Up

  • reynold
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 51271

    #2
    Wow, thanks for the info pal.

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    • NY_TIM
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 2975

      #3
      ICQ 252838547

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      • Carmensita
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2005
        • 748

        #4
        looks good

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204

          #5
          nifty
          ...

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          • FunForOne
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 8704

            #6
            wow, thats amazing

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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Yes it was very grueling. But we finally came to a settlement and offer.

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              • kaliboy2g
                So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                • Jun 2004
                • 10963

                #8
                Cliff notes on how much?
                Care about me?
                Who?
                Me!
                Who?

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                • xclusive
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 35218

                  #9
                  Congrats glad you put the Guido squeeze on them to get as much out of them as possible.

                  I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                  • Juicy D. Links
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Oh btw dont ask me how much $$$$
                    I have "No comment"

                    BTW anybody recommend a good plasma tv? The bigger the better

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                    • nolaman
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 1001

                      #11
                      congrats to both on deal
                      PHP Programmer ICQ 215-504-788

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                      • Juicy D. Links
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        I would also like to thank Helmy and Stephen at http://www.gigacash.com for the last few months

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                        • GiantGnome
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4344

                          #13
                          all this over a sig? i feel cheated.
                          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                          • seeric
                            ..........
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                            FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

                            From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links
                            February 1 2005


                            At this time I would like to announce that CYBERAGE and
                            Juicy D. Links have come to a deal regarding
                            Mr Juicy D. Links's signature space. After hours of negotiations a deal has been made.

                            "Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a negotiation was made" said Mr Juicy D. Links.
                            "Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus negotiation skills you cant go wrong" said Gary from CYBERAGE.
                            CYBERAGE has been Paying out millions to webmasters since 1997 with Bonus Payouts
                            and very Super High Payouts CYBERAGE is the best choice to make you even more Money...

                            After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
                            green tea. The CYBERAGE staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
                            CYBERAGE Dave was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links layed down his counter offer.
                            "Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links's signature spot, we at CYBERAGE feel we have chosen wisely"
                            said CYBERAGE Dave and CYBERAGE Gary. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.

                            CYBERAGE provides our Affiliates with two indispensable elements of a successful Internet business: Protection and Profits.
                            As the premiere content provider and a leader of the adult Internet industry, CYBERAGE is able to offer our
                            Affiliates the protection and peace of mind you need to continue to grow your business.
                            Our stature in the adult industry provides you, the Web Entrepreneur, with the assurance that, through our Affiliate Program,
                            you will be earning the maximum profits possible and the stability of our years of experience and know-how.

                            CYBERAGE offers the very best service, support and profit potential available anywhere.
                            When you join CYBERAGE you're no longer a lone Webmaster going at it alone in the vast Adult Internet Marketplace.
                            As a CYBERAGE Affiliate you are part of a team - the biggest, most powerful team out there.
                            You'll enjoy the best customer service and support, leading-edge technology and an impressive array of income generating strategies.
                            Why bother with a "brand X" adult site when you can become a part of the most respected and profitable Membership site in existence?

                            CYBERAGE...Word Up


                            HELL YEAH! CONGRATS JUICY AND DAVE!

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                            • Screaming
                              I can change this!!!!!
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 18972

                              #15
                              thanks for the update!!!!!!

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                              • MissMiranda
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 583

                                #16
                                i like the banner with the red car better..

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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MissMiranda
                                  i like the banner with the red car better..
                                  the banners rotate evry refresh of page

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                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 122992

                                    #18

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                                    • Jer
                                      God is Brazilian
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 10601

                                      #19
                                      See sig.

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                                      • sonofsam
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 18648

                                        #20
                                        pfft... you aint got shit on me and my sig..

                                        figures in excess of 9,999,999+
                                        I like turtles.

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                                        • MikeHawk
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 6683

                                          #21
                                          Juicy and Cyberage congrats!
                                          THE AMBUSH INTERVIEW

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                                          • Pornwolf
                                            Drunk and Unruly
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 22712

                                            #22
                                            That's Earth shattering news Juicy. The way I look at the world has changed. I am now going to live every day as if it's my last. Everything has changed. nothing will be the same... yadda yadda blah blah blahh
                                            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                            Webair, bitches.

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                                            • Nader
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 5086

                                              #23
                                              Good to hear. hope it works out for the both of ya

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                                              • SomeCreep
                                                :glugglug
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 26118

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Jer
                                                See sig.
                                                |
                                                |
                                                |
                                                \/

                                                Webair Hosting

                                                I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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                                                • buddyjuf

                                                  #25
                                                  awesome boyz

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                                                  • sonofsam
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 18648

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                    That's Earth shattering news Juicy. The way I look at the world has changed. I am now going to live every day as if it's my last. Everything has changed. nothing will be the same... yadda yadda blah blah blahh


                                                    best responce ever.
                                                    I like turtles.

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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                      That's Earth shattering news Juicy. The way I look at the world has changed. I am now going to live every day as if it's my last. Everything has changed. nothing will be the same... yadda yadda blah blah blahh

                                                      Wolfieeeeeeeeeee

                                                      You fucker we live so close to each other how come you dont come and chilllllllllllllllllllllllll?

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                                                      • wargames
                                                        Kliris
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 10423

                                                        #28
                                                        Cool pal.
                                                        ICQ 212-115-582
                                                        Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

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                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by wargames
                                                          Cool pal.

