Man Drinks 60 Beer To Pee Himself Out Of An Avalanche

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  • Bansheelinks
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    • Apr 2003
    • 6023

    #1

    Man Drinks 60 Beer To Pee Himself Out Of An Avalanche

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

    Man peed way out of avalanche

    A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

    Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

    He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

    But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

    He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

    He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

    Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
  • 8 Characters
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2005
    • 2336

    #2
    Good thinking. I expected he'd just eat the snow to produce urine... Oh well beer must've been more fun.

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    • Bansheelinks
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 6023

      #3
      Don?t Eat The Yellow Snow

      DON?T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW

      Dreamed I was an eskimo
      Frozen wind began to blow
      Under my boots and around my toes
      The frost that bit the ground below
      It was a hundred degrees below zero...

      And my mama cried
      And my mama cried
      Nanook, a-no-no
      Nanook, a-no-no
      Don?t be a naughty eskimo
      Save your money, don?t go to the show

      Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
      Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
      Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
      And the northern lights commenced to glow
      And she said, with a tear in her eye
      Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow
      Watch out where the huskies go, and don?t you eat that yellow snow

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      • freeadultcontent
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        • Oct 2002
        • 9976

        #4
        hmm to bad nobody informed him cold liquid melts ice faster than hot liquid. He could of saved himself a lot of time and liver issues if he just would of poured the beer on the ice.

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        • MBS Auto
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          • Oct 2004
          • 1725

          #5
          Funny ......
          Shoes and Boot

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          • WarChild
            Let slip the dogs of war.
            • Jan 2003
            • 17263

            #6
            Originally posted by freeadultcontent
            hmm to bad nobody informed him cold liquid melts ice faster than hot liquid. He could of saved himself a lot of time and liver issues if he just would of poured the beer on the ice.

            So if I have a cold glass of water and a boiling glass of water, an ice cube dropped in the cold water will melt faster? Cold liquid will not melt ice faster than hot liquid, try it yourself.
            .

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            • freeadultcontent
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              • Oct 2002
              • 9976

              #7
              Originally posted by WarChild
              So if I have a cold glass of water and a boiling glass of water, an ice cube dropped in the cold water will melt faster? Cold liquid will not melt ice faster than hot liquid, try it yourself.
              Sorry, meant to say cold running water.

              Yes you can try it if you like, put a good sized chunk of ice in the sink, run cold water over it and time it, then try same with hot water.

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              • buddyjuf

                #8
                hehe, cool

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                • DEA - banned for life
                  V.I.P.
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 7886

                  #9
                  lol 60 beers and hes still alive? LMAO

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                  • latinasojourn
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                    • Oct 2003
                    • 3191

                    #10
                    Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                    Sorry, meant to say cold running water.

                    Yes you can try it if you like, put a good sized chunk of ice in the sink, run cold water over it and time it, then try same with hot water.

                    hmmm.

                    explain the physics of this pls. doesn't sound right.

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                    • triumph
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 3433

                      #11
                      how nice, he had that many beers available.

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                      • Rosie
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 369

                        #12
                        That's the best excuse I've ever heard to tell the wife why you've come home drunk again

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                        • BlogTexter
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                          • Jan 2005
                          • 367

                          #13
                          Guess he did what he had to do! I hope if I'm ever in that situation I've got 3-4 CASES of beer just lying around.
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                          • freeadultcontent
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 9976

                            #14
                            Originally posted by latinasojourn
                            hmmm.

                            explain the physics of this pls. doesn't sound right.
                            Fuck I can not explain the physics of it, I am not that educated. Something to do with heat transfer and pulling it away.
                            Hell I am pretty sure a putting the same large block of ice in a 400 degree oven would still melt slower than cold running water.

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                            • TrumpCash_Dave
                              Its almost time
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 13009

                              #15
                              thats a interesting story

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