Jeff Foxworthy On The Taliban

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  • SallyRand
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2008
    • 3487

    #1

    Jeff Foxworthy On The Taliban

    Nobody likes the Taliban. Nobody.

    "Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.

    "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    11. Your cousin is president of the United States."

    heh, heh..............................

    Sally.
  • 2MuchMark
    Mark of 2Much.net
    • Aug 2004
    • 51054

    #2
    1-10 funny.

    11 - stupid.

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    • _Richard_
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2006
      • 30989

      #3
      did he call the president a terrorist and guilty of treason? i don't get it

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      • seeandsee
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        • Mar 2006
        • 50945

        #4
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        • potter
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 6559

          #5
          Wow, that's what you find funny?

          Here - these should be gold to you then: http://www.knock-knock-joke.com

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          • madm1k3
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2005
            • 472

            #6
            You might be Jeff Foxworthy if:

            1. You had a good line in 1993
            2. You've been annoying people with the same line since 1993
            Always looking for trades on Linkspun! Check my Id here

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Originally posted by SallyRand

              1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
              this is straight up incorrect.

              the Taliban were our puppets. we armed them. they kept their population in check, and we liked that. but then, they burned the poppy fields. they are violently opposed to it.

              this angered the men behind the curtain, and something had to be done.

              [insert that 'something' here]

              now, things are back to the way they were intended. 93% of the opiates on the world market originated in Afghanistan, and now it's protected by the fiercest military on Earth.
              SIG TOO BIG

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              • BlackCrayon
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2003
                • 19634

                #8
                Originally posted by madm1k3
                You might be Jeff Foxworthy if:

                1. You had a good line in 1993
                2. You've been annoying people with the same line since 1993
                jeff foxworthy never actually said any of that. just another repub type email forward.
                you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 21062

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyRand
                  Nobody likes the Taliban. Nobody.

                  "Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy.

                  "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

                  1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

                  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

                  3. You have more wives than teeth.

                  4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

                  5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

                  6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

                  7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

                  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

                  9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

                  10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

                  11. Your cousin is president of the United States."

                  heh, heh..............................

                  Sally.
                  You might be an hopelessly ignorant American if number 11 made any sense to you.
                  Good luck.



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                  • PornMD
                    Mainstream Businessman
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9291

                    #10
                    Jeff Foxworthy is about half as funny as diarrhea.
                    Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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                    • tony286
                      lurker
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021

                      #11
                      Of course since the president is black he cant be one of us. So he has be with the enemy.

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