So I'm on a first date with this girl and I tell her about GFY...

**NickPapageorgio** · 01-30-2005, 05:02 PM

She must have read a couple of your posts and realized what everyone else already knows.

Sorry man you left it wide open...

**Mr Pheer** · 01-30-2005, 05:02 PM

let me guess:

her: so whats it called?
you: go fuck yourself!

and you wonder why she's not talking to you now, huh?

**DarkJedi** · 01-30-2005, 05:02 PM

**Shoehorn!** · 01-30-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer

let me guess:

her: so whats it called?
you: go fuck yourself!

and you wonder why she's not talking to you now, huh?

**Mike Okitch** · 01-30-2005, 05:04 PM

Next time, tell her that you like to write haiku, bake cookies and cry when watching Gilmore Girls and Days of our lives.

She'll think you're gay but at least you'll get to meet her once more

**SugarSusan** · 01-30-2005, 05:06 PM

lmao

ohh god!

, dont worry! wasnt ur fault!!

**rollinOn20s** · 01-30-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Mike Okitch

Next time, tell her that you like to write haiku, bake cookies and cry when watching Gilmore Girls and Days of our lives.

She'll think you're gay but at least you'll get to meet her once more

Whys that, is that your life story?

**mahoney** · 01-30-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by Mike Okitch

Next time, tell her that you like to write haiku, bake cookies and cry when watching Gilmore Girls and Days of our lives.

She'll think you're gay but at least you'll get to meet her once more

forget about her bro. Chicks that get freaked out by porno are fucking stupid imho

**pornstar2pac** · 01-30-2005, 05:07 PM

as long as she didn't touch your weed, then your fine

**Dirty F** · 01-30-2005, 05:07 PM

She saw your true personality here...i totally understands why shes not calling you again.

**xclusive** · 01-30-2005, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer

let me guess:

her: so whats it called?
you: go fuck yourself!

and you wonder why she's not talking to you now, huh?

lol now that was funny

**rollinOn20s** · 01-30-2005, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by pornstar2pac

as long as she didn't touch your weed, then your fine

**Mike Okitch** · 01-30-2005, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by rollinOn20s

Whys that, is that your life story?

My life's story is more like Kramer's

**thefool** · 01-30-2005, 05:11 PM

maybe she saw some of the cute girls pics on the board and stopped dating men all together

it might not just be you, don't be so hard on yourself

**Ironhorse** · 01-30-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by mahoney

forget about her bro. Chicks that get freaked out by porno are fucking stupid imho

Easy to say in California, but Chicago chicks are very different.. after 15 year marriage I'm just entering the dating scene and I'm a bit worried frankly..

**DarkJedi** · 01-30-2005, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by Franck

She saw your true personality here...i totally understands why shes not calling you again.

Wrong. Guess again.

**flashfire** · 01-30-2005, 05:16 PM

ya GFY would probably scare lots of girls away

**Babagirls** · 01-30-2005, 05:18 PM

another one lost to gfy

**mrthumbs** · 01-30-2005, 05:20 PM

Happened last week:

i have this really cute 18 year old Dutch upperclass girl im dating: rich parents.. high education.. high morals and family values.. blabla.. (thought it was a challenge since
im known for dating degrading human teen waste).

Anyway during the weekend she was at my place and since it was a bit cold she put on my gfy shirt that was in my closet and took it with her home in the morning.

Today i picked it up, her mom washed it and said "she liked the shirt and actually wore it to school on monday". She didnt read the sleeves and figured it was one of my websites.

Bad strategy.

**pornRefinery** · 01-30-2005, 05:21 PM

What were you thinking telling her about GFY?!

**jukeboxfrank** · 01-30-2005, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by Ironhorse

Easy to say in California, but Chicago chicks are very different.. after 15 year marriage I'm just entering the dating scene and I'm a bit worried frankly..

keep your head up it will be fine I know this is a hard time, but time does heal all. As soon as you realize who you are again everything goes back to normal trust me.