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                                                          • Furious_Male
                                                            Doing the grind since 99
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 16884

                                                            #30
                                                            Good stuff
                                                            Living in Virtual Reality
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                                                            • Chris Malais
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 1904

                                                              #31
                                                              That's amazing.
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                                                              Free horoscope on your websites. Make some money!

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                                                              • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                • 11190

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

                                                                From the Desk of Mr.Juicy D. Links
                                                                February 1 2005


                                                                At this time I would like to announce that CYBERAGE and
                                                                Juicy D. Links have come to a deal regarding
                                                                Mr Juicy D. Links's signature space. After hours of negotiations a deal has been made.

                                                                "Yes it was grueling and a long back and forth process but a negotiation was made" said Mr Juicy D. Links.
                                                                "Juicy is one hell of a negotiator, all that good looks plus negotiation skills you cant go wrong" said Gary from CYBERAGE.
                                                                CYBERAGE has been Paying out millions to webmasters since 1997 with Bonus Payouts
                                                                and very Super High Payouts CYBERAGE is the best choice to make you even more Money...

                                                                After grueling negotiations Mr Juicy D. Links went for a one hour massage and grabbed a cup of soothing
                                                                green tea. The CYBERAGE staff called it a early day do to the long negotiations.
                                                                CYBERAGE Dave was seen sweating during the negotiations as Mr Juicy D. Links layed down his counter offer.
                                                                "Even though we had to get a loan for Mr Juicy D. Links's signature spot, we at CYBERAGE feel we have chosen wisely"
                                                                said CYBERAGE Dave and CYBERAGE Gary. At this time both parties have no comment on compensation.

                                                                CYBERAGE provides our Affiliates with two indispensable elements of a successful Internet business: Protection and Profits.
                                                                As the premiere content provider and a leader of the adult Internet industry, CYBERAGE is able to offer our
                                                                Affiliates the protection and peace of mind you need to continue to grow your business.
                                                                Our stature in the adult industry provides you, the Web Entrepreneur, with the assurance that, through our Affiliate Program,
                                                                you will be earning the maximum profits possible and the stability of our years of experience and know-how.

                                                                CYBERAGE offers the very best service, support and profit potential available anywhere.
                                                                When you join CYBERAGE you're no longer a lone Webmaster going at it alone in the vast Adult Internet Marketplace.
                                                                As a CYBERAGE Affiliate you are part of a team - the biggest, most powerful team out there.
                                                                You'll enjoy the best customer service and support, leading-edge technology and an impressive array of income generating strategies.
                                                                Why bother with a "brand X" adult site when you can become a part of the most respected and profitable Membership site in existence?

                                                                CYBERAGE...Word Up

                                                                This is the funniest thing I have ever read. You are good. CyberAge-Gary and Juicy put the deal together. I had nothing to do with it.
                                                                If you ever quit your daytime job, you will definitely make it as a writer. Good story. I was on my way to CyberAge to sign up. You are good.
                                                                Support a Good Cause

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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470

                                                                  #33
                                                                  just who is cyberage?


                                                                  not joking
                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                  • abyss_al
                                                                    **LOOKING FOR TRADES**
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 15605

                                                                    #34
                                                                    congrats
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                                                                    • KRL
                                                                      Entrepreneur
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 31429

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • mufas
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                                        • 1054

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Good

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                                                                        • UniversalPass Pete
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 7368

                                                                          #37


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                                                                          • Abyss_Vee
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 5208

                                                                            #38
                                                                            congrats

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                                                                            • Der Schleicher
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 1189

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MikeHawk
                                                                              Juicy and Cyberage congrats!
                                                                              Congrats and more power to the Juice!
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                                                                              • Dagwolf
                                                                                President of Canada
                                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                                • 23141

                                                                                #40


                                                                                An excellent article. Can I steal it for my site?
                                                                                Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                • Persius
                                                                                  Tap into MOBILE!
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 11779

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  looooooooooooooool

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                                                                                  • JFK
                                                                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 67369

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                    I would also like to thank Helmy and Stephen at http://www.gigacash.com for the last few months
                                                                                    Congrats Juicy, I'm picking up where you left off!
                                                                                    Not that I can fill your shoes

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                                                                                    • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 40377

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                      just who is cyberage?


                                                                                      not joking
                                                                                      owned
                                                                                      I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                      • hova
                                                                                        Traffillionaire
                                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                                        • 22430

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        http://traffillions.com/

                                                                                        Sign up and get lifetime revshare on your traffic

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                                                                                        • shermo

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Shit.. I'd have offered you $5 and a cheeseburger for the sig!

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                                                                                          • Nicky
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 30071

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                            just who is cyberage?


                                                                                            not joking
                                                                                            wow

                                                                                            gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                            • emthree
                                                                                              Dialer Kingpin
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 10816

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I must ask ....

                                                                                              Which do you make more with
                                                                                              GFY SIG or JuicyLinks

                                                                                              Sell Patches & Pills

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                                                                                              • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                                • 122992

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                                                This is the funniest thing I have ever read. You are good. CyberAge-Gary and Juicy put the deal together. I had nothing to do with it.
                                                                                                If you ever quit your daytime job, you will definitely make it as a writer. Good story. I was on my way to CyberAge to sign up. You are good.
                                                                                                Heheh Dave have you not seen my poetry yet? I am a lyrical poet!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                • Fred Quimby
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 5430

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  woot woot

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                                                                                                  • Dalai lama
                                                                                                    Strength and Honor
                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                                    • 16540

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    congrats i guess...

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