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  • SmokeyTheBear
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    • Jun 2004
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    #1

    Dont fart while your washing your face ( ISLAM )

    i wonder who made up these rules, they make me laugh..

    http://www.trueislam.info/Articles/Namaz.htm

    Rule : Whilst in the middle of performing Wuzu it breaks then perform the Wuzu again, and if the water that is held in the palm of the hand and you release wind then this water is useless and do not use it to wash any parts.


    Damnit i was just about finished , and i farted , ill have to start again.. grr


    Rule : If sperm was ejaculated from it's place but not due to lust, i.e. it was done by lifting a heavy load or falling from a height, then to bathe is not obligatory, however, the Wuzu is broken.

    AHA that must be where the saying " i knocked the sperm right out of you " came from


    Rule : If semen dropped but was very thin and it came out whilst urinating or on it's own accord without lust then the bath does not become necessary but the Wuzu will break.


    Smokeys rule, never pee in your bath
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  • Mr Dickovitch
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    • Jul 2004
    • 1070

    #2
    I broke a big brown wuzu off into the toilet this morning. What does it mean for me? Did I need to chop off the head of a Christian?

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    • Napoleon Dynamite
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      • Jan 2005
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      #3
      may be funny to you but keep in mind it is someone elses religion, please show respect

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      • Dirty F
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        • Jul 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
        may be funny to you but keep in mind it is someone elses religion, please show respect
        Yup, just like all those islam freaks show respect to other religions and non believers...hahaha.

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        • SmokeyTheBear
          ►SouthOfHeaven
          • Jun 2004
          • 28609

          #5
          Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
          may be funny to you but keep in mind it is someone elses religion, please show respect

          No disrespect intended. But with all due respect , islam thinks everyone who isnt islamic should all be killed. I at least have the respect to let you do your thing without hating you. I may find it amusing , but i dont hate them.
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          • Napoleon Dynamite
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            • Jan 2005
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            #6
            Originally posted by Franck
            Yup, just like all those islam freaks show respect to other religions and non believers...hahaha.
            Those are extremists. Your average Muslim next door does not believe in killing all non believers. They are anti-violence.

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            • Dirty F
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              • Jul 2001
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              #7
              Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
              Those are extremists. Your average Muslim next door does not believe in killing all non believers. They are anti-violence.
              Who said anything about violence and killing? Me?

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              • SmokeyTheBear
                ►SouthOfHeaven
                • Jun 2004
                • 28609

                #8
                Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
                Those are extremists. Your average Muslim next door does not believe in killing all non believers. They are anti-violence.

                funny thing is i never hear of christian extremists who think everyone should be killed that doesnt believe the same thing they do.
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                • Napoleon Dynamite
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                  • Jan 2005
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                  funny thing is i never hear of christian extremists who think everyone should be killed that doesnt believe the same thing they do.
                  Do you know any muslism brought up in America that feel the same way?

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                  • The Heron
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                    • Apr 2001
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                    #10
                    Religion is crap

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                    • SmokeyTheBear
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 28609

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
                      Do you know any muslism brought up in America that feel the same way?
                      yes lots of them
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                      • NoCarrier
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                        • Mar 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                        funny thing is i never hear of christian extremists who think everyone should be killed that doesnt believe the same thing they do.
                        Go read some message boards on the internet, you might have a different opinion.

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                        • Napoleon Dynamite
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                          • Jan 2005
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                          yes lots of them
                          really? personal friends?

                          Sorry there are no muslims here where I live I am not very knowledgable on this subject.

                          brb have to go feed tina

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                          • TheGoldenChild
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                            • May 2002
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                            #14
                            wuzup?

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                            • SmokeyTheBear
                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                              • Jun 2004
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                              Go read some message boards on the internet, you might have a different opinion.

                              Im not basing my opinions on message boards. Im basing my opinion on real life.
                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                              • SmokeyTheBear
                                ►SouthOfHeaven
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 28609

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
                                really? personal friends?

                                Sorry there are no muslims here where I live I am not very knowledgable on this subject.

                                brb have to go feed tina
                                not personal friends , but people i have known.

                                I live part of the time in canada , and there are more practising muslims here than christians most likely.
                                hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                • Napoleon Dynamite
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                  not personal friends , but people i have known.

                                  I live part of the time in canada , and there are more practising muslims here than christians most likely.
                                  muslims you have known have told you they want to kill all non believers?

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                                  • gunfodder
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                                    • Aug 2004
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                                    #18
                                    fekin hell, thats some ritual after having a dump !!!!
                                    Just a statement of mine and not anything meaning to cause any kind of upset to any one living, dead or otherwise ... just a statement from me .. some jerk, tosser or whatever you want to call me
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                                    • MetaMan
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                                      • Jan 2003
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                                      #19
                                      stinky stinky no penis washing muslim.

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                                      • Michaelious
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                                        • Jan 2004
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                                        #20
                                        In reply to the person who said the christian extremists don't kill people, what the hell do you think the crusades was about??

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                                        • webseth
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                                          • Jul 2003
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                                          #21
                                          religion calls for tolerance, not respect... its something someone CHOOSES to believe, and on that level -- it's valid to judge someone over.. kinda like someone choosing to weigh the evidence of santa claus and choosing to still believe in him, its fair to say that person is a tool. same with the other crap..

