The thought of a woman shitting disgusts me

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    The thought of a woman shitting disgusts me

    Anytime I feel attracted to a woman, I imagine her sitting on the toilet squeezing out a log, and I am instantly turned off. I can barely even stand to watch a woman eat. They're supposed to be prim and proper, and the thought of a woman cramming her maw with food, having it travel through her intestines, then shitting it out is utterly revolting to me.

    Is this normal, or am I fucked?
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    • flashfire
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      • Feb 2003
      • 13098
      #2
      thanx, now thats what I'm thinking about

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Originally posted by DarkJedi
          am I fucked?
          Did you have to ask?

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            • Darth Vader
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 144
              #4
              Originally posted by DarkJedi
              Anytime I feel attracted to a woman, I imagine her sitting on the toilet squeezing out a log, and I am instantly turned off. I can barely even stand to watch a woman eat. They're supposed to be prim and proper, and the thought of a woman cramming her maw with food, having it travel through her intestines, then shitting it out is utterly revolting to me.

              Is this normal, or am I fucked?

              You love the brown stuff. Search your feelings. You know it to be true
              Everything is going according to plan.

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                • sixxxthsense
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                  • Aug 2004
                  • 2419
                  #5
                  ur fucking gay buddy!

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                    • DarkJedi
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Darth Vader
                      You love the brown stuff. Search your feelings. You know it to be true
                      Nooooo !! This can't be !! It's impossible !!!

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                        • buttons
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 13
                          #7
                          Oh, but it is. How do you feel about men shitting? Maybe it runs deeper than you think.
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                            • xclusive
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 35218
                              #8
                              hey shit happens

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                                • DarkJedi
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301
                                  #9
                                  Men are different. It's okay for men to do dirty things.

                                  Not for women though.

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                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 60840
                                      #10
                                      one word: meecrob

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                                        • sickkittens
                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 25100
                                          #11
                                          And the thought of a man shitting doesn't disgust you?

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                                            • SongRider
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 651
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi

                                              Is this normal, or am I fucked?
                                              Fucked!

                                              I dont look at ANYTHING on the planet and wonder what or why or how it shits......

                                              I dont look at airplanes,buses,or campers and wonder where they keep there poop...

                                              I dont stare at the street and wonder where all the turds are floating at under there...

                                              I dont look at animals and bugs and worry where they stashed there last movement...

                                              So I DAMN sure dont look at a woman and wonder at what magnatude and velocity her next subway sub will exit her ass!!!

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                                                • sonofsam
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 18647
                                                  #13
                                                  Maybe you shouldn't have experimented with those hookers you pick up shitting all over you, now you wouldn't be having these nightmares.
                                                  I like turtles.

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                                                    • Darth Vader
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 144
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                      Nooooo !! This can't be !! It's impossible !!!
                                                      Luke I am your turdnurbler.
                                                      Everything is going according to plan.

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                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 28301
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                          Maybe you shouldn't have experimented with those hookers you pick up shitting all over you, now you wouldn't be having these nightmares.
                                                          Your shit ain't comedy faggot. If you can't post anything worthy, keep your stupid trap shut.

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                                                            • sonofsam
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 18647
                                                              #16
                                                              hahaha.... you're sitting here typing about how girls shouldn't digest food... and im the faggot??

                                                              maybe you really are gay then?? you seem to think its okay for guys to do it and not girls cause if girls digest they are nasty.... well looks like all girls are nasty then huh?

                                                              rendering YOU the faggot.
                                                              I like turtles.

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                                                                • Darth Vader
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                  • 144
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along her
                                                                  last known trajectory. OK enough with that.

                                                                  It is a little obsessive, try not to think about it.
                                                                  Everything is going according to plan.

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                                                                    • Tony Montana
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                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                      • 794
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Sounds like your gay to me.
                                                                      I am a marketing Genius.

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                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 18647
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Tony Montana
                                                                          Sounds like your gay to me.
                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                            • buttons
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 13
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I once dated a really nice girl, and she had a thing for being pee'd on (seriously).

                                                                              Not my cup of tea to say the least. Nothing wrong with it, just not my style. But she was really sweet so I thought, hey, why not. So one day, I popped her in her tub, and did it.

                                                                              It made her very, very happy. And that made me very happy. So maybe when you meet the right one, or something close, her poop won't be so important.
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                                                                                • Darth Vader
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                  • 144
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  If you only knew the *power* of the dark stuff. Obi-wan never told you what happened to her turds...
                                                                                  Everything is going according to plan.

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                                                                                    • Persius
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                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                      • 11779
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      your so gay.... who fuckin cares everyone takes a shit.. stop being a pussy

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                                                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 28301
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          How am I gay ?

                                                                                          You fags keep me out of your fantasies.

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                                                                                            • sonofsam
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 18647
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              whatever you say cockboy
                                                                                              I like turtles.

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