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Post your "creative" tax write off ideas.

01-28-2005, 06:43 PM

I was having lunch with a business associate today and somehow we got on the discussion of taxes. During the discussion, he told me that he writes his dog off as "Office Equipment" to the tune of about $1,500 per year.

I'm still laughing my ass off over that one.

So...What's are some of your creative write offs?
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01-28-2005, 06:44 PM

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01-28-2005, 07:08 PM

yup have a website for anything you own and you can write it off as research

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01-28-2005, 07:11 PM

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01-28-2005, 07:27 PM

If you travel anywhere to meet a fellow webmaster (whether it's a show or just going to visit a single webmaster) , you can write mileage, airfare, hotel expenses, 'entertainment', and a bunch of other expenses off as business related expenses.

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01-28-2005, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by AaronM

I was having lunch with a business associate today and somehow we got on the discussion of taxes. During the discussion, he told me that he writes his dog off as "Office Equipment" to the tune of about $1,500 per year.

I'm still laughing my ass off over that one.

So...What's are some of your creative write offs?

1. anything
2. anything
3. anything
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01-28-2005, 07:30 PM

What do you need to do in each case? Just save the receipts?
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01-28-2005, 07:30 PM

donate to a tsunami relief fund because "you feel bad or want to help"

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01-28-2005, 07:31 PM

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01-28-2005, 08:01 PM

just turn your business in to a church
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01-28-2005, 08:03 PM

creative tax write offs are good for getting you a audit. ask choker.

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01-28-2005, 08:04 PM

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01-28-2005, 08:06 PM

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01-28-2005, 08:08 PM

my dog ate my money
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01-28-2005, 08:11 PM

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01-28-2005, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by beemk

creative tax write offs are good for getting you a audit. ask choker.

thats the risk you take, he is now paying like $500 a month ,so no real harm done there
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01-28-2005, 08:19 PM

I pay all my taxes. But I know of people in the biz who have set up offshore corps, obtained visa cards on those accounts, and never paid taxes.

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01-28-2005, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by BradShaw

I pay all my taxes. But I know of people in the biz who have set up offshore corps, obtained visa cards on those accounts, and never paid taxes.

Stupid.

you aint kiddin.

guys like that will be doin time or will lose all their money paying uncle sam off. the irs is hip to all that shit.

its really complex to run an offshore co., not pay taxes and live in the U.S.

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01-28-2005, 08:46 PM

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01-28-2005, 10:02 PM

Instead of a 1031 exchange.. Charitable Remainder Annuity Trust !!

if you are an entertainment compnay you may write off all your Movies, travel to other places as long as you go see or rent a movie while you are away
The travel is 100% deductible and meals are 50%

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Write of your dog food .. Your dog is used for security for your home :-) You might get in trouble with this one though.

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01-28-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by jonesy

you aint kiddin.

guys like that will be doin time or will lose all their money paying uncle sam off. the irs is hip to all that shit.

its really complex to run an offshore co., not pay taxes and live in the U.S.

Canadian Prime Minister does it.. it's not illegal in Canada
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01-28-2005, 10:14 PM

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01-28-2005, 10:34 PM

I don't discuss it with a forum full of sigwhores. I ask my accountant.

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01-28-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by jonesy

you aint kiddin.

guys like that will be doin time or will lose all their money paying uncle sam off. the irs is hip to all that shit.

its really complex to run an offshore co., not pay taxes and live in the U.S.

ya ok, thats what YOU think... it would suck to pay 500k when you make 1mill..
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01-28-2005, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by qwe

ya ok, thats what YOU think... it would suck to pay 500k when you make 1mill..

IRS is after you now, foo.

Myself? I want to write off my energy drinks and flights.

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01-28-2005, 10:48 PM

flip your accountant a extra few g's and stop asking dipshits on gfy.
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01-28-2005, 10:52 PM

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01-28-2005, 10:58 PM

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01-28-2005, 11:02 PM

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01-29-2005, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by beemk

creative tax write offs are good for getting you a audit. ask choker.

Well the main thing they got me for was me trying to take more of a deduction for my home office, power, water etc than was allowable. We came to a agreement real fast...I pay them what they tell me I owe them. LOL

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01-29-2005, 05:28 PM

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01-29-2005, 05:33 PM

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01-29-2005, 05:35 PM

Creative tax write off's dont get you audited if you dont go overboard.

If you dont actually have an office built in your house, but use the kitchen, you can still take a write off. Just make sure that you follow the guide lines that the IRS gives.
If you buy something in mass quantity, like steaks or something, have a few friends over, and talk some business. Then you can write some of it off. Dont forget your phone, cell phone, pager, computers, upgrades, programs, cameras etc. they will all get you a write off.

JUST FOLLOW the DAMN rules.

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01-29-2005, 05:37 PM

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01-29-2005, 05:39 PM

I lease my cars through my company to myself for around $200 a month, that way they're a 100% business writeoff without any questions.

I've got no problem putting a couple hun a month back into my company

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01-29-2005, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by pornguy

Creative tax write off's dont get you audited if you dont go overboard.

If you dont actually have an office built in your house, but use the kitchen, you can still take a write off. Just make sure that you follow the guide lines that the IRS gives.
If you buy something in mass quantity, like steaks or something, have a few friends over, and talk some business. Then you can write some of it off. Dont forget your phone, cell phone, pager, computers, upgrades, programs, cameras etc. they will all get you a write off.

JUST FOLLOW the DAMN rules.

exactly
there are more than enough legal write-offs that are out there for the taking without having to get too creative...I live in Las Vegas, the most audited city in the nation, I have to be extra careful ;-)

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