wtf is with people coming to my house asking me to join their church?

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  • DarkJedi
    No Refunds Issued.
    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    wtf is with people coming to my house asking me to join their church?

    if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
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    • StuartD
      Sofa King Band
      • Jul 2002
      • 29903
      #2
      They've obviously seen your posts on gfy and realize you need some spiritual help
      This is me on facebook
      This is me on twitter

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        • smack
          Push Porn Like Weight.
          • Mar 2002
          • 10652
          #3
          i love those people almost as much as i love telemarketers.


          it's a free license to fuck with someone and try to ruin their day. nothing like warping the minds of unsuspecting missionaries.
          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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            • Corleone
              C.R.E.A.M
              • Apr 2003
              • 15262
              #4
              damn I know what you're talking about.. they're coming every week telling me my bible is wrong and theirs is true

              and If I join I'll go to heaven bla bla bla.. all for only 100 bucks / month!

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                • DarkJedi
                  No Refunds Issued.
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301
                  #5
                  Originally posted by smack
                  i love those people almost as much as i love telemarketers.


                  it's a free license to fuck with someone and try to ruin their day. nothing like warping the minds of unsuspecting missionaries.
                  yeah but i dont have time to listed to their crap.

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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218
                      #6
                      I just give them my business card and ask them if they would like to shoot some scenes

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                        • Evil1
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 3893
                          #7
                          carve a pentagram into your door and smear goat blood on it. they wont knock.

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                            • sumphatpimp
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 5235
                              #8
                              you missed your chance, should have invited them in and showed then Jesus porn. they would have liked that.

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                                • DarkJedi
                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Evil1
                                  carve a pentagram into your door and smear goat blood on it. they wont knock.
                                  not only they i suspect

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                                    • S P A N N O W
                                      Everywhere You Wanna Be!
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 11941
                                      #10
                                      Maybe they felt that your soul needed saving...?!

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                                        • MBS Auto
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 1725
                                          #11
                                          BIBLE Thumpers
                                          Shoes and Boot

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                                            • cherrylula
                                              lol
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 15969
                                              #12
                                              tell them you are a satanist and not interested, it works.

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                                                • Easton
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 9825
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                  if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
                                                  you either need:

                                                  a. a doorman

                                                  b. a gated community

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                                                    • The Sultan Of Smut
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 4325
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                      if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
                                                      If surfers want popups I'm sure they would ask for them. It's all an attempt to get a signup.

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                                                        • jimmyf
                                                          OU812
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 12651
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                          if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
                                                          just tell'em you are a Buddhist, believe me they will start leaving you alone. Been doing it for years. When I 1st moved where I now live they came 3 times, in the first two months, haven't seen them in over 3 years now
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                                                            • SykkBoy2
                                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 19969
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by The Sultan Of Smut
                                                              If surfers want popups I'm sure they would ask for them. It's all an attempt to get a signup.
                                                              hahah, I was going to post the same thing
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                                                                • pornstar2pac
                                                                  Omaha Hi/Lo
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 17380
                                                                  #17
                                                                  get a pit bull to watch the front yard for you
                                                                  Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                                                                    • junction
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 2411
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                      if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
                                                                      Just do what I do. When know it is messengers of God at the door, I strip nude, answer the door, and ask them if they are here for the orgy.

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                                                                        • Nas7782
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 493
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Can these people just save themselves? Ok, we're going to hell...leave us alone!
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                                                                            • Babagirls
                                                                              Text Writer
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 18812
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by xclusive
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                                                                                • rickholio
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                  • 1914
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by junction
                                                                                  Just do what I do. When know it is messengers of God at the door, I strip nude, answer the door, and ask them if they are here for the orgy.
                                                                                  Nice!

                                                                                  My particular favorite is to have a rusty old hatchet and a whetstone by the door. I open the door, spit on the stone, start grinding and say "Yessssssssssss?" in my most ominous voice. The bold ones leave a pamphlet. The scared ones back away immediately.

                                                                                  Mind you, I'd probably take a step or two back from a 6'2", 230lbs carpathian weilding a rusty hatchet too...
                                                                                  ~

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                                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 30307
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I HAVE THE ANSWER.

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                                                                                        • DarkJedi
                                                                                          No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 28301
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                          I HAVE THE ANSWER.

                                                                                          oh shit

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