**Froey Twe** · 01-30-2005, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by pornstar2pac

as long as she didn't touch your weed, then your fine

ROFL thats funny

**TheEnforcer** · 01-30-2005, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by Ironhorse

Easy to say in California, but Chicago chicks are very different.. after 15 year marriage I'm just entering the dating scene and I'm a bit worried frankly..

Hehehe.. yes. The midwest is very different than California for sure. I can certainly relate. been seprated from my wife for a whioe now and one of my friends here in the area wants to set me up with some of her friends but knows I was in adult whenshe knew me in school several years ago and isn't quite sure how to describe me to her friends!! LOL

"He's a nice guy but he's in the porn business for a living." plays a bit different in the midwest than it does in California!!

**xlogger** · 01-30-2005, 07:11 PM

mahahahahahah!!

**Undisputed1** · 01-30-2005, 07:19 PM

yes yes i agree

**sickkittens** · 01-30-2005, 07:21 PM

Why would you tell some girl to come here?

**L0rdJuni0r** · 01-30-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

I say to her: "There's this REALLY COOL website that has this GREAT message board. I go there all the time, read and post both. You really ought to check it out."

A few days later she stops accepting my phone calls.

**Icon** · 01-30-2005, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

Wrong. Guess again.

I'm not saying I'm a player or anything, but there are a few things you can count on with women and first dates

1) Women love gummy bears. Always. they're one step down from flowers. simple. (GOLD JERRY!)

2) don't speak unless spoken to. Pretend to listen, or really listen, be interested and shut the fuck up. I've put my foot in my mouth way too many times (What?! You worked at Runway 66!?! TAKE ME HOME!)

thats all I got, which is why I'm home right now...

**polish_aristocrat** · 04-03-2007, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

I say to her: "There's this REALLY COOL website that has this GREAT message board. I go there all the time, read and post both. You really ought to check it out."

A few days later she stops accepting my phone calls.

YOU = OWNED

**Evil E** · 04-03-2007, 12:17 AM

Why the fuck would you talk about an Internet forum on a first date?

You really have nothing to say. Failure.

**calibra** · 04-03-2007, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by Mr Pheer

let me guess:

her: so whats it called?
you: go fuck yourself!

and you wonder why she's not talking to you now, huh?

**Rhesus** · 04-03-2007, 12:47 AM

DJ and dating, hahahahaha

**alexg** · 04-03-2007, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by Mr Pheer

let me guess:

her: so whats it called?
you: go fuck yourself!

and you wonder why she's not talking to you now, huh?

**Tat2Jr** · 04-03-2007, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

I say to her: "There's this REALLY COOL website that has this GREAT message board.

Wait..... why'd you send her here?

**sicone** · 04-03-2007, 01:48 AM

Classic thread, always good for a laugh

**VicD** · 04-03-2007, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

I say to her: "There's this REALLY COOL website that has this GREAT message board. I go there all the time, read and post both. You really ought to check it out."

A few days later she stops accepting my phone calls.

haha no wonder

**Mr. Manson** · 04-03-2007, 02:03 AM

Why did you tell her about GFY anyway?

**free4porn** · 04-03-2007, 02:22 AM

Plenty of fish in the sea!

**Nodtveidt** · 04-03-2007, 05:05 AM

Originally posted by free4porn

Plenty of fish in the sea!

Plenty of sharks and whales too...

**Crazy Carlos** · 04-03-2007, 05:07 AM

when i meet a girl or on a date i never tell her about my porn company but tell her about my mainstream company. Really on a first date you better show who you really are so she won't judge you to fast when you tell her what you do more.

**Legendary_Samir** · 04-03-2007, 05:10 AM

**goldmine** · 04-03-2007, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi

what the... are you broken hearted or something????

**Elixir** · 04-03-2007, 06:18 AM

Hehe pretty interesting.Your girl is very happy !

**Jason AO Movies** · 04-03-2007, 06:19 AM

haha..funny shit

**northboy** · 04-03-2007, 06:54 AM

she probably fully recovered from the GHB you slipped her

So I'm on a first date with this girl and I tell her about GFY...

So I'm on a first date with this girl and I tell her about GFY...

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