Disney people are the ULTIMATE Crossellers/Upsellers. I just got assraped by them.

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  • BVF
    Black Vagina Finder
    • Jan 2002
    • 13975

    #1

    Disney people are the ULTIMATE Crossellers/Upsellers. I just got assraped by them.

    I took my kids to Disney on Ice today in Downtown Milwaukee. The tickets are relatively cheap at $20 apiece but the UPSELL is how they get you.

    How in the fuck does cotton candy cost $10 ? All they do is take a regular bag of cotton candy and stick some cheap ass colorful hat on top of the bag and charge you ten. So that means that you can't just buy one bag of cotton candy for your kids to share. You gotta buy EACH of them a bag so that each of them gets a hat...Some woman there said she would have to hide the hat from her kids when she got back to her seat.

    And how in the fuck does a fucking SNOWCONE cost $8-$10 ? They take some bullshit coarse snowcone ice and stick it in a nice plastic Mickey Mouse cup and charge you $8.00. But since the Buzz Lightyear cup was bigger and only cost two dollars more, I had to get that one.

    $3.75 for some sorry ass italian sausage sandwiches....$10 for little bullshit thingy's that makes light and spins around so the kids can use them when the lights are off. It's all bullshit..

    But Disney puts on a great show. They don't cut corners anywhere...And I would have fucked the woman who played Ariel. She had a washboard stomach and fiery red hair. Man I wanted to slap that ass.

    Disney rapes the parents for their dough but they make sure that the kids have a great time EVERY time....

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  • pornstar2pac
    Omaha Hi/Lo
    • Nov 2003
    • 17380

    #2
    yes, I will not pay $8 for a snow cone
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    • Manowar
      jellyfish  
      • Dec 2003
      • 71528

      #3
      disney shave

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      • sonofsam
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 18647

        #4
        Originally posted by Manowar
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        • DarkJedi
          No Refunds Issued.
          • Feb 2001
          • 28301

          #5
          Next time bring your own snacks

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          • Dalai lama
            Strength and Honor
            • Jul 2004
            • 16540

            #6
            I heard they will be using nats anytime soon.

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            • WarChild
              Let slip the dogs of war.
              • Jan 2003
              • 17263

              #7
              Originally posted by DarkJedi
              Next time bring your own snacks
              Yes because little children at a big event will often be good about eating bagged lunches while the other children around them play with their Disney toys and cotton candy.
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              • freeadultcontent
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 9976

                #8
                Think thats bad, try one of the actual theme parks. Shit they should have an apply for credit booth.

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                • Dildozer
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 7519

                  #9
                  Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                  Think thats bad, try one of the actual theme parks. Shit they should have an apply for credit booth.
                  LOL yeah it's insane, went over there during the holidays. Actually liked Universal Studios and Islands Of Adventure better as the parks were cleaner and we could use our hotel card to skip the line. Talk about doing the Hulk Coaster 5 times in less than an hour while some poor schmucks were still waiting for their first turn
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                  • brand0n
                    been very busy
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 26983

                    #10
                    i like how you cant get a glass of water anywhere. its bottled and its 5 bucks.
                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                    • Rui
                      web
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 9533

                      #11
                      That as to hurt...demmmm fuckers

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                      • SmokeyTheBear
                        ►SouthOfHeaven
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 28609

                        #12
                        mmm italian sausages drools
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                        • PMdave
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 1517

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WarChild
                          Yes because little children at a big event will often be good about eating bagged lunches while the other children around them play with their Disney toys and cotton candy.
                          you can explain kids that some things are ridicuous expensive. Just tell them that a coton candy and a snowcone costs as much as that toy they wanted for some time now and promise them that you'll take them to the toystore next day. Big part of raising kids is learning them the value of money
                          Last edited by PMdave; 01-29-2005, 03:52 PM.

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
                            Now with more Jayne
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 40077

                            #14
                            Ever bought water on a convention floor?

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