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  • erehwon
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    • Nov 2003
    • 3759

    #1

    Man peed way out of avalanche

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html

    A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

    Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

    He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

    But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

    He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

    He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."
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  • NaughtyRob
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    • Nov 2004
    • 29602

    #2
    Already posted today. Interesting.
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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      You tend to get desperate in those situations

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      • irishfury
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        • Aug 2003
        • 2611

        #4
        This is the first thing ever that has brought a tear to my eye. What a happy ending.
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        • beemk
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          • Jan 2002
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          #5
          this story calls for the bullshit detector

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          • beemk
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            • Jan 2002
            • 20829

            #6
            if that guy could melt that much snow with his pee, couldnt he have more easily melted it with the heat on his car?
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            • Morgan
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              • May 2002
              • 10520

              #7
              I will remember that incase anything happens to me up in the Swiss Alps this week!
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              • yuvalus
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                • Oct 2003
                • 1906

                #8
                Must have smelled awesome in there....good thing he was drunk :-p
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                • MikeXAMO
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                  • Mar 2002
                  • 660

                  #9
                  I'll remember that next time I'm stuck in an avalanche with 60 beer.
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                  • nofx
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                    • Nov 2002
                    • 16826

                    #10
                    why the fuck did he have be 60 half-litre bottles of beer with him?

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                    • Kevsh
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 8619

                      #11
                      I once peed my way out of a terrible blowjob...

                      just kidding

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                      • RedShoe
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 14831

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                        I will remember that incase anything happens to me up in the Swiss Alps this week!

                        They said alcohol, not weed.

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                        • Jakke PNG
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                          • Nov 2001
                          • 20306

                          #13
                          Originally posted by nofx
                          why the fuck did he have be 60 half-litre bottles of beer with him?
                          60 isn't all that much. I've had a lot more a few times when I've gone out to the summer cabin for the weekend with a few friends.
                          ..and I'm off.

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                          • Morgan
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                            • May 2002
                            • 10520

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RedShoe
                            They said alcohol, not weed.

                            Good idea, smoke bowls and melt the alps.
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