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Homer:"But Marge, it's a UterUS not a UterU"
Bart: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know."
Marge: "This is the worst thing you've ever done."
Homer: "You say that so often that it lost its meaning."
Ralph: "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness."
Homer: "Here's to alcohol, the cause ofhahaha8212;and solution tohahaha8212;all life's problems."
Homer: "Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore."
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