                                          religion is NOT to be grouped into judging people over things they cant control, ie race, hair color, country of origin, etc... that calls for respect, and its not fair to judge someone exclusively on something like race -- whereas it IS fair to judge someone on their belief system, since its something they actively CHOSE to believe. it reflects what kind of person they are.

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                                          • flashfire
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                                            #22
                                            maybe funny but....actually no its just funny

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                                            • zzgundamnzz
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Michaelious
                                              In reply to the person who said the christian extremists don't kill people, what the hell do you think the crusades was about??
                                              It was about taking the Land back from the muslims.


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                                              • Darkland
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                                                • May 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Michaelious
                                                In reply to the person who said the christian extremists don't kill people, what the hell do you think the crusades was about??
                                                I dont know the figures, I was just talking about this the other day, but christianity and the crusades, specifically catholicism and a few wack popes killed more people in the name of christianity than most if not all other wars/conflicts in our history. Those were some crazy times.


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                                                • SykkBoy2
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                                                  • Feb 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                  funny thing is i never hear of christian extremists who think everyone should be killed that doesnt believe the same thing they do.
                                                  the inquisition?
                                                  the crusades?
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                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                    • Jun 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Michaelious
                                                    In reply to the person who said the christian extremists don't kill people, what the hell do you think the crusades was about??

                                                    were not talking about old history , were talking about TODAY ..

                                                    christians ate babies a long time ago ..
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                                                    • IwantU Bryan
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                                                      #27
                                                      Good one
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                                                      • Stamen
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                                                        #28
                                                        The funny thing is, thats not too much weirder then the Jewish laws in the Torah and Christian Bible....
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                                                        • rambler
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                          funny thing is i never hear of christian extremists who think everyone should be killed that doesnt believe the same thing they do.
                                                          BOOBMASTER

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                                                          • ytcracker
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                                                            #30
                                                            rules were meant to be broken
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                                                            • sweetME
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Michaelious
                                                              In reply to the person who said the christian extremists don't kill people, what the hell do you think the crusades was about??
                                                              Not even close to what islam people can do.


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                                                              • Screaming
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                                                                #32
                                                                They dont like us becouse we steal oil.

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                                                                • pornguy
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I find it funny. Post more if you got it smokey.
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                                                                  • sixxxthsense
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
                                                                    may be funny to you but keep in mind it is someone elses religion, please show respect
                                                                    well said!

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                                                                    • seven
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Stamen
                                                                      The funny thing is, thats not too much weirder then the Jewish laws in the Torah and Christian Bible....
                                                                      what he said.. read the Torah and Bible too before making fun of muslims.
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                                                                      • seven
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Oddly enough the christian bible does contain instructions (directly given by the central god character) on how to take a dump. And it does not make pleasant reading -- for one thing, personal hygene is totally absent! See Deuteronomy 23:13 for all the gory details.

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                                                                        • hova
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Franck
                                                                          Yup, just like all those islam freaks show respect to other religions and non believers...hahaha.
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                                                                          • NoCarrier
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                            Im not basing my opinions on message boards. Im basing my opinion on real life.
                                                                            Then you are out of sync with reality, because the right wing christian extremists want to nuke Islam as well. They aren't called extremists for nothing.

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                                                                            • Evil1
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              ok.. what the fuck is a wuzu?

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                                                                              • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                • Jun 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                Then you are out of sync with reality, because the right wing christian extremists want to nuke Islam as well. They aren't called extremists for nothing.

                                                                                I have never heard this discussed , nor even pondered .

                                                                                I think you might be a little out of sync

                                                                                What news sources are you following ??

                                                                                The point is very simple , how many respected/well known christians do you see saying all muslims should die..

                                                                                Now how many well known/respected muslims do you see saying all christians should die..

                                                                                notice a trend here ??
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                                                                                • CoolE
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
                                                                                  may be funny to you but keep in mind it is someone elses religion, please show respect
                                                                                  Ah, so THAT'S the criteria for when to show nonsensical crap some respect and when not to.

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                                                                                  • wargames
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Interesting article.
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                                                                                    • donnie
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                      funny thing is i never hear of christian extremists who think everyone should be killed that doesnt believe the same thing they do.

                                                                                      So you have never read any posts by Boobmaster (or whatever he calls himself now)

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                                                                                      • Top Jimmy
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
                                                                                        Those are extremists. Your average Muslim next door does not believe in killing all non believers. They are anti-violence.

                                                                                        Your average Muslim next door is now living in Cuba.

                                                                                        Don't reply. Let it die.

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                                                                                        • Darth Vader
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Napoleon Dynamite
                                                                                          Those are extremists. Your average Muslim next door does not believe in killing all non believers. They are anti-violence.

                                                                                          Your average Muslim next door is now living in Cuba.
                                                                                          Everything is going according to plan.

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                                                                                          • Darth Vader
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Oh and You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
                                                                                            Everything is going according to plan.

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                                                                                            • Screaming
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              ohh lord well to each his own

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                                                                                              • Top Jimmy
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Darth Vader
                                                                                                Your average Muslim next door is now living in Cuba.

                                                                                                Oh powerful Jedi. I just said that.

                                                                                                Don't reply. Let it die.

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                                                                                                • Darth Vader
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Top Jimmy
                                                                                                  Oh powerful Jedi. I just said that.

                                                                                                  Oh powerful Jimmy. you just said that.
                                                                                                  Everything is going according to plan.

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                                                                                                  • Darth Vader
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    and...

                                                                                                    The emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
                                                                                                    Everything is going according to plan.